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The Twisted Journal of a Full Time Father
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Scott Hart
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By:
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Derek Smith
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Daddy's Log : A Twisted Journal of a Full Time Father is a humorous collection of journal entries about the joys of raising children. Funny, witty, and over the top fails and successes, it captures the familiar and sometimes outlandish ways parents view their children. Daddy's Log is a book for parents and families, old, new, or those expecting. From the perspective of a clueless father, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud.
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