
Beware the Ninja Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
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Narrated by:
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Suzy Jackson
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Christopher Gebauer
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By:
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David Lubar
About this listen
Welcome to the Weenie Zone!
Acclaimed author David Lubar is back with Beware the Ninja Weenies, his sixth collection of Warped and Creepy Tales, a series of spooky stories for young listeners
Stranded aliens seek out Earth's most intelligent species. (Hint: It's not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of "spatial displacement." Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighborhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back.
Here are 33 hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Listen to these stories. If you dare!
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