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Tim Campbell
About this listen
Tony James Slater is back!
This time he's got only one thing on his mind: Getting married.
According to Bill Shakespeare, the path of true love never did run smooth.... And this is Tony; nothing ever runs smoothly for him. So the path of true love is about to beat him around the head with a snow shovel.
It started so well - with a proposal that left bite marks, and Tony selling his body to medical science in exchange for the wedding budget. But there were bound to be hiccups. Like his fiance not being allowed into the country....
Join in the hilarious antics as Tony and his bride-to-be fend off randy camels, rapacious rodents, and gigantic cardboard underpants - while traveling to Spain, the Middle East, and all over England. This is a story of life, death, love, marriage, and everything in between. It's also the story of how not to plan a wedding. And don't get me started on the honeymoon!
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