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Can't Touch This

By: Tess Hunter, Pepper Winters
Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Eric Michael Summerer
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I don't want to touch it. I really, really don't. He's egotistical, crass, and my patient's owner - which makes him totally off limits. Yep, that's right. He owns the wiener dog I'm currently working on. I've also worked on his Spoodle, his Cocker-shitzu, and a Cheagle - don't ask. It doesn't help that he also represents most of my jointly-owned veterinary practice's small clientele. We'd only just opened the doors a few months ago, and in he strode with a yelping Taco Terrier. One haughty look at our sparkling new facilities, he'd demanded royal treatment, even though I was currently finger deep up a squalling tomcat. Ever since then, he expects me to serve him. Any time. All the time. Him and his revolving zoo of dogs. One of these days I'm going to swat him for being so pompous, but I can't deny the way he handles his charges makes me want to see past the "do as I say and don't ask questions" barking exterior. But then last week...he caught me staring. His bossy commands switched to a cocky smirk. He gave me permission to do something I promised myself I would never ever do...if I want to....

©2016 Tess Hunter/Pepper Winters (P)2017 Tantor

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"A hero who loves animals? Sign me up!!! Can't Touch This is adorable, zany, and sexy fun!" (Lauren Blakely, New York Times best-selling author)

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So sweet and funny

Pepper Winters does it again! This book was so funny it brought me to tears more than once. I absolutely love love love it and will be recommending it to all my friends!!!

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Awesome book !

Great story, Great sex and good humor all in one book. Will recommend this book to everyone and can't wait to read other books she's written! So enjoyed this? Thank you for writing such a fantastic book !

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Hilarious!

5 Crazy Ass Must Listen Stars!!!!!

First of all, Pepper Winters (Tess Hunter) writing a RomCom! Second of all, Pepper Winters writing a RomCom! I know! I'm floored!
Over the last year I have become a huge Pepper Winters fan and have read practically everything that she has written. And what I have read was dark, twisted, and so very far out in left field from what this book was. I totally understand the need for a pen name when writing a different genre. I kinda understand the whole "pigeon hole" aspect of it but I have to say that I love that she penned it as "Pepper Winters writing as Tess Hunter". I love a good RomCom but I can honestly say that I probably would not have read this had it not been for Pepper's name on the cover. She's a favorite and an auto-one-click for me. It just blows me away the versatility of Pepper's writing. She seemless flowed right into the RomCom genre and had me laughing my ass off throughout this book.
Ryder and Vesper's banter at the beginning was epic. Actually, their banter throughout the book had me busting a gut. What really got me was the humor thrown in during the sexy times. While Ryder had me squeezing my legs together right along with Vesper, he would say something that would have me laughing up a storm. But funnily enough, it didn't kill the mood.
The narrators did an amazing job giving the characters a voice. They really brought the story to life.
Pepper Winters has most definitely kicked it up a notch on my faves list with this foray into RomCom. I look forward to what's next on the Tess Hunter forefront.

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Adorable!

This is a sweet and adorable story. I was hooked within the first five minutes.
I loved all of the characters thoroughly, and I loved their love of animals!
Furthermore, the narrators were amazing. This will definitely be a story I listen to again!

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Not pepper

Nothing like pepper at all circling lack of depth they want more characters to submit but I feel like I’ve covered it

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HOT !!!!

I loved this book from beginning to end.
Putting a smile on my face !
Must listen to.

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very good

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! After listening to this story,. I totally enjoyed reading this book. It’s well written and the characters were uniquely fantastic. I would suggest this book to my friends that like this sort of genera. this was a good book. The narrator was great.

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Hilarious romantic comedy!

The story in this audiobook was funny and had lots of sweet romantic moments, as well as some sexy ones. The heroine is a veterinarian with a very busy practice. The hero is a independently wealthy, somewhat eccentric guy who rescues animals, bringing them in to her clinic to be checked up on. They have an awkward chemistry, but he just keeps coming back! They begin to see more of each other over the animals and his rescue operation, where she finds he’s really a sweet, nice guy. The narration was well performed and I enjoyed this lighthearted book.

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Silly at Times, Hot and Sexy Other Times

This was a cute and sexy story. It was fun listening as Ryder needled Vesper to get her to relax some. It was especially interesting to go from humor to hot sex. At times the narration by CJ Bloom just seemed way over the top but then Eric Michael Summerer would bring it down to normalize the story. This was a fun listen and times a campy listen, but enjoyable all the same.

Definitely worth the reduced price I paid.

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Love this Rom Com!!!!!!!

I love this book. I had a hard time putting it down comma I have always loved Pepper Winters. And now Tess Hunter as well. This book had me laughing and excited. The narrative was excellent. Was a great light-hearted comedy!!!!

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