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Can't Touch This

Can't Touch This Series, Book 1

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Can't Touch This

By: Tess Hunter, Pepper Winters
Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Eric Michael Summerer
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I don't want to touch it. I really, really don't. He's egotistical, crass, and my patient's owner - which makes him totally off limits. Yep, that's right. He owns the wiener dog I'm currently working on. I've also worked on his Spoodle, his Cocker-shitzu, and a Cheagle - don't ask. It doesn't help that he also represents most of my jointly-owned veterinary practice's small clientele. We'd only just opened the doors a few months ago, and in he strode with a yelping Taco Terrier. One haughty look at our sparkling new facilities, he'd demanded royal treatment, even though I was currently finger deep up a squalling tomcat. Ever since then, he expects me to serve him. Any time. All the time. Him and his revolving zoo of dogs. One of these days I'm going to swat him for being so pompous, but I can't deny the way he handles his charges makes me want to see past the "do as I say and don't ask questions" barking exterior. But then last week...he caught me staring. His bossy commands switched to a cocky smirk. He gave me permission to do something I promised myself I would never ever do...if I want to....

©2016 Tess Hunter/Pepper Winters (P)2017 Tantor Romantic Comedy

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"A hero who loves animals? Sign me up!!! Can't Touch This is adorable, zany, and sexy fun!" (Lauren Blakely, New York Times best-selling author)
Funny Romantic Story • Sweet Love Story • Great Narration • Heartfelt Animal-centric Story • Lighthearted Romantic Comedy
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Pepper Winters does it again! This book was so funny it brought me to tears more than once. I absolutely love love love it and will be recommending it to all my friends!!!

So sweet and funny

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Great story, Great sex and good humor all in one book. Will recommend this book to everyone and can't wait to read other books she's written! So enjoyed this? Thank you for writing such a fantastic book !

Awesome book !

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5 Crazy Ass Must Listen Stars!!!!!

First of all, Pepper Winters (Tess Hunter) writing a RomCom! Second of all, Pepper Winters writing a RomCom! I know! I'm floored!
Over the last year I have become a huge Pepper Winters fan and have read practically everything that she has written. And what I have read was dark, twisted, and so very far out in left field from what this book was. I totally understand the need for a pen name when writing a different genre. I kinda understand the whole "pigeon hole" aspect of it but I have to say that I love that she penned it as "Pepper Winters writing as Tess Hunter". I love a good RomCom but I can honestly say that I probably would not have read this had it not been for Pepper's name on the cover. She's a favorite and an auto-one-click for me. It just blows me away the versatility of Pepper's writing. She seemless flowed right into the RomCom genre and had me laughing my ass off throughout this book.
Ryder and Vesper's banter at the beginning was epic. Actually, their banter throughout the book had me busting a gut. What really got me was the humor thrown in during the sexy times. While Ryder had me squeezing my legs together right along with Vesper, he would say something that would have me laughing up a storm. But funnily enough, it didn't kill the mood.
The narrators did an amazing job giving the characters a voice. They really brought the story to life.
Pepper Winters has most definitely kicked it up a notch on my faves list with this foray into RomCom. I look forward to what's next on the Tess Hunter forefront.

Hilarious!

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Absolutely loved this story, I’m a huge animal lover so, Ryder and Vesper are beyond funny, adorable characters that both go above and beyond for animals. They make the perfect couple and I’m so happy that Pepper gave us fans this love story 💕

Wonderful, heartfelt story with a HEA❤️

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I loved this book from beginning to end.
Putting a smile on my face !
Must listen to.

HOT !!!!

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Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! After listening to this story,. I totally enjoyed reading this book. It’s well written and the characters were uniquely fantastic. I would suggest this book to my friends that like this sort of genera. this was a good book. The narrator was great.

very good

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Please come out with audio of next in series. Really enjoyed this lighter-style, hilarious writing from this author.

Need Next Book in Series

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I loved this story!! Narrators are great, now I can't wait to hear Polly and Ruppert's story!!

Love it!

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I rarely write a review, sexy, funny as hell and kept me guessing. Absolutely worth it.

Awesome

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not a bad listen some parts dragged when it didn't need to. overall good performance.

slow build

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