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No one knows why it started, but the monster invasion all began right here, in Heathen Row.
Ever since, men all over the world have been on the menu. And women have been at the frontlines, hunting the predators.
But in a world where women are over-armed, over-paid, and under-satiated, Chris Hart isn’t staying safe inside while the monsters come out to feast.
He’s living a double life, and doing his damndest to make sure no scientists, corporations, or hired monster hunters find out about the powers he gained the night he came to Heathen Row.
Or about the sexy monster woman he’s hiding away to complete his own private mission.
So lock your doors and load your guns. It’s going to be a bloody night.
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I love the narrator's. No story.
- By JJ on 05-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
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Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Court of the Shifter
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Brian Kozak, Charlie K James
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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One day, I was just a park ranger in Idaho. I liked my job, but my life wasn’t particularly exciting. Then I fell into an underground spring and landed in another world. A fantasy world full of vampires, shifters, and monsters. Turns out I’m the prophesied shifter who is destined to unite the different paranormal species by killing all my rivals, marrying and breeding with all of the noble firstborn daughters, and establishing my own kingdom.
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Great story
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Kill Monsters, Get Rich
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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After leaving the army, I thought the hardest thing I’d face was the job market. But then one night, my sister and I saved a beautiful blonde woman being attacked in an alley, and we discovered that magic was real. The supernatural was real.
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Just no, more Woke/PC garbage.
- By Anonymous User on 05-28-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Scholomance
- Scholomance, Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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Cole is the most powerful witch to ever be born. Except, he’s a man, and there has never been a male witch. Now, Cole is stuck in the Devil’s Academy full of evil women who want to destroy him. To survive, he’ll have to perform a dark ritual that enslaves the beautiful witches to him. They’ll hate serving a man, of course, but that just makes the conquest over their bodies, minds, and souls that much sweeter.
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Lazy Writing and a Waste of Time
- By David Myers on 08-04-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Making Monster Girls
- For Science!
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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They call me mad, but I don’t see anything wrong with using science to create the perfect monster girl. They call me insane, but I just want to live my life with a harem of beautiful cat-girls, bear-girls, fox-girls, snake-girls, and...well, pretty much any type of monster girl. They call me a megalomaniac, but why wouldn’t any red blooded man want to make cute babies with all these beautiful monster girls? They call me evil, but they just don’t realize that I’d destroy anyone who tries to harm my monster girls.
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Decent "popcorn flick" audiobook, mediocre writing
- By Milksteak on 04-13-20
By: Eric Vall
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Evil Genius
- Becoming the Apex Supervillain
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet, Alex Perone, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Supervillains are murdering people in the streets, but yet superheroes are more concerned with gaining popularity than bringing the villains to justice. These villains think they are above the law and that nobody can stop them, but they never planned for me. I’ll murder every one of them with my powersuit, traps, and sidekicks. And if killing bad guys makes me a villain in the eyes of the heroes, well...I’ll destroy them too.
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I love the narrator's. No story.
- By JJ on 05-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
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Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Court of the Shifter
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Brian Kozak, Charlie K James
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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One day, I was just a park ranger in Idaho. I liked my job, but my life wasn’t particularly exciting. Then I fell into an underground spring and landed in another world. A fantasy world full of vampires, shifters, and monsters. Turns out I’m the prophesied shifter who is destined to unite the different paranormal species by killing all my rivals, marrying and breeding with all of the noble firstborn daughters, and establishing my own kingdom.
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Great story
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Kill Monsters, Get Rich
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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After leaving the army, I thought the hardest thing I’d face was the job market. But then one night, my sister and I saved a beautiful blonde woman being attacked in an alley, and we discovered that magic was real. The supernatural was real.
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Just no, more Woke/PC garbage.
- By Anonymous User on 05-28-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Scholomance
- Scholomance, Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Cole is the most powerful witch to ever be born. Except, he’s a man, and there has never been a male witch. Now, Cole is stuck in the Devil’s Academy full of evil women who want to destroy him. To survive, he’ll have to perform a dark ritual that enslaves the beautiful witches to him. They’ll hate serving a man, of course, but that just makes the conquest over their bodies, minds, and souls that much sweeter.
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Lazy Writing and a Waste of Time
- By David Myers on 08-04-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Making Monster Girls
- For Science!
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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They call me mad, but I don’t see anything wrong with using science to create the perfect monster girl. They call me insane, but I just want to live my life with a harem of beautiful cat-girls, bear-girls, fox-girls, snake-girls, and...well, pretty much any type of monster girl. They call me a megalomaniac, but why wouldn’t any red blooded man want to make cute babies with all these beautiful monster girls? They call me evil, but they just don’t realize that I’d destroy anyone who tries to harm my monster girls.
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Decent "popcorn flick" audiobook, mediocre writing
- By Milksteak on 04-13-20
By: Eric Vall
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God of Magic
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Gabriel would be the most powerful mage in the universe...if he were in the right universe. That's why the goddess of luck has sent him into a fantasy world to help the last of her followers. Now, he will use his power to manipulate minds and magic to help an orcish shield knight, a cunning dragoness archer, and an elven healer create the most powerful guild of adventurers this world had ever seen.
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I am giving a good review, however...
- By Kindle Customer on 12-04-19
By: Logan Jacobs
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Succubus Lord
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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"Dude! It finally came!" My roommate barely withheld his excitement as he barreled into the living room of our apartment with a package in his hand. "Check it out, Jacob." He smiled as he tore at the brown paper surrounding his purchase. As he ripped the covering off the package, bits and pieces scattered all across the floor of the living room like confetti. For a second, I thought about lecturing Todd about not making a mess of our apartment, but who was I kidding? This place was already a shithole. At least some half-assed confetti would make it feel a little livelier.
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Fun first book
- By r1se on 05-30-19
By: Eric Vall
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Skulduggery 1
- Building a Criminal Empire
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
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Lord of the Rings + Breaking Bad + The Sopranos = Skulduggery. It’s a world ruled by elves, and they have decided that alcohol and magic is illegal for all the other races. But I know how to make whiskey. In fact, that’s the easy part. Selling it under their noses and not getting caught and hung will be the hard part. I’ll need to build a crew, I’ll need to slit some throats, and I’ll need to be five steps ahead of our overlords. Wanna join me in building a criminal empire?
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A truly unreadable book
- By KindleCustomer on 09-01-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Demon's Throne
- Demon's Throne, Book 1
- By: K.D. Robertson
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
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Rys awakes to the smell of blood and nearly two thousand years of dust. Maybe he overslept a little too long. Once, he was a great champion and general in the demonic empire that ruled the world. Now, he’s been erased from history. He’ll need to remind the world of the price of forgetfulness. Now is the time to build his own empire, as the ancient powers of his time are long gone. Rys has an archipelago to conquer, women interested in extending their bloodline with him, and a mysterious labyrinth that holds the secret to why he was sealed away to begin with.
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Solid Start of a Fantasy for the Older.
- By AmalgaMat1on on 11-23-22
By: K.D. Robertson
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Summoner School
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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Power. Money. Women. Despite being hardworking and ambitious, Andrew has none of them. That is, until his ailing grandmother gives him an amulet that transports him to another dimension in order for him to be trained as a battle mage, specializing in summoning monsters. Once on campus, Andrew will quickly make a mark and rise up the class rankings, and before long, he’ll have everything he’s ever wanted both in this new world, and back on Earth.
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Not one of his best
- By Anonymous User on 01-28-23
By: Eric Vall
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Made in Hell
- Made in Hell, Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Robert L. Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Once I was a mortal man living on Earth, but now, I’m the Tempest Demon known as Atticus, and I have served the Dark King for eons as he wages endless war across the realms. Until today, when I finally ripped myself free from the Dark King’s shackles. The demons want me back. The heavens want me destroyed.
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I rarely do reviews.
- By Kami Kanekoa on 01-11-22
By: Logan Jacobs
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Soulbound 1: A Haremlit Fantasy Adventure
- Soulbound, Book 1
- By: Cassius Lange
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael, Jessica Threet
- Length: 15 hrs and 17 mins
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After having kept my hands to myself for years, It's time to enjoy myself a bit as well with an enemy-turned-ally magician who is as smart as she is beautiful, a bar owner who can equally hold herself in a fight as much as with liquor, and the only other survivor other than myself, a golden-haired healer who's even more damaged than I am. Change looms behind Greystone's colossal walls as guilds vanish, arena fighters wind up dead, and whispers of a great war permeate the streets. My name is Cade, a man driven by vengeance, and I am going to bring it all down!
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I just don't understand.
- By Bishop on 04-14-24
By: Cassius Lange
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Dormitory Demon
- Slayer Academy, Book 1
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Tom North, Savannah Thomas
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Life as a blacksmith’s son was simple. Hammer steel, make deliveries, and court the cute baker down the street. My respectable future lay before me. Then, I was attacked by a giant monster. I had to fight for my life, and I won. Something awakened in me that day, something kept hidden by my father. It gave me strength, speed, and other secret powers. Before he could explain, a fist pounded on the door. It was the Knights of Elsara! Or, as the common folk called them, slayers.
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Good book
- By Blake Agnew on 09-27-24
By: Kirk Mason
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Princess Master
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Hi. My name’s Joe, and yeah...I’m a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this “Hero of Legend”. Now I have to collect all the princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy...uhhh...kinky...uhhhh...“ritual”, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe-laying adventure.
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Dumb characters fumble through everything.
- By Bryan Gallagher on 08-22-20
By: Eric Vall
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Blood Rites
- Blood Rites, Book 1
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Maeve York, Walker Williams
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
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Lazarus Cross wakes after centuries of slumber, a single objective burning in his mind: revenge. His newfound thirst for blood is insatiable. When the woman who awakened him disappears before he can learn his identity or purpose, he must rely on his own strength and cunning to survive. In a world hungry for power and control, Lazarus must fight for his freedom and prove he is more than what he appears. With each bloody battle, he grows in strength, each victory unlocking new powers inside him.
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its ok
- By KEVIN P. on 02-11-24
By: Peter North
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Monsters Mayhem and Misfits
- By: Marcus Sloss, Jack Spry
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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When Josh Underwood is thrown through a wormhole and lands on an unfamiliar world, he is immediately attacked by flesh-eating worms and snarling wolves. He has one huge advantage. A ring sits on his finger, but it's no ordinary ring. It's alien tech designed to improve its host’s strength, speed, agility, durability and combat instinct. Not all boons are infinitely wondrous. This tech has to understand what Josh needs for it to evolve, and time is of the essence.
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I'm two hours in and I'm suffering
- By Jason on 05-17-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Dragons of Asgard
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 19 hrs and 39 mins
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My name is Volrath, and I am an Aesir of Asgard. I have no family name to speak of, but then I discovered I could tame, train, and breed the great dragons that are feared throughout Asgard. Now that I have this incredible power, it is my mission to scour the nine realms in search of more dragons to add to my menagerie. I am joined by a beautiful Light Elf and a powerful half-Valkyrie sorceress, and these women want to bind themselves to me and bear my children.
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I dislike reviewers who b**ch with“INCORRECT”facts
- By Cyprus Frost on 02-05-21
By: Logan Jacobs
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- Christopher Warnick
- 09-19-24
the story
liked the gradual relationship and how the trust was earned and not just immediately given. also a really cool story idea
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- Robert L. Hamilton
- 01-21-24
Great start for a new series!
It’s not often that the monster hunter gains respect for the monster. Or it seems as if the story is shared between man and beast. Keep you entertained to then.
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- DR
- 03-10-24
next book?
It is a good book but it's only one out of 7 it would be nice if the other books were available
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-01-24
the story
So I listened to the whole book n loved it but i have 1 issue . THEYRE MISSING A WHOLE CHAPTER (CH 20 )) YES THERE IS MORE THAN 19 CHAPTERS . FIX IT
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