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Gail Carriger
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From New York Times best-selling author Gail Carriger comes the delightful sequel to Imprudence.
Accidentally abandoned!
All alone in Singapore, proper Miss Primrose Tunstell must steal helium to save her airship, the Spotted Custard, in a scheme involving a lovesick werecat and a fake fish tail.
When she uncovers rumors of a new kind of vampire, Prim and the Custard crew embark on a mission to Peru. There, they encounter airship pirates and strange atmospheric phenomena, and are mistaken for representatives of the Spanish Inquisition. Forced into extreme subterfuge (and some rather ridiculous outfits) Prim must also answer three of life's most challenging questions: Can the perfect book club give a man back his soul? Will her brother ever stop wearing his idiotic velvet fez?And can the amount of lard in Christmas pudding save an entire species?
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Elena Klovis was supposed to be her kingdom's Cinderella - until an accident of fate left her with a completely inappropriate prince! Determined not to remain with her stepfamily, Elena set out to get a new job - and ended up becoming the Fairy Godmother for the land. But "Breaking with Tradition" was no easy matter. True, she didn't have to sleep in the chimney, but she had to deal with arrogant, stuffed-shirt princes who kept trying to rise above their place in the tale.
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An excellent start to a new series
- By Captain Skurvy on 01-16-13
By: Mercedes Lackey
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Ghosts of Tsavo
- Society for Paranormals, Book 1
- By: Vered Ehsani
- Narrated by: Alison Larkin
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Armed with Victorian etiquette, a fully loaded walking stick, and a dead husband, Beatrice Knight arrives in colonial Kenya desperate for a pot of tea and a pinch of cinnamon. But she'll need more than that if she's to unravel the mystery of the Ghosts of Tsavo without being eaten in the process. All this while surviving the machinations of her best friend's dashing godfather and the efforts of her safari guide to feed her to any lion willing to drag her away. What is a ghost-chasing widow to do?
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Fun and were-lions
- By MolllyT on 03-29-17
By: Vered Ehsani
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The Gentleman
- A Novel
- By: Forrest Leo
- Narrated by: Samuel Roukin, John Keating
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When Lionel Savage, a popular poet in Victorian London, learns from his butler that they're broke, he marries the beautiful Vivien Lancaster for her money, only to find that his muse has abandoned him. Distraught and contemplating suicide, Savage accidentally conjures the devil - the polite "Gentleman" of the title - who appears at one of the society parties Savage abhors. The two hit it off: The devil talks about his home, where he employs Dante as a gardener; Savage lends him a volume of Tennyson.
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Brilliant!
- By Lori McVay on 10-06-16
By: Forrest Leo
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The Fire Rose
- By: Mercedes Lackey
- Narrated by: Kate Black-Regan
- Length: 13 hrs
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Accepting employment as a governess after hard times hit her family, medieval scholar Rosalind Hawkins is surprised when she learns that her mysterious employer has no children and only wants her to read to him through a speaking tube.
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Great story, poorly presented
- By Che on 02-26-10
By: Mercedes Lackey
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If the Earl Only Knew
- The Daring Marriages, Book 1
- By: Amanda Forester
- Narrated by: Carolyn Morris
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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Orphaned at young ages, Lady Katherine Ashton and her brother have spent most of their lives on the high seas, seeking to restore their family fortune through somewhat dubious means. After that kind of adventure, Kate knows, she won't ever be accepted as a proper society lady. To the annoyingly clever, temptingly handsome, and altogether troublesome Earl of Wynbrook, society ladies are a dead bore. Kate, on the other hand, is scandalous, alluring, and altogether fascinating.
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Awesome Story! Amazing Narration!
- By Tracy T on 09-26-16
By: Amanda Forester
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Steam and Sorcery
- By: Cindy Spencer Pape
- Narrated by: Helen Stern
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Sir Merrick Hadrian hunts monsters, both human and supernatural. A Knight of the Order of the Round Table, his use of magick and the technologies of steam power have made him both respected and feared. But his considerable skills are useless in the face of his greatest challenge, guardianship of five unusual children. At a loss, Merrick enlists the aid of a governess....
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light read
- By Marcelina on 02-07-13
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The Immortal Prince
- Tide Lords, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Fallon
- Narrated by: John Telfer
- Length: 19 hrs and 24 mins
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He's insisting he's a Tide Lord and he's begging us to try again...to kill him, that is. When a routine hanging goes wrong, the survivor announces he is Cayal the immortal Prince, a Tide Lord. However, the only known record of the immortal beings of Amyrantha is the Tide Lord Tarot...and everyone knows it is only a parlour-game, an amusement. Arkady Desean, an expert on the legends of the Crasii - a part-animal, part-human race - is sent to interrogate Cayal.
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really hard to listen to
- By Scott Oeskovic on 02-09-18
By: Jennifer Fallon
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Sword Princess
- The Great Detective in Love, Book 1
- By: Suzette Hollingsworth
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
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The Great Detective has more in store for his landlady's niece than washing jars and labeling specimens: pistol shooting, fencing, boxing, and Jiu-Jitsu. This she can master, but Mirabella Hudson must face the greatest horror of all: *Miss de Beauvais' Finishing School for Distinguished Young Ladies.
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Sherlock in Mr. Darcy mode meets his match.
- By PandaRS on 07-24-15
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Winter Collection
- Six Historical Short Stories (A Timeless Romance Anthology, Book 1)
- By: Sarah M. Eden, Heidi Ashworth, Annette Lyon, and others
- Narrated by: Karen Peakes
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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Six award-winning authors have contributed brand new stories to A Timeless Romance Anthology: Winter Collection. A collection unlike any other, listeners will love this compilation of six sweet historical romance novellas, set in varying eras, yet all with one thing in common: Romance.
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Winter
- By Manila J. Dobbs on 08-12-23
By: Sarah M. Eden, and others
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The Lady and the Gent
- A London League, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Connolly
- Narrated by: Jessica Elisa Boyd
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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Margaret Easton needs a husband, and she needs one now. Her parents are convinced that only a European will do, but Margaret wants nothing more than to stay in England. The trouble is that there is only one man Margaret can think of, or rather, one she cannot forget, and he wouldn’t do as a husband at all. Then she finds herself in his care unexpectedly, and her hunt becomes even more complicated than she could have ever imagined.
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I have been waiting for this day!
- By J Fairfax on 08-29-22
By: Rebecca Connolly
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What Happens at Christmas
- By: Victoria Alexander
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Wiley
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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Camille, Lady Lydingham, knows precisely what she wants for Christmas - an official engagement to a handsome, dashing prince. Her very proper suitor expects a proper English family and the perfect Dickensian Christmas, which leaves the lovely widow with a slight problem. The last thing Camille wants is for the prince to meet her unconventional relatives. But with the aid of a troupe of actors, Camille intends to pull off a Christmas deception of massive proportions. At least until Grayson Elliot shows up....
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A CARRY ON OF A VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 11-13-12
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Why Dukes Say I Do
- Wicked Widows, Book 1
- By: Manda Collins
- Narrated by: Anne Flosnik
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Lady Isabella Wharton has little interest in the customs of the country. But when her godmother asks her to pay a visit to her bachelor grandson in Yorkshire, she goes to see the newly-titled - and notoriously rustic - Duke of Ormond. Trevor Carey doesn't care about what goes on behind ballroom doors. He is content with the simple life - and isn't ashamed to admit it to a society flirt like Lady Isabella. But the country air brings out a different side of Isabella - one full of longing and passion. Can her sophistication be hiding a desire for love?
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Tender Romance with suspense and mystery.
- By 🌸DARA on 08-05-13
By: Manda Collins
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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A Whole New World
- A Twisted Tale
- By: Liz Braswell, Disney Press
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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When Jafar steals the genie's lamp, he uses his first two wishes to become sultan and the most powerful sorcerer in the world. Agrabah lives in fear, waiting for his third and final wish. To stop the power-mad ruler, Aladdin and the deposed Princess Jasmine must unite the people of Agrabah in rebellion. But soon their fight for freedom threatens to tear the kingdom apart in a costly civil war. What happens next? A "street rat" becomes a leader. A princess becomes a revolutionary. And listeners will never look at the story of Aladdin in the same way again.
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Loved this!!!
- By Catherine E on 08-04-16
By: Liz Braswell, and others
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- Karissa Eckert
- 08-26-18
Fun read, more adventure than romance in this one.
This is the 3rd book in the Custard Protocol series and was well done. This book focused more on the relationships between the characters than the actual adventure to find new vampires in new lands. However, the story does get to that point eventually. I enjoyed the humor, adventure, and characters. I do wish that the story and plot had made a bit more progress though.
I listened to this on audiobook and the audiobook was well done. Moira Quick always does an excellent job narrating this series and I would highly recommend listening to on audiobook if you enjoy audiobooks.
The majority of this book is told from Primrose’s POV; although we do hear some from our werecat, Percy, and Rue. For the most part though this is Primrose’s story and we watch as she tries to resist falling in love with our resident werecat.
I enjoyed the journey to foreign lands and the discovery of a new type of vampire; however the main adventure and storyline definitely takes a backseat to Primrose’s romance in this book. The story is generally well done but I couldn’t help but wish the story and romance had been better balanced.
Overall a decent book in the Custard Protocol series. I always enjoy the witty banter, adventure, and clever humor in these books. This installment was very romance heavy and I wish the romance and adventure had been better balanced (could have used more plot and adventure). I plan on continuing the series because these books are just so much fun to read!
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- Jessica
- 08-07-18
Far More Than Competent
I always look forward to Gail Carriger's books and this one did not disappoint. As expected, the book was full of whimsy, humor, and madcap adventures aboard the Spotted Custard, but the real delight was in hearing Prim's perspective as she came to terms with herself, her desires, and how she fits (or doesn't fit) within societal expectations.
I'm already looking forward to the next installment!
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- K. Hallett
- 09-18-19
Excellent
In this book, Primrose fights her inner turmoil regarding gender, identity, and sexuality. This is what makes this my favorite in the series. The adventure is fun, as one would expect. A fantastic listen.
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- Maria
- 02-09-23
Absolutely love!
Love this read!! They are each such separate adventures and yet are so clearly same universe with the same level of fun. And narration is delicious as always!
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- Beqi
- 07-18-18
Love on an airship!
Everyone has a job on an airship. The Tunstall twins are vital to the crew of The Spotted Custard. They both navigate through this adventure with self discovery and excellent taste in fashion. (Green Fez not withstanding). A wonderful listen. Moira Quirk is fantastic as usual. Overall perfect 12 hours of listening time.
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- Jason Denen
- 10-16-18
A great change of pace
I enjoyed the change of view from the previous books in the series, a look into how the other characters see Prudence.
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- Angel
- 08-06-18
Amazing
Competence was a nice change on the custard protocol series! The book was witty and exciting. Defiantly read this book with tea and cookies! Gail Carriger has not discounted me yet, this book was amazing!
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- Jack A85
- 02-04-20
Absolutely addictive
Gail Carriger has weaved another beautiful piece of literature in the Custard Protocol series.
Action, intrigue, love and tea!
Moira Quirk narrated phenomenally and did the book great justice.
5 stars all around ❤
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-26-19
Another Fun Story
Wonderful addition to the Custard Protocol series. I really like how the author is taking the to develope the characters throughout the series. It's a very fun listen and Moira did a great job, again.
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- Sabine
- 08-06-18
Carriger at her best: I'd like to buy a parasol!
An abundance of quirky, witty, imaginative, funny and sympathetic people in weird situations, a fast pacing story in a fantastic steampunk-technology-world and an excellent narrator give you almost 12 hours of audio-entertainment. Not a book to doze off but to jump with vigor, verve and panache in your next (parasolverse) adventure. Looking forward to #4!
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