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Carnage À Trois

Bill of the Dead, Book 3

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Carnage À Trois

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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One geek versus a lethal love triangle.

Bill Ryder’s past and present are about to collide. His girlfriend’s been marked for death by the immortal temptress who wants him. One’s a witch and the other’s a vampire, which means the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim to none.

It’s bad enough Bill’s too distracted by evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves to put a stop to it, but now something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a harbinger of biblical proportions, forewarning of dark times to come.

With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, Bill will need to choose between his friends, his feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there’s little hope of saving everyone he holds dear from the carnage that’s about to punch him and his love life right in the moby dick.

Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder is back in the latest chapter of the Bill of the Dead saga by best-selling horror-comedy author Rick Gualtieri.

If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you'll want to dive into this side-splitting world of hilarious terror today.

©2021 Rick Gualtieri (P)2021 Rick Gualtieri
Fantasy Fiction Horror Urban Scary Funny City Geeky Vampire Witty Paranormal
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Another fantastic adventure!

The unlikely hero is back, and he takes us with him on another amazing rollercoaster ride through the post-Weird Days Earth. Rick is a fantastic storyteller, who not only puts us in the mind if Bill, but continues to give us even more incredible worldbuilding.

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Great story

I love the story, could do without the excessive vulgar cussing. I’ll continue to book 4 in this series but it’s starting to get old.

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Rick Gualtieri does it again…delivered an amazing story with amazing characters. Characters who all have their own in depth personalities, so much so that I feel as if I know them all personally. Genuinely excited to see where the story goes next!

And now I’m depressed that I have to wait for the NEXT book for Lord knows how long. Hopefully he doesn’t jump on the GRR train and make us wait decades.

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Rick does it again.

Loved every minute of this one. The highs, the lows, and that epilogue! *chefs kiss* now we wait for book 4.

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love it!!

Once again another brilliant book and a great addition to the Bill of the Dead series. My only negative comment would be 1. Bill seems extra stupid in this one and 2. Christopher John Fetherolf was not consistent with some of the voices of characters from the previous books (for example: Dr. Dave (aka the asshole) and Vincent the Templar). Don't get me wrong, CJF is a brilliant narrator and he does an exceptional job it was just small inconsistencies I noticed. The overall take away is I cannot wait for book 4. I am on the edge of my seat.

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Enjoyable listen again & again

I have been a fan of the first series and these, can’t wait to see what happens to Bill & friends next

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He's no Patrick Rothfus

This guy actually produces entertaining material in a prolific manner! Thanks Rick! As a metalhead myself, I only wish you had characters that were as well and mentioned bands and music they were listening too - only critique. I seriously love on this author. His stories in Shingles are usually the best ones in the collection too.

This was a fantastic addition to Bill the Vampire / Bill of the Dead series, and I love the way that it is only part one of the next book. I just downloaded it and am looking forward to listening. Rick Gualtieri is a Rockstar!

Christopher John Fetherolf really continues to make Bill and friends enjoyable. Despite his annoyingly mispronounced words like violla - which recent updates have fixed and then blocked my access to ownership of previously owned versions, thanks to Audible CS for rectifying the issue without a struggle! - he is the only voice of Bill that I'd ever be able to acknowledge.

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Love this series

My only issue is now that I’ve caught up and there is no next book available I am wishing they were longer. But as for this one. It’s one of the best in this “new” series. Can’t wait to see what happens now!! Is he truly dead or will Bill rise again.

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Another Gem

Carnage A Trios is another great entry in the Bill universe. Rick extends the same heart, clever banter, and dick jokes you expect while giving you a brand new and exciting experience (look, I’m being vague because there is like nine different things I want to shout but it would be spoilers, so I’m doing the best I can).

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Another great story

Love Bill the Vampire and gang. A lot happens in this book to set up for the next story which I am eagerly anticipating listening to.

Christopher John Fetheroff is amazing as usual.. the voice for Glen cracks me up every time

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