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Bones and Stones
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- Narrated by: Al Yankovic
- Length: 34 mins
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The inimitable Al Yankovic gives an inspired performance of this mini-adventure featuring Pwent, an unlikely warrior who adds a touch of humanity to the seemingly-senseless slaughter surrounding him.
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Felicia Dey
- By John Andrew on 02-20-24
By: R. A. Salvatore
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To Legend He Goes
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: David Duchovny
- Length: 24 mins
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David Duchovny ( The X-Files, Californication) describes the journey of aged barbarian Wulfgar as he knowingly sets out on one last hunt.
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Wulfgar's warriors death
- By Mary Karowski on 10-01-16
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Dark Mirror
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Dan Harmon
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
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Dan Harmon, creator of NBC's Community and known Dungeons & Dragons aficionado, tells the tale of when Drizzt stands face-to-face with his own prejudices.
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Need a introduction to Drizzt, here you go ...
- By Dree of Charlotte on 08-17-14
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Wickless in the Nether
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Sean Astin
- Length: 58 mins
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Sean Astin ( Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit), who played one of the "greatest sidekicks" and "top heroes" in the history of fantasy literature, narrates this tale of Entreri and Jarlaxle. Here in Wickless in the Nether, their friendship is explored as they face off against the dragon sisters Tazmikella and Ilnezhara.
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Funny fantasy
- By CmexTech on 10-28-18
By: R. A. Salvatore
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If Ever They Happened Upon My Lair
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
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Celebrated nerd hero Wil Wheaton ( Star Trek: The Next Generation; The Big Bang Theory) brings R.A. Salvatore's only Forgotten Realms novella to audio. If Ever They Happened Upon My Lair is a story of the Bloodstone Lands that deals with a contested issue of the Forgotten Realms: the mortality of dragons.
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Not impressed
- By J. Klinghoffer on 02-19-15
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Guenhwyvar
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Tom Felton
- Length: 56 mins
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Actor Tom Felton ( Harry Potter) performs the origin story of Guenhwyvar, Drizzt's black panther companion and one of the more mysterious aspects of the Forgotten Realms.
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loved it :D
- By Rebecca on 08-13-14
By: R. A. Salvatore
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The First Notch
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Felicia Day
- Length: 26 mins
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Actress and geek goddess Felicia Day (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Supernatural) narrates R.A. Salvatore's first published short story. Bruenor, who had seemingly met his demise at the end of Streams of Silver, appears here as a young, beardless dwarf on a quest for revenge.
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Felicia Dey
- By John Andrew on 02-20-24
By: R. A. Salvatore
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To Legend He Goes
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: David Duchovny
- Length: 24 mins
- Unabridged
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David Duchovny ( The X-Files, Californication) describes the journey of aged barbarian Wulfgar as he knowingly sets out on one last hunt.
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Wulfgar's warriors death
- By Mary Karowski on 10-01-16
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Dark Mirror
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Dan Harmon
- Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Dan Harmon, creator of NBC's Community and known Dungeons & Dragons aficionado, tells the tale of when Drizzt stands face-to-face with his own prejudices.
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Need a introduction to Drizzt, here you go ...
- By Dree of Charlotte on 08-17-14
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Wickless in the Nether
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Sean Astin
- Length: 58 mins
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Sean Astin ( Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit), who played one of the "greatest sidekicks" and "top heroes" in the history of fantasy literature, narrates this tale of Entreri and Jarlaxle. Here in Wickless in the Nether, their friendship is explored as they face off against the dragon sisters Tazmikella and Ilnezhara.
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Funny fantasy
- By CmexTech on 10-28-18
By: R. A. Salvatore
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That Curious Sword
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Danny Pudi
- Length: 31 mins
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Community's Danny Pudi brings the unlikely duo of Entreri and Jarlaxle to life as they prepare for the impending return of the Netherese Empire in That Curious Sword.
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half a chapter book
- By Ike on 12-02-22
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Iruladoon
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Michael Chiklis
- Length: 45 mins
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Actor Michael Chiklis ( Fantastic Four, The Shield) narrates this supplemental tale to The Ghost King, which follows a group of fisherman as they navigate the extraplaner forest of Iruladoon.
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Michael Chiklis Narrating a R. A. Salvatore Story
- By TKGopherFan on 03-08-24
By: R. A. Salvatore
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The Third Level
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Greg Grunberg
- Length: 52 mins
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Greg Grunberg (Heroes, Alias) narrates The Third Level from the point of view of Artemis Entreri, the assassin Drizzt might have become had he abandoned his principles and remained in Menzoberranzan.
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Great Short Story Great Narration
- By TKGopherFan on 03-08-24
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Comrades at Odds
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Ice-T
- Length: 1 hr and 33 mins
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Actor and musician Ice-T is the Dungeon Master for this emotional, anguished tale. In Comrades at Odds, Tos'un is faced with a difficult decision as Drizzt comes to odds with his grief and guilt over the tragic fate of Ellifain.
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Story was good narrator not so much
- By Chris on 08-24-14
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Homeland
- Legend of Drizzt: Dark Elf Trilogy, Book 1
- By: R. A. Salvatore
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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This stunning new release of the classic R.A. Salvatore novel recounts the origins of Salvatore's signature dark elf character, Drizzt Do'Urden. This title kicks off The Legend of Drizzt series, which will showcase the classic dark elf novels in these new audiobook editions.
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Among the drow, all trust is foolish.
- By Pi on 04-26-13
By: R. A. Salvatore
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Dissolution
- Forgotten Realms: War of the Spider Queen, Book 1
- By: Richard Lee Byers
- Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor
- Length: 14 hrs and 11 mins
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The War of the Spider Queen begins here. While their whole world is changing around them, four dark elves struggle against different enemies. Yet their paths will lead them all to the most terrifying discovery in the long history of the drow and set them on a quest to save not only Menzoberranzan but the entire dark elf race from Dissolution....
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A Dark Elf Series That Will Consume You...
- By Michael on 01-12-13
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 01-26-18
Al shines the rest is MEH!
Never would've believed that Weird Al could narrate a serious book, but he really does well. In fact, he is the only saving grace to this short from Salvatore. I love the Drizzt books, but this tale was just a tale. I can't put it any other way. I'll summarize: An orc and a Dwarf go out on a battlefield looking for their dead. They fight. They earn respect for one another. The end. Save yourself.
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- Neva
- 06-04-16
really nice
I enjoyed the voice acting a lot and I was really moved by the story.
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- Mary Karowski
- 10-17-16
Weird Al and D & D awesome!
Got to love celebrity readers. A stilly of the gut buster brigade post battle. Thoughts of why and what will be left abound along with great action sequence. Wonderful short story.
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- DaynenMc
- 10-06-15
Yankovic did a good job.
Probably should have given him 4 stars for the narration, but I just couldn't do that to someone I admire so much. He did a really good job and I hope he keeps it up. It will be good to see (hear) him get even better over time. Thanks Al, for all that you do.
This is a great little short story by one of the great Fantasy writers of our time, about one of the most memorable characters in all of imagination. I must warn you though, this is Pwent in a serious mindset. Not his usual attitude.
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- Deadshot 20/20
- 09-17-14
Weird Al and Drizzt - No complaints here.
If you could sum up Bones and Stones in three words, what would they be?
This is a story about Thibbledorf Pwent - A Battle-Rager Dwarf and the aftermath of a very large battle around the time of The Orc King series.
What does Al Yankovic bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
It's not difficult to enjoy the sound of Al Yankovic reading the works of one of my favorite authors. It's nice to have a familiar voice and a touch of celebrity added to this story.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
It was only 34 minutes and made my commute to work enjoyable.
Any additional comments?
So far, I would recommend every R. A. Salvatore Book/Audiobook ever "written".
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- Possum
- 12-09-17
nice short story
the story ads depth to the world
Al does a nice job reading.
no real complaints.
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- Jesse Snyder
- 06-03-15
awesome
I've never been a fan of Al Yankovic. This has definitely sold me as a fan of his skills as a narrator.
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- Belial Devonshire
- 01-01-16
Boned and Stoned
Pretty good at storytelling, this story flows nicely, I enjoyed it. Check this out
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- TKGopherFan
- 03-08-24
Weird Al is Talanted
I love these celebrity Narrations of R. A. Salvatore. I can see Al would be a terrific Narrator if he ever chose to pursue that path. Great short story and elite narration
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