
Diary of a Dying Describer, Volume 1
The Cardboard Cemetery and Other Traumatic Tales of Terror
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The Dark Somnium
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Rowdy Olson
About this listen
Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe’s poetic darkness met the mind-bending tales of American Horror Story. Rowdy Olson’s Diary of a Dying Describer: Volume 1 isn’t just about tales—it’s about experiences that lurk in the shadows of our own minds. This isn’t merely listening—it’s an encounter. Dare to dip into the abyss?
“Greetings curious travelers. I invite you to delve into the haunting pages of my personal diary, where I have recorded some of the most eerie and unnerving tales from the far reaches of my imagination. These stories range from cautionary tales with deadly moral lessons to tales plucked from the most terrifying nightmares.
Beware, for not all creatures are what they appear to be.
Some nightmares leave lasting impressions.
Religion can sometimes breed dangerous beliefs.
And so much more.
Join me as I take you on a journey through the twisted and distorted remnants of a once beautiful world, as derived from the diary of a dying describer.”
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