
Captains Outrageous
A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
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Phil Gigante
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Joe R. Lansdale
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There they are saved from knife-wielding policemen by a geriatric fisherman and his daughter, Beatrice. But try as he might, Hap can't seem to stay out of other people's business. Beatrice's past returns to haunt her in the shape of a Mexican mobster and threatens to drag Hap, and all those closest to him, into further violence.
Take another thrill ride with Hap and Leonard.©2009 Joe R. Lansdale (P)2009 Brilliance Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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If you could sum up Captains Outrageous in three words, what would they be?
Goodhearted, funny and violentDid the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?
Yeah, this one sped by. Course it was my shortest audio book. But it really was a good plot.Which character – as performed by Phil Gigante – was your favorite?
All the voices seemed like Texas to me!Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
I remember there was a moving bit somewhere and I may have shed a tear but I can't remember what the hell it was. Someone dying or saying goodbye probably.Any additional comments?
If you like Lansdale books you gotta love James Crumley and you Audible folks oughta sign him up pronto.Love that Texas milieu kind of story
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