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  • Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)

  • An Andrew Mayhem Thriller, Book 5
  • By: Jeff Strand
  • Narrated by: Joe Hempel
  • Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (30 ratings)

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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)

By: Jeff Strand
Narrated by: Joe Hempel
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Publisher's summary

The long-awaited fifth book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem!

As a stay-at-home dad taking care of triplets, Andrew Mayhem's days of getting into wild adventures are over. His life is measured in diaper changes. Sleep has become an abstract concept, something oft-discussed with his wife, Helen, but rarely experienced.

So, when internet celebrity explorer Percival Longshore asks Andrew and his best friend, Roger, to travel with him on a good old-fashioned treasure hunt, Andrew laughs off the idea. He can't even watch 10 consecutive minutes of a movie, much less fly to the rain forest in South America to see if an old map is accurate.

The base pay is generous, the potential reward is astronomical, and Percival assures him that he will be in absolutely no danger. After Helen gives her blessing for Andrew to leave for a few days, he finds himself on a small motorboat on the Amazon River seeking his fortune. Maybe this adventure really will be different.

When they pass a skinned body tied to a pole, Andrew realizes that nothing has changed.

"Once again, Jeff Strand creates the perfect balance of horror and comedy. Given the stressful times we are living in, I can’t think of a better escape than a few hours with Andrew Mayhem." (Signal Horizon)

©2020 Jeff Strand (P)2021 Jeff Strand
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And ending for the ages

I'm a little sad. This is the last book in the Andrew Mayhem series. I've taken the journey with Andrew over the past 10 years, and seeing this new release and having it all come to conclusion was bitter sweet. I won't spoil it, but it was another fantastic and twisted tale, and the world is now a sadder place knowing there will be no more Mayhem.

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Reason for 4 stars instead of 5 is due to the stories of Andrew coming to a halt. More is needed! Andrew is an enjoyable character, simple with refreshing common sense power and a tiny sprinkle of sarcasm. The way he deals with terrifying situations he finds himself in, well he takes it like a man and normal human being. I thoroughly enjoyed all the Andrew books!
Jeff if your paying attention, MORE Andrew please!

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Andrew Mayhem 4Ever

I love this series & this was another excellent installment of Andrew's & Roger's adventures. Hilarious & exciting.

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