Beautiful Ugly
And Other Weirdness
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Tim Carper
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Eleven bizarre short stories from the mad mind of Thomas S. Flowers ranging from Cronenberg-styled body horror to John Carpenter-inspired dark science fiction. Stories include:
- "Gone": A UFO crashes on a family farm setting in motion events that will lead to tragic results.
- "Happiness": A peculiar salesman comes to Happiness, Texas with nothing but an scarlet suit and a briefcase, and the ability to resurrect the dead...but his services come at a cost.
- "The Abigail": A crack-whip special tactics squad investigates a supposedly derelict spaceship only to find that some things are better left alone.
- "Ultrasound": Soon-to-be parents face their worst nightmare come true.
- "The Witch of Staunton County": Zealots find that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
- "Marrow": A homeless man is introduced to a secret Order with curious appetites.
- "The Ascension of Henry Porter": With a prognosis grim as his, Henry will do whatever it takes to cheat death...but as the saying goes, there are worst things than dying.
- "Apocalypse Meow": Jill always hated cats. Now weird glowing strays are invading her town.
- "The Foree Farm Massacre": He came home from war with a curse. Now the townspeople will learn just how dangerous he really is.
- "Beautiful Ugly": Martin wanted nothing but for the world to see him as he truly was. Beautiful. Exotic. To be seen as Martha. But when he attempts the impossible at the promise of a strange doctor, what people see is not him at all, but a monster.
- "The Philosopher": Even in a nuclear-eradicated world populated by mutants, the truth must be heard.
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Dark Memories
- By: Jeffrey S. Savage
- Narrated by: Jason Tatom
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
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There are things in the darkness, things much worse than the tracks and abandoned pieces of equipment that trip the children up and gash at their feet and legs, things that brush silently past them, touching their faces before disappearing again....
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EZRA QUIT GOING TO CHURCH
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-11-17
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Necropolis
- By: Michael Dempsey
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins
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NYPD detective Paul Donner and his wife Elise were killed in a hold-up gone wrong. Fifty years later, Donner is back: revived courtesy of the Shift. Supposedly the unintended side-effect of a botched biological terrorist attack and carried by a ubiquitous retrovirus, the Shift jump-starts dead DNA and throws the life cycle into reverse, so reborns like Donner must cope with the fact that they are not only slowly youthing toward a new childhood, but have become New York's most hated minority.
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'Necropolis' Rocked My World
- By HEIDI on 01-19-12
By: Michael Dempsey
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Carniepunk
- By: Rachel Caine, Rob Thurman, Kevin Hearne, and others
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton, Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
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Come one, come all! The Carniepunk Midway promises you every thrill and chill a traveling carnival can provide. But fear not! Urban fantasy's biggest stars are here to guide you through this strange and dangerous world....
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Its A Separate 14 Short Stories
- By Hassan on 07-27-13
By: Rachel Caine, and others
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Perchance to Dream
- Selected Stories
- By: Charles Beaumont
- Narrated by: J. Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle de Cuir, Harlan Ellison, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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The profoundly original and wildly entertaining short stories of a legendary Twilight Zone writer. It is only natural that Charles Beaumont would make a name for himself crafting scripts for The Twilight Zone - for his was an imagination so limitless it must have emerged from some other dimension. Perchance to Dream contains a selection of Beaumont's finest stories, including five that he later adapted for Twilight Zone episodes.
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- By Ralph Freaster on 06-22-16
By: Charles Beaumont
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A Kiss Before the Apocalypse
- A Remy Chandler Novel, Book 1
- By: Thomas E. Sniegoski
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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Boston P.I. Remy Chandler has many talents. He can will himself invisible; he can speak and understand any foreign language (including the language of animals); and if he listens carefully, he can hear thoughts. Unusual, to say the least—for an ordinary man. But Remy is no ordinary man—he’s an angel. Generations ago, when he was known as the angel Remiel, he chose to renounce heaven and live on Earth.
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Great story worth the listen!
- By Christopher on 02-06-12
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Hark! The Herald Angels Scream
- By: Christopher Golden - editor, Joe R. Lansdale, Scott Smith, and others
- Narrated by: Charles Constant, Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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That there is darkness at the heart of the Yuletide season should not surprise. Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is filled with scenes that are unsettling. The hideous children - Want and Ignorance - beneath the robe of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. In the finest versions of this story, the best parts are the terrifying parts. Best-selling author and editor Christopher Golden shares his love for Christmas horror stories with this anthology of all-new short fiction from some of the most talented and original writers of horror today.
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Some good, some clunkers. Some fun, none scary.
- By Max Trivial on 12-24-18
By: Christopher Golden - editor, and others
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Paternus: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Dyrk Ashton
- Narrated by: Nik Magill
- Length: 61 hrs and 43 mins
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Described as American Gods meets The Avengers, Paternus combines myths from around the world in a modern story of action and intrigue that is “urban fantasy on the surface, but so much more at its core!”
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Wow!!!
- By Jennifer Elkins on 02-08-21
By: Dyrk Ashton
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The Beast of Barcroft
- By: Bill Schweigart
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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Ben McKelvie believes he's moving up in the world when he and his fiancée buy a house in the cushy Washington, DC, suburb of Barcroft. Instead he's moving down - way down - thanks to Madeleine Roux, the crazy neighbor whose vermin-infested property is a permanent eyesore and looming hazard to public health. First Ben's fiancée leaves him; then his dog dies, apparently killed by a predator drawn into Barcroft by Madeleine's noxious menagerie. But the worst is yet to come for Ben.
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Just Bearable
- By Nancy Chilton-Kendrick on 06-18-17
By: Bill Schweigart
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314
- By: A. R. Wise
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
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Alma Harper has been trying to forget what happened in Widowsfield 16 years ago. She has a good life as a music teacher now, and might rekindle her relationship with her one true love. However, the number 314 haunts her, and threatens to bring her back to the day that her brother disappeared. When a reporter shows up, just days before March 14th, Alma realizes that her past is coming back to haunt her. What happened on March 14th, at 3:14, 16 years ago? No one but The Skeleton Man can remember.
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Not what you think
- By Brandy Hall on 05-07-15
By: A. R. Wise
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The Feed
- A Novel
- By: Nick Clark Windo
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett, Nick Clark Windo
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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The Feed is accessible everywhere, by everyone, at any time. It instantaneously links us to all information and global events. Tom and Kate use the Feed, but Tom has resisted its addiction. The Feed's collapse, taking modern society with it, leaves people scavenging to survive. Tom and Kate have managed to protect themselves and their family. But then their six-year-old daughter, Bea, goes missing. Who has taken her? How do you begin to look for someone in a world without technology?
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uhhh
- By Michelle on 03-10-20
By: Nick Clark Windo
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- norman
- 03-02-18
Good Stories
The stories varied from fair to good to very good.They were definitely good enough to give this collection a listen. The narrator needed to do more polishing: too many repeated phrases or sentences and even a sigh. However, the stories were sufficiently unusual and entertaining to overcome his lapses.
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- lisamcintire
- 03-22-18
A Good Listen
I enjoyed this book. I am a new listener of Thomas Flowers and liked what I heard so i will be exploring more of his works. Although I thought a few stories could have used a bit more background or explanation, the stories were enjoyable. I particularly liked The Ascension of Henry Porter. My only real critique was all of the background noise. At times there was enough background noise to make me think there was something wrong with my phone or PC when listening.
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- Bill
- 03-20-18
Middle of the road, but nonetheless entertaining
"I received a complimentary audiobook of this title from the author and have voluntary left this honest review.”
A middle of the road, but nonetheless entertaining, collection of shorts.
Nothing spectacular or overly weird here, despite the title. The stories seemed a bit elementary. Felt like horror for beginners. Goosebump-ish. There’s nothing wrong with that, if that’s your bag, but I was hoping for something darker.
The narration was good at times, however, there were quite a few errors throughout - yawns right in the middle of a sentence, double words, mini pauses etc. I’ve never experienced that before in an audiobook and it threw me off on more than one occasion.
Overall, a decent collection, but could have used some “juice” and a sound editor. 2.5 Stars
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- Simone
- 03-23-18
Short, Weird Tales
Thomas S. Flowers writes some of the most bizarre and compelling content I've ever read. This collection of short form horror definitely delivers on the 'bizarre' part I was expecting! As with most collections, not every piece is a winner. That said, I found something to enjoy about every single one of the stories. I also think there is something to be said for listening to short stories as a change of pace from long narratives. If you're not prepared for some serious weirdness, this collection is not for you! Tim Carper does a fine job with narration, though I'm not sure he was the best choice for this collection.
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- Jonathan Liechti
- 03-28-18
Overall decent Scifi horror anthology
Thought this was a decent horror/Scifi anthology with a few issues. For one there is a massive amount of recording errors in it. More than I've ever seen in a book. The story about the giant blob creature. That had repeated scentences back to back, yawning, even throat clearing if I recall. This was just poor editing sadly and took away from the expirience. This happened throughout the book. Besides that the stories were interesting if not short. But that's what you get with short stories!
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 03-04-18
More ugly and less beautiful
I hate to give out a negative review. I know what it is like to work hard, and put it all out there, but I have to be honest.
First, Tim Carper is a fine narrator I am sure. He is clean in his delivery and he is not static or monotone, but his accent for this book does not fit. He has a strong southern flavor that would be fine in another genre, like a western, but not here. In a case like this the narration should be free of accent, unless being used to color a character. Here, it was a constant distraction.
Second, Flowers stories are really simple and straight forward. They all have a good gem inside, but it has not been polished. For example, his werewolf tale is just about a werewolf killing some people that came to kill him. It plays out more like a scene in a movie than a short story. The same with the first tale, about the pregnant girl, has a good start, but the ending has 0 punch. It just felt like there should have been more. Alien abduction? Same. I do note a lot of scientists are evil vibes, and maybe that is meant to be an overarching theme, but none of them carried enough weight for me to go WOW! Short stories need impact, something that comes from the weight of events that occur or a good twist at the end. None of these had that. Sorry, but between the narration, and the lackluster stories I cannot give this book a thumbs up. Which is a real shame, because these are the stories I would love to read if they had some more zip and zing to them.
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