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Comedies with Consequence
- Four Scripted Stories by Erin Mallon
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Cynthia Darlow, Jonathan Davis, Lance Greenfield, Delphi Harrington, Caitlin Kelly, Matilda Lawler, Erin Mallon, Richard Masur, Sarah Mollo-Christensen, PJ Ochlan, Thérèse Plummer, Carly Robins, Zachary Webber, full cast
- Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
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Publisher's summary
Four "delightfully twisted" scripted stories by Erin Mallon are now available as a bundle including:
- "Skin Hungry"
- "Come Find Me"
- "Branched"
- "The Net Will Appear"
Comedies with Consequence features immersive multicast performances by this brilliant cast of Broadway, film, and audio performers: Joe Arden, Cynthia Darlow, Jonathan Davis, Lance Greenfield, Delphi Harrington, Caitlin Kelly, Matilda Lawler, Erin Mallon, Richard Masur, Sarah Mollo-Christensen, PJ Ochlan, Thérèse Plummer, Carly Robins, Zachary Webber.
Sound Design by Nick Long
Line Editing & Mixing by Tyler Whitlatch of Plunk Productions
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Zacary Trevor is the love of Anya Alexander's life. Their sometimes tumultuous marriage has survived ups, downs, and all the in-betweens. With successful careers, a lovely home, and a beautiful child, domestic bliss is a hard-earned reality for two people whose hedonistic days are in the not-so-distant past. Enter Zac's best friend, the deeply reserved Cal Keller. Zac's friendship with Cal is the foundation of his career and - until Anya and their son came along - the most important relationship of his life.
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Another Great
- By Damon Talabock on 04-06-21
By: Sidney Bell
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Frayed
- Willow Springs Series, Book 1
- By: Laura Pavlov
- Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Lee Samuels
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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My name is Adelaide Edington, and my life was mapped out for me before I even entered the world: who I'd date, where I’d attend college, what I'd be when I grew up. But there comes a time in everyone's life when they face a fork in the road. Should I go left, or should I go right? It didn't matter as long as I didn't remain stagnant any longer. Jett Stone opened me up to a whole new world, reminding me that it was okay to find my own way. I could have roots in Willow Springs and still spread my wings and fly. What I didn't expect was to fall in love with the broody football player.
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- By Anonymous on 10-05-22
By: Laura Pavlov
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The Whole Package
- Movin' On Series, Book 1
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Always the caretaker, former Marine Reid Griffith wants to help his brother adjust to civilian life...and help other former servicemen too. What better way to utilize their brawn, discipline, and charm than by employing them at a moving company that hires veterans? Although Reid prides himself on being strategic, he certainly doesn't plan to fall into the spotlight of one brilliant - and beautiful - public-relations whiz...
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- By Raylynn Lee on 02-21-20
By: Marie Harte
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The Loudest Silence
- By: Olivia Janae
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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Rising star cellist Kate Flynn is new to Chicago and her job at the Windy City Chamber Ensemble. On day one, she is surprised by the board's intriguing president, Vivian Kensington. Not only does the woman come with a formidable reputation, but she's also deaf. However, between a familiar face Kate isn't ready to see again and the difficulties of being a single mom, she isn't sure Chicago is the right place for her.
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Tried to like it
- By Ella on 03-09-23
By: Olivia Janae
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Kissing Game
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Laura Jennings
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Rena Jackson is ready. She's worked her tail off to open up her own hair salon, and she's almost ready to quit her job at the dive bar. Rena's also a diehard romantic, and she's had her eye on bar regular Axel Heller for a while. He's got that tall-brooding-and-handsome thing going big time. Problem is, he's got that buttoned-up Germanic-ice-man thing going as well. With Valentine's Day just around the corner, Rena's about ready to give up on Axel and find her own Mr. Right.
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Do Not Waste Your Time
- By InspiredByBeauty on 03-17-21
By: Marie Harte
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August: Osage County
- By: Tracy Letts
- Narrated by: Tara Lynne Barr, Shannon Cochran, Rosemarie DeWitt, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
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An L.A. Theatre Works full-cast recording, featuring members of the original Steppenwolf Theatre and Broadway productions: Tara Lynne Barr, Shannon Cochran, Deanna Dunagan (Tony Award®, Best Leading Actress), Kimberly Guerrero, Francis Guinan, Scott Jaeck, Ron Livingston, Robert Maffia, Mariann Mayberry, Rondi Reed (Tony Award®, Best Featured Actress), and David Warshofsky. Directed by Bart DeLorenzo. Recorded by L.A. Thetare Works before a live audience.
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Hated the bad language! Too much!
- By heavensstairway on 04-24-15
By: Tracy Letts
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Face It
- By: Georgette Kaplan
- Narrated by: Anastasia Watley
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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In college, Elizabeth Smile shared a magical tryst with her roommate, Michelle Harlow. She had no idea the night would leave Elizabeth pining after her for the next ten years. Now Michelle is back with a strange offer: Will she pretend to be Michelle's lesbian lover to beat Michelle's cheating husband?
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Give it a chance—brilliant!
- By Meredith on 01-22-23
By: Georgette Kaplan
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Hell on Heels
- My Sister’s Keeper
- By: Brittani Williams
- Narrated by: Rae
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Milan Brooks, a fashion buyer with a chip on her shoulder, has been through her share of cheating, disrespectful men. In most people’s books, she’d be rated a true dime, but she still hasn’t been lucky enough to find a loyal man. When a chance encounter with a childhood friend turns into a promising relationship, Milan thinks things might be different this time. Unfortunately, her younger sister steps in with plans of her own.
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Can I get my wasted time back please?
- By OL on 02-20-20
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Swear on This Life
- A Novel
- By: Renée Carlino
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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A struggling writer must come to terms with her past, present, and future after she discovers that she's the inspiration for a pseudonymously published best-selling novel.
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Outstanding Story!
- By Jen Seagraves on 07-28-20
By: Renée Carlino
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Lost and Found Sisters
- By: Jill Shalvis
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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After losing her sister in a devastating car accident, chef Quinn Weller is finally getting her life back on track. She appears to have it all: a loving family, a dream job in one of LA's hottest eateries, and a gorgeous boyfriend dying to slip an engagement ring on her finger. So why does she feel so empty, like she's looking for a missing piece she can't find?
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Outstanding!
- By Terri C. on 08-06-17
By: Jill Shalvis
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Meant for Your Love
- Mason Family Saga, Book 0.5
- By: AshleyNicole
- Narrated by: Elyce Anthony, Sean Crisden
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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How long does it take to fall in love? It most certainly can't happen in one night . . . can it? A one-night stand, an engagement, and a wedding, all within the space between New Year's and Valentine's Day. Could it be love? If so, is it meant to be?
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This an outline! Do not waste credit or $!
- By G. Porter on 10-13-22
By: AshleyNicole
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True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness
- A Feminist Coming of Age
- By: Christine Lahti
- Narrated by: Christine Lahti
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
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For decades, actress and director Christine Lahti has captivated the hearts and minds of her audience through iconic roles in Chicago Hope, Running on Empty, Housekeeping, And Justice for All, Swing Shift, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, God of Carnage, and The Blacklist. Now, in True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness, this acclaimed performer channels her creativity inward to share her own story for the first time.
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Christine Lahti, Actress, Activist and A+ Author!
- By L. Cat Schultz on 10-26-18
By: Christine Lahti
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- John
- 11-17-21
4 unbelievable plays
I never ever thought I would be listening to plays on audio. After listening to these plays I’m so shocked on how great they are. First the written words in each play is masterful and then the narration is perfect in every play. Then all the sound effects that really help you see it in your head as it’s going. I’m a big fan of Erin Mallon thanks for being plays to me. Great job to everybody involved
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-09-22
Deeply Touching
I love Erin Mallon's writing. I know that everytime I listen to her plays, I'm going to find humor, fantastic performances, and a deep truth about human connections.
These plays all had a theme of parent/child relationships. There was always some disconnect with a parent and some parent figure filling in the gap of that disconnect. I found myself laughing, sure, but more often than not, I teared up during these deeply touching stories.
Erin has a gift of taking a story to the edge of appropriate and creating a believable space where we can connect with her characters. These plays will stay with you after you listen to them and they will make you think. I HIGHLY recommend them, just don't expect some light and fluffy hilarity. Expect to feel all of the emotions.
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- Jodi
- 11-17-21
A one of a kind listening experience!
Comedies with Consequence by Erin Mallon is Four Scripted Stories in audio that are absolutely out of this is world and brilliantly done! All four plays are so unique and showcase what a talented writer and performer Erin Mallon is! Plus, each play is a whole production in it self, and simply makes you feel like you are "watching" or rather "listening" to a movie in your ears!
Each of the Four the Scripted Stories are cast with some of the most super talented narrators. The set includes Skin Hungry, Come Find Me, Branched, and The Net Will Appear. These plays are tons of fun, and generate so many laughs, but at the same time present the listener with some really deep issues that will really make you stop and think!
If you are an Erin Mallon fan and are looking to score some awesome, witty, odd, and twisted audio plays all for one credit, than I highly recommend Comedies of Consequences! I always look forward to more from one of my favorite authors and narrators, Erin Mallon!
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- LAS
- 12-02-21
What a quirky, fascinating collection of plays
I'm a fan of Erin Mallon's audio plays, and this collection is out of this world incredible. Not only is this a fantastic group of talented voice actors, but each of these plays is so unique, the subjects so varied, and honestly the material is so quirky that it prompts so much introspection as you listen.
The four plays, Skin Hungry, Come Find Me, Branched, and The Net Will Appear, could not be more diverse in content. But they are all weaved together by their ability to really challenge convention and take the listeners on the most unexpected of journeys.
I love how Erin writes such unconventional material, and then finds narrators that really breath life into her characters.
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- Cathy
- 11-17-21
EPIC
What I wouldn’t give to live in the mind of Erin when she is in writing mode. These stories are EPIC from the writing to the narration. They definitely hit a different cord when you’re hearing them and the lesson within. So many moments where I could not stop laughing. To all—Thank you for being such amazing story tellers and breathing life into these characters.
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- luvstoryaddicts
- 11-18-21
Four Thought Provoking Stories!!
Erin has a way of bringing out ALL of your feelings with her writing. There is hilarity, of course, but with that also comes thought provoking subject matters.
Skin Hungry is a romantic comedy with an unusual age gap. It also brings up real life issues, like loneliness after a spouse or parent dies, as well as problems with intimacy.
Come Find Me is a ghost story that will freak your freak!
Branched is a family dramedy with marital issues, an adorable little boy, a non-typical daughter and the cringy, quirky Mom at the center of it all.
The Net Will Appear is a sweet story about a friendship between a little girl and an old man that will tug at your heartstrings.
The narration and sound effects are amazing in these stories! Erin’s talent as a writer and narrator are showcased throughout.
You don’t want to miss all this twisted goodness in one set! Zachary Webber as Rowan and Joe Arden as Ben are worth the credit alone! And be sure to stay tuned for the hilarious bloopers on Branched!
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- Audio_Enabler
- 11-17-21
Brilliantly funny plays
Erin Mallon gives us four brilliant plays in this set, each with a stellar cast of narrators. There is so much laughter to be had, some at the expense of the character or their situation. The plays are unique, witty, and absurd, and I wanted more!
The narrators were fabulous. Zach and Delphi were so authentic as an age-gap couple in Skin Hungry.
Branched, I cannot say enough about Branched. First, of course, it's funny, but it's the absurdity or oddities of this family's situation that had me laughing and left me a tad stunned. Aside from mom's unique pregnancy, I could see a family living this way. I loved Joe Arden as the little boy, Erin was scary good as the mom, and Carly and Lance were excellent in bringing the bumbling naivety to their roles.
I enjoyed Come Find Me. However, I need to listen a couple more times to let things marinate. haha
The Net Will Appear was endearing, which I find a bit odd saying. Haha. Richard Masur and Matilda Lawler were spectacular as Bernard and Rory, and I adored and loved their interactions esp. as their encounters progressed.
I love Erin as a narrator, but she is a force to be reckoned with as a writer. Her plays are comedic gold.
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- Jess
- 11-18-21
a little bit of everything
this is the perfect way to try out some audio plays by one of the most interesting writers I've ever read. This collection by Erin Mallon ranges from hilarious, to creepy, to touching and sweet. She has created stories that will entertain you and keep you guessing, even after they are over.
Each short is cast to perfection. The narrators all bring their A games . The writing is so fresh and original. I've never read anything else like these shorts.
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- ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧
- 11-24-21
✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
I'm so excited that all of these funny & witty audio plays are now available in one audiobook. I have said it in every review but I don't think anyone is as surprised as I am at how much I enjoy these plays. I never thought I liked Plays until Erin changed my mind! I think each play is so different that they all require their own review.
Skin Hungry
This play is funny, emotional and touched on some very hard situations. I think that is what I love about Erin's plays, they all have serious situations and hard topics but she writes them with so much humor. I have no sense of humor but Erin always makes me laugh. The narration of this play was perfect. Delphie & Zachary and then Sarah & PJ all really played so well off of each other. You can feel the connections but also hear the fun they had recording this play.
Come Find Me
This is my favorite of the 4 plays, This is a play based on a psychiatrist named Henry Cotton who was known for his unorthodox ways of curing his patients. I thought Erin Mallon's play was more humorous than creepy and I laughed a ton while listening. The play was witty and Erin's talent as a playwright really shines through. The best things about audio plays for me is that not only do we get to experience the writing but the performances are always so incredible. The performers in this play were all exceptional and I have to give a little extra shout out to Therese Plummer, she was perfect as Margot and really did an amazing job the mood swings and the comedy.
Branched
My face hurt when I finished this one from smiling and the only word that came to mind is weird, but in a really good way! Then after speaking to a friend she explained it better by saying this was Brilliant yet peculiar in true Erin fashion. Go into this with expectations of laughing at the absurd characters and creative writing. Also the bloopers at the end are hilarious! The narration of this audio play is PERFECT! All 4 of the narrators were awesome but I have to say Joe Arden stole the show as a 5 year old Ben and Erin was Brilliant as his mother.
The Net Will Appear
Bernard and Rory are the type of characters you can't help but fall in love with. The kinda grumpy old man and the very talkative and unfiltered pre-teen girl. They are such an unlikely pair that really do help each other so much more than they even realize. As always with Erin's Audio Play's the storyline is so funny with the satire feel but with a deep and important meaning. I love the play but I also loved the actors so much, I feel like this play was written with them in mind because the casting was just that perfect!
If you haven't checked out an Erin Mallon Audio Play yet...You really should!
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- Trish- Late Knight Luna Reads
- 11-21-21
4 amazing plays!!
Four amazing audio plays written by the super talented Erin Mallon, all for one credit! This is 5ish hours that you’re not going to want to miss. With an all-star narrator cast, it’s an amazing way to spend an Audible credit.
Skin Hungry:
Skin Hungry is funny, witty and full of emotion. I laughed out loud many times during the story. But it has heart too. Although it was only about an hour and 15 minutes, it’s well rounded.
Come Find Me:
I loved the setting of the story. It’s really outside of the norm box and Erin Mallon did such an amazing job at crafting the story and the lines. The ending has me like: Whattttttt???? 🤯 This is one you’re not going to want to miss.
Branched:
Seriously, how does Erin think of these plays? This one had me cracking up the whole time. And it also made me think. What’s real? What’s fake? It’s a witty play based in NYC that kept me listening to the very last second. It’s one that leaves you thinking at the end about just how weird the world can be. But also how accepting and funny it can be. This play is the whole package.
Erin always picks the perfect narrator for each character. I honestly had no idea Joe Arden was the voice of the young son until the end with the bloopers.
The Net Will Appear:
This audioplay was such a fun listen. I loved the unexpected friendship between 9 year old Rory and 75 year old Bernard. Rory is a witty, chatty and very smart child who throws off Bernard with her quick wit and her intelligence. Bernard has been homebound too long due to a sick wife and the friendship he develops with the vibrant kid across the street is what they both need. Rory and Bernard’s banter is classic and had me laughing so hard. Per the norm, Erin leaves you laughing but also thinking about the play overall. All the laughs and feels are in this audioplay.
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