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Five years ago, the US Space Force became a reality. And while those writing the checks took things very seriously, the other military branches did not. As a result, Space Force was populated by undesirables. My name is Captain Ethan Stone, a decorated member of SEAL Team Six turned Space Force "recruit". Flash forward five years and between tenses. President West is in office. Power has shifted. And Space Force is defunded. With just a handful of us still living on base, we find ourselves being evicted. But before all of us can leave, aliens invade.
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American Psycho
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
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The Heron
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.
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Awfully long middle for such a short story
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Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come
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What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
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What listeners say about D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
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- Rhonda
- 02-26-18
Somewhat funny but dumb
I think this book was written for a young guy. It's kind of funny in spots and I get the humor but it's not really for me. I think it would appeal more to men on the younger side. The narration was appropriate for this book. If it was narrated by someone else I probably would not have even stuck this one out until the end. I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Heather North
- 03-27-18
Fun listen
Fun series to listen to, you never know where they are going to go next. Great narrator too. I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 02-24-18
A goofy fun little tale
I hadn't heard of this series before, and I picked it out on a whim, thought I'd try something new, and got a pleasnt surprie in reward for my curiousity.
The book is everything I love. It is funny, witty, and irreverent. It is a clever bon mots made to look like an amouche bouche.Richard really puts it all out there, this is like Caddyshack with dwarves. Dear plays his parts perfectly, and he has excellent comedic timing, too. He adds to the humor with every syllable. I would love to tell you more about the Pepperoni Prince or Farty, but I think sometimes, jokes just have to blow you away on their own, and if you have to explain it, then the humor vanishes like a fart in the wind.
A new favorite series of mine. Imma gonna keep the eye out for dem.
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- Catrina P
- 03-05-18
D is for Dwarf
Warning: Adult humor, juvenile humor, adult language, and potty humor, but hey, this is not your kids tale of Snow White. I couldn’t help but chuckle throughout. Marc Richard delivered a great modernized version of the tale and David S. Dear’s performance was perfect.
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- TU
- 03-14-18
short and oddball take on Snow White
I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
This was a short and oddball take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. For what it was, it was humorous and very entertaining. They are narrated well but definitely not for kids!
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- AdaChaDad
- 03-21-18
E is for Entertaining
I had never listened to any of Marc Richards "Alphabet Books" before, but I enjoyed my time with this short story that is based very, very loosely on Snow White. It may not be the type of humor for everyone, but I went in expecting it to be a little over the top and irreverent. It was both of those things. I anticipated that some of the antics were going to go too far as the story progressed. However, I thought Richards did a good job of not going over the line. It may be classified as somewhat sophomoric humor- but I thought it was funny- so who cares! The narrator's New York accent works well with the story.
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- Jennifer Mulder
- 02-27-18
laughed all the way through
This book was just what i needed! i laughed from the beginning to the end. It throws a whole new light on the dwarves and other well known characters. Definitely worth a read when you want a good laugh. I loved the part at the pizza place, and of course the hair brushing lol!
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- Mary Karowski
- 03-06-18
Fairy tales for adults
Marc Richard and David dear are a combination that will leave you laughing uncontrollably at stop lights chuckling to yourself in line as you listen and wishing there was more. The stories we know and Love reimagined for adults. This one is Snow White and the seven dwarfs in a new and hilarious romp. Enjoy it I know I did. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- Krista Jasper
- 02-26-18
Delightful Diversion
Ok. That is definitely a different description of the dwarves drama... and Snow White too! The Evil Queen is still jealous. The Prince may be charming and the Huntsmen is in sales? Along the way, a zombie shows up.
Remember, this is not your child’s ABC Book. In fact, there is a “C” word used a couple times that makes me cringe! Richard’s edgy adult twists on fairy tales and stories of lore are certainly creative. Each alphabet story is short but a fun . The audio version is fun as Dear creates some distinct voices for the characters including Farty and SlimyDwarf, not to mention Mirror, Mirror.
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- cosmitron
- 02-21-18
Fractured Fairy Tales for Adults.
Where does D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Better then average.
What other book might you compare D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! to and why?
n/a
What about David S. Dear’s performance did you like?
His sarcastic manner and Brooklyn accent make the story more funny then it seams with
another Narrator.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Snow White X rated
Any additional comments?
The Narrator is entertaining and the book is fun............... his New Yawk accent brings the Dwarfs to Brooklyn............... YOU GOTTA A PROBLEM WITH THAT !!!!!!!!!!
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