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Carnage À Trois

Bill of the Dead, Book 3

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Carnage À Trois

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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ONE GEEK VERSUS A LETHAL LOVE TRIANGLE.

My name’s Bill Ryder and, oddly enough, my lack of heartbeat is probably the least concerning thing in my life. My witch girlfriend has been marked for death by a vampire temptress who wants me for herself. With both sides spoiling for a fight, the chances of them talking out their problems over lunch are slim.

While I’d love to help smooth things over, I’ve been way too distracted dealing with evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves. Worse, something massive has recently been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson – a titanic creature of biblical proportions that’s about to surface and go all kaiju on our asses.

With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, I'll need to choose between my friends, my feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there's little hope of saving everyone I hold dear from the carnage that's about to punch all of humanity square in the moby dick.

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Join Bill Ryder in this hysterical vampire comedy that blends humor, horror, and stakes to the heart. If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you’ll want to sink your teeth into the thrilling world of Bill of the Dead today.

Don’t miss out on the laughter and adventure! Grab your copy now and immerse yourself in a supernatural rollercoaster ride that will leave you thirsting for more.

©2021 Rick Gualtieri (P)2024 Rick Gualtieri Fantasy Fiction Horror Paranormal & Urban Urban Scary Funny Geeky Witty Paranormal

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The unlikely hero is back, and he takes us with him on another amazing rollercoaster ride through the post-Weird Days Earth. Rick is a fantastic storyteller, who not only puts us in the mind if Bill, but continues to give us even more incredible worldbuilding.

Another fantastic adventure!

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I love the story, could do without the excessive vulgar cussing. I’ll continue to book 4 in this series but it’s starting to get old.

Great story

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Rick Gualtieri does it again…delivered an amazing story with amazing characters. Characters who all have their own in depth personalities, so much so that I feel as if I know them all personally. Genuinely excited to see where the story goes next!

And now I’m depressed that I have to wait for the NEXT book for Lord knows how long. Hopefully he doesn’t jump on the GRR train and make us wait decades.

Depression

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Loved every minute of this one. The highs, the lows, and that epilogue! *chefs kiss* now we wait for book 4.

Rick does it again.

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Once again another brilliant book and a great addition to the Bill of the Dead series. My only negative comment would be 1. Bill seems extra stupid in this one and 2. Christopher John Fetherolf was not consistent with some of the voices of characters from the previous books (for example: Dr. Dave (aka the asshole) and Vincent the Templar). Don't get me wrong, CJF is a brilliant narrator and he does an exceptional job it was just small inconsistencies I noticed. The overall take away is I cannot wait for book 4. I am on the edge of my seat.

love it!!

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I have been a fan of the first series and these, can’t wait to see what happens to Bill & friends next

Enjoyable listen again & again

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This guy actually produces entertaining material in a prolific manner! Thanks Rick! As a metalhead myself, I only wish you had characters that were as well and mentioned bands and music they were listening too - only critique. I seriously love on this author. His stories in Shingles are usually the best ones in the collection too.

This was a fantastic addition to Bill the Vampire / Bill of the Dead series, and I love the way that it is only part one of the next book. I just downloaded it and am looking forward to listening. Rick Gualtieri is a Rockstar!

Christopher John Fetherolf really continues to make Bill and friends enjoyable. Despite his annoyingly mispronounced words like violla - which recent updates have fixed and then blocked my access to ownership of previously owned versions, thanks to Audible CS for rectifying the issue without a struggle! - he is the only voice of Bill that I'd ever be able to acknowledge.

He's no Patrick Rothfus

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Thankfully, Bill is growing up a bit but make no mistake he's still BILL...which is a good thing. In short, things happen, you've got plenty jokes, and more stuff happens then it ends at which point we have to wait for Book 4. I'm really looking forward to where this goes. The final chapter of the book opens the series up to greater possibilities, not to mention f*&kery, than ever before. I'm really looking forward to what's next.

A lot of half ton (possibly more) of fishy fun

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pretty good continuing story resolution for some things set up in book one and Bill willfully crosses a line that he's either cross because someone was an enemy or someone was tasty when he was injured but this time he did it of his own will. and he finally figures something out. if you like the series get this book too

the Free Will gets a Clue

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As always, Rick delivers with solid adventure and good laughs. I can't say this loud enough, if you have not listened to the build of vampire series... Do. It. Now.

Another Fantastic Bill Adventure!!

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