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Narrated by:
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Martin Reeve
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By:
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Hans Bluedorn
About this listen
After a science experiment in the kitchen goes very wrong, Archer and Zowie are surprised to find that the microwave-oven now:
- Can order sandwiches from the deli.
- Can squash the entire universe to the size of a bean in less than a second.
- Wants to kill them.
Over the course of the day, Archer and Zowie will encounter deep space, angry babysitters, teleporting microwave ovens, big penguin aliens, and even the author of this book.
They can only expect the unexpected.
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This is the first book I’ve listened to by this narrator ( Martin Reeve ) and I would listen to another. He does well narrating this book. I think it would be an enjoyable lesson for kids and hold their attention. He does not over-express things like some children narrators tend to do. His narration style is such he is telling the story not just reading a book.
There are no explicit sex scenes, excessive violence or swearing.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and voluntarily left this unbiased review.
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Silly kids story
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Martin Reeve did a fabulous job narrating Archer and Zowie. The different voices that he used for Archer, Zowie and the various creatures that they encounter, as well as fun sound effects, really brought the story to life. Really top notch. Though if you don't enjoy British narrators, you may want to listen to a sample before you purchase. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher for an honest review.
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Fun intergalactic listen for pre-teens to adults!
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Very enjoyable book
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I was impressed by this short novel. The British narrator's dry rendition was perfect for the storyline - simple, yet eloquent. How such a young hero can know so much about physics and space was beyond us, but the main character Archer was a brain. His counterpart, Zowie, was all things practical and whimsical. Their personalities reminded me of more than a few children I have know. The story was thoughtful, humorous, energetic, and fun. I would recommend it for any family looking for something with smattering of "educational insights" and a generous helping of youthful delight.
Such a creative way to learn about space!
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Archer and Zowie are best friends, BUT they don’t always get along with each other.
Archer is the better thinker of the two, but Zowie can ask more questions. They are both rather curious about new things as they travel through space. So hop onto their treehouse/space ship and get ready to explore another planet as they fight off penguin aliens and learn the hans’ weakness/strength.
This book is really silly. That’s why I like it. Mr. Bluedorn is great!!
a review from our 11-year-old daughter...
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My favorite part is when Archer and Zowie get hungry and find some nuts laying on the ground. They crack them and eat a bunch. Then Zowie places a cracked nut before Archer, and it walks away! The nuts have legs! Archer and Zowie are so grossed out.
In this book I learned that friendship has no bounds, and that sometimes even best, best friends can fight and argue. Also, in the face of danger only true friends will stay by your side and fight. False friends will run away and desert you.
There was a part I didn’t like, though. Archer and Zowie were not very respectful to God. Zowie talked about God peeing when it rains. I don’t think that’s a good way to think of God. I still thought it was a very good book, however.
A very good book, review by ten-year-old E.S.
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My favorite part as an adult listener is all the interesting ‘fun facts’ that are tied into the story. And they are everywhere! You come away from this book not just entertained, but with real information. That’s probably the best way for anyone to learn—by listening to a story. You’re having so much fun, you don’t realize you are learning.
I’m happy this story isn’t just a silly tale about a brother and sister on a wild space adventure. You will come away with information you probably didn’t have before.
Whimsical, entertaining, and educational!
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Overall, a fun listen for kids ages 7 to 14.
Imaginative fun
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Engaging fun!
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Well done!
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