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Curse of the Fae
- Poison Penitentiary, Book 2
- Narrated by: Avery Reid, Aiden Snow
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Publisher's summary
Hades and his army are out for blood. Too bad I'm their target....
Warden Blackwater has far from given up. I guess she didn't like the fact that I had four handsome friends willing to help me escape. Because now she's upped the stakes, putting a price on my head and on my men as well. And Hades is all too eager to claim the prize for himself.
If that wasn't bad enough, now my brother is at the center of a millennia old family curse. And Blackwater plans to sacrifice him to subdue the curse.
I wish I could say that my team was ready and rearing to battle it out with her and help me save my brother. But all isn't well between me and my men.
Alexandros and Broderick straight up killed me in a past life, and now they expect me to just get over it like it never happened? While my sweet Jaime, or should I say Zero's better half, plans to stay in prison forever just to keep me safe from him? And Drake? He claims to have had a change of heart and now he says he's in love with me. No way, I don't trust that crafty dragon as far as I can throw him.
With Blackwater and Hades's army out to get us, will they even need to destroy us, or will we sabotage ourselves first?
Contains mature themes.
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Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself. And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.
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What a silly and sweet quick listen!
- By Geoffrey Christian on 10-08-24
By: John Scalzi
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- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others