
Branched
A Comedy With Consequences
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Narrated by:
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Joe Arden
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Lance Greenfield
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Erin Mallon
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Carly Robins
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By:
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Erin Mallon
About this listen
Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies”, he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family”, but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy. As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time...he may just burst.
Cast Size: Three Females, One Male, One Freaky Creation
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5* for the narrators
This is a crazy bizzare story. Listening to this is an experience I never had with an audio book. It kinda reminded me when I was younger and if we were going home late my dad would always put the radio on a station that they told stories but it was brought to life. For example the kid plays the violin, you hear him playing it. I really like the narrator who played the kid he had me laughing.
Entertaining Quick Listen!
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Nice way to spend an hour..
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Erin always picks the perfect narrator for each character. I honestly had no idea Joe Arden was the voice of the young son until the end with the bloopers.
Another winner from Erin
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Hilarious!
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First, the sound mixing was amazing. From the background noises to violin to how well layered the voices were done. Just a pleasure to listen to.
The story is quirky and ends on a curious note. I liked that aspect though and while I thought it was written well, the story wasn’t something I would normally gravitate to.
The narrators were great. Carly Robins had such a great tone and I couldn’t believe Joe Arden stayed in that kid’s voice for so long. Erin Mallon and Lance Greenfield were great as well. They all fit their characters to a T.
Strange, but wonderfully done.
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Fun listen
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Magnificently Hilarious, LOL
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I am still in awe over at. I knew Joe would be perfect but I underestimated everyone on this one. I am just over the moon with how it turned out. It is beyond delightfully twisted and is fabulous. They hit this one out of the park. If it doesnt make you feel awkward and a little creeped out and laugh all at the same time, I dont know what to tell you.
Delightfully Twisted
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Ha!
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Cute and hilarious
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