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Mythniks, Book 2
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Michelle Rene
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Paul Neuhaus
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Imagine you’re Greek mythology’s most maligned and misunderstood heroine. Now imagine you’ve just gotten back from the most exhausting adventure of your long career, and you’ve got to embark on another. Pegasus is missing, and two villains of old are screaming for the sacred animal’s blood.
One is the demigoddess of Hissy Fits. The other is an 80-foot sea monster with a one-track mind. Both of them have a longstanding grudge against you.
Now imagine you’ve just crashed a party full of grown men dressed as cartoon ponies.
Die, Brony, Die is the second book in the Mythniks series, Paul Neuhaus’ weird amalgam of Greek myth and modern problems. It’s urban fantasy with a sprinkling of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.
Buy Die, Brony, Die today!
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