Captains Outrageous
A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
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Joe R. Lansdale
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There they are saved from knife-wielding policemen by a geriatric fisherman and his daughter, Beatrice. But try as he might, Hap can't seem to stay out of other people's business. Beatrice's past returns to haunt her in the shape of a Mexican mobster and threatens to drag Hap, and all those closest to him, into further violence.
Take another thrill ride with Hap and Leonard.©2009 Joe R. Lansdale (P)2009 Brilliance Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Marshall Karp is an acclaimed playwright known for his witty sense of humor and crackling dialogue. His debut novel The Rabbit Factory stars the irreverent LAPD detective duo of Mike Lomax and Terry Biggs. Dean Lamaar is the architect of an entertainment empire and the creator of iconic characters like Rambunctious Rabbit and McGreedy the Moose.
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Bizarre but engaging mystery.1st-rate performance.
- By MidwestGeek on 12-19-12
By: Marshall Karp
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Cat Chaser
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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The hero of Cat Chaser, George Moran, isn't looking for trouble but finds it anyway when he winds up in bed with the wife of a drug-dealing mob-connected Dominican cop - vicious, macho and ready to follow George to the ends of the earth, which in this case means Miami.
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Elmore Leonard and Frank Muller: Unbeatable.
- By Richard Delman on 04-20-12
By: Elmore Leonard
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Dead Irish
- Dismas Hardy, Book 1
- By: John Lescroart
- Narrated by: David Colacci
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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In his new life as a bartender at the Little Shamrock, Dismas Hardy is just hoping for a little peace. He's left both the police force and his law career behind. Unfortunately it's not as easy to leave behind the memory of a shattering personal loss - but for the time being, he can always take the edge off with a stiff drink and a round of darts.
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Soap-opera thrillers?
- By Snoodely on 01-27-10
By: John Lescroart
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American Rust
- By: Philipp Meyer
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Set in a beautiful but economically devastated Pennsylvania steel town, American Rust is a novel of the lost American dream and the desperation-as well as the acts of friendship, loyalty, and love-that arise from its loss. From local bars to train yards to prison, it is the story of two young men, bound to the town by family, responsibility, inertia, and the beauty around them, who dream of a future beyond the factories and abandoned homes.
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A Web of Despair and Desperation
- By Darwin8u on 07-16-12
By: Philipp Meyer
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Road Dogs
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Peter Francis James
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Jack Foley is serving a 30-year sentence in a Miami penitentiary, but he's made an unlikely friend on the inside who just might be able to do something about that. Fellow inmate Cundo Rey, an extremely wealthy Cuban criminal, arranges for Foley's sentence to be reduced from 30 years to three months, and when Jack is released just two weeks ahead of Cundo, he agrees to wait for him in Venice Beach, California.
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Pretty fine Elmore Leonard.
- By Richard Delman on 07-26-12
By: Elmore Leonard
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Raven Stole the Moon
- A Novel
- By: Garth Stein
- Narrated by: Jennifer Van Dyck
- Length: 12 hrs and 56 mins
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Jenna Rosen returns to the place in Alaska where her young son, Bobby, disappeared without a trace two years before. Jenna is determined to lay to rest the aching mystery of his death. But ancient legends may have had a hand in Bobby’s fate, forcing Jenna to sift through her own Native American ancestry to uncover the truth.
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I love this book
- By Em mom of 3 on 08-27-18
By: Garth Stein
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Cold City
- Repairman Jack: Early Years Trilogy, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
- By Andrew Pollack on 01-17-14
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Hot Water Music
- By: Charles Bukowski
- Narrated by: Christian Baskous
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
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Hot Water Music is a collection of short stories by Charles Bukowski, published in 1983. The collection deals largely with: drinking, women, gambling, and writing. It is an important collection that establishes Bukowski's minimalist style and his thematic oeuvre.
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If you like Bukowski...
- By Amazon Customer on 09-08-19
By: Charles Bukowski
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The Last Detail
- A Novel
- By: Darryl Ponicsan
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
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Unlike other branches of the armed services, the Navy draws its police force from the ranks as temporary duty - Shore Patrol. In this funny, bawdy, moving audiobook set during the height of the Vietnam War, two career sailors in transit in Norfolk, Virginia - Billy "Bad-Ass" Buddusky and Mule Mulhall - are assigned to escort 18-year-old Larry Meadows from Norfolk to the brig in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where he is to serve an eight-year sentence for petty theft. It's good duty, until the two old salts realize the injustice of the sentence and are oddly affected by the naive innocence of their young prisoner.
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Surprising ending
- By bella on 09-11-20
By: Darryl Ponicsan
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All My Friends are Going to be Strangers
- By: Larry McMurtry
- Narrated by: John Randolph Jones
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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Danny Deck - Emma's friend from Terms of Endearment - is a promising young writer losing touch with his talent and drifting from Texas to California because "that's where all the writers are." Set in the early 60s, this is a very funny (and raunchy) satire of life in Texas and California and a true and American portrait of an artist as a young man.
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Favorite audio book ever
- By melanie christner on 06-01-16
By: Larry McMurtry
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- Stephen
- 12-05-11
Love that Texas milieu kind of story
If you could sum up Captains Outrageous in three words, what would they be?
Goodhearted, funny and violent
Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?
Yeah, this one sped by. Course it was my shortest audio book. But it really was a good plot.
Which character – as performed by Phil Gigante – was your favorite?
All the voices seemed like Texas to me!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
I remember there was a moving bit somewhere and I may have shed a tear but I can't remember what the hell it was. Someone dying or saying goodbye probably.
Any additional comments?
If you like Lansdale books you gotta love James Crumley and you Audible folks oughta sign him up pronto.
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- Thornton Mellon
- 12-10-18
Another Great Hap and Leonard
Not much to say other than it follows the quality of the others. It made me laugh and has some terrific twists I didn't see coming. A little more sexuality than the rest but what can you do, it's Lansdale. Highly recommend.
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- John
- 05-27-21
Deadly Adventure South of the Border
Another great work from Lansdale! Phil Gigante does a great read on this exciting story of vacation and vengeance. Definitely worth the listen.
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- wildbillhagy
- 08-14-23
Hap and Leonard Take a Cruise? What?
The cruise is a vehicle for another great big batch of witty commentary, bloody action and fun. Enjoy against the backdrop of what can happen when you take a cruise on a bargain ocean line and fall in with at least one crime lord. And a devout nudist! Come on, what are you waiting for?
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- Dee S.
- 09-30-20
Awesome
LOVE HAP AND LEONARD! THEY GET INTO MORE TROUBLE JUST MINDING THEIR BUSINESS! PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING
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- Jim S
- 08-21-16
One of the best!
Took awhile to get started, but once it did, boy did the story barrel through to the satisfying end! Hap finally grows a pair of hairy ones in this installment. I highly recommend!!
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- SPREE BOOKS
- 02-03-20
loved it
a very satisfying episode in the saga. Hap proves very brave and it was a relief for a good women to stay by his side and be supportive throughout for a change
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- Dr. loLafolana
- 07-04-19
Hap and Leonard Keep Me Company
and keep it real. The narrator is fexcellent. Each story is fun- I do very much enjoy the fight scenes as well as the banter between Hap and Leonard and the other characters like Jim and Brett. I appreciate the level of inclusion that 8s manifested in a believable way that also captures the tensions of the time with regard to sexism, racism, homophobia, and other social justice issues.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 04-07-23
A beach book, cept with H & L mayhem
Compared to many of the books in this series that balance humor with violence, gore, and deep messages about hate, queerness or racism (books 2 and 3 in particular), this book is mostly just humor, violence and gore. It’s a combination that works for this author. The first half of the book, teeing up the vacation from hell, is a rollicking ride. The second half settles in with a bloody vengeance pact featuring rather clunky plots where allies just appear when convenient and “poof” part of Team Hap and Leonard. I very much enjoyed the reappearance of Jimbo, the wisecracking detective, even if Lansdale rushed things and used Jimbo to explain the whodunnit and chart out the vengeance pact in huge info dumps.
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