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Narrated by:
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Cady Zuckerman
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Stephanie Willing
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By:
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Monique Asher
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In DON'T EAT THE PIE, listeners are transported to the hauntingly picturesque Camillia Island, where gothic horror meets family drama, unraveling the sinister secrets behind a mother and daughter's summer that promises to be as unsettling as it is compelling for fans of Shirley Jackson and Daphne du Maurier.
Newlywed Sam has always wanted to be a part of a normal happy family.
When her mother-in-law falls ill, Sam dutifully moves her family to Edenic Camillia Island to care for her. The island residents, namely the older women, welcome Sam and her daughter Emma with open arms, endless cocktails, and plenty of superstition.
It seems perfect until it’s not. The house next to her mother-in-law’s is creepy—not only that, it’s where Ben’s first wife died.
Sam’s teen daughter Emma isn’t interested in spending the summer in Camilia. It gets even worse when Emma starts to see things—knowing that there are ghosts trying to warn her of something, but what?
Despite Emma’s pleas, Sam doesn’t want to rock the boat with her new family. Emma won’t pretend nothing is happening, especially as the messages become more grim and frequent. What secrets are buried on Camilia Island? And why are all the residents keen on keeping them quiet?
Content Warnings: this book contains mentions and/or descriptions of abuse/domestic violence, suicide, unauthorized medical procedures, pregnancy complications, and a car accident.
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Eunice lives her life by three simple rules: One, always refer to Cinderella as family. Two, never let Cinderella gain access to rats or mice. Three, never look upon Cinderella between the hours of twelve and three a.m.
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A different retelling.
- By Barbara on 12-12-24
By: W. R. Gorman
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The Ravening
- By: Daniel Church
- Narrated by: Emma Powell
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Jenna's life has always been a fight. From the traumatic and mysterious loss of her mother on a dark woodland road when she was 15, to the abusive and controlling boyfriend she's recently escaped, she has learned that trust hurts you in the end. Now Jenna's found what she hopes is happiness with her new girlfriend, Holly. But the world is full of darkness - some of it ancient, some of it closer to home. . . Evil, and those who serve it, will not let Jenna go.
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A Masterpiece
- By Amazon Customer on 10-09-24
By: Daniel Church
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Devils Kill Devils
- By: Johnny Compton
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarita has been watched over by a guardian angel her entire life. She calls him Angelo, and keeps him a secret. But secrets can’t stay buried forever. When Angelo murders someone she loves, Sarita begins to see what's really been lurking in the shadows surrounding her. And she will have to embrace the evil within if she hopes to make it out alive. Johnny Compton, critically acclaimed author of The Spite House and master of dread, takes you on a terrifying race of one woman against the hordes of hell.
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Started out OK
- By Sammie on 09-27-24
By: Johnny Compton
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Haunted
- By: Kat Martin
- Narrated by: Jack Garrett
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Cain Barrett, the wealthy owner of the nearby Grandview Hotel, has his eye on Jenny. He’ll help her any way he can, but Cain has problems of his own … A brutal murder at the Copper Star, entries in a dusty journal, and ghostly sightings at both hotels … is the connection a figment of Jenny’s imagination, or a threat to her life? And who is causing trouble for Cain? As they work together to solve the mystery, Cain vows not to let anything, or anyone—living or dead—stand between him and the woman he has come to love.
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it's ok.
- By Kat in Hawaii on 01-19-25
By: Kat Martin
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Tiny Threads
- A Novel
- By: Lilliam Rivera
- Narrated by: Frankie Corzo
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Fashion-obsessed Samara finally has the life she’s always dreamed of: A high-powered job with legendary designer Antonio Mota. A new home in sunny California, far away from those drab Jersey winters. And an intriguing love interest, Brandon, a wealthy investor in Mota’s fashion line. But it’s not long before Samara’s dream life begins to turn into a living nightmare as Mota’s big fashion show approaches and the pressure on her turns crushing. Perhaps that’s why she begins hearing voices in her room at night.
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The Vernon Perfume
- By Chelsea Eads on 10-12-24
By: Lilliam Rivera
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Pocket Full of Teeth
- By: Aimee Hardy
- Narrated by: Ashley J Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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The police have some questions for Eddy Sparrow. Questions about a body found at the bottom of a well. As she answers the officer's questions, she mentions a mysterious manuscript hidden in her recently deceased mother's desk drawer. The manuscript is about a young girl named Cat who returns home after her own mother's death to find her house haunted. As Eddy reads Cat's story, her own secrets emerge, and she begins to experience strange phenomena: wet footprints, phantom phone calls, and nightmares.
By: Aimee Hardy
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We Kept Her in the Cellar
- A Novel
- By: W. R. Gorman
- Narrated by: EJ Lavery
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Eunice lives her life by three simple rules: One, always refer to Cinderella as family. Two, never let Cinderella gain access to rats or mice. Three, never look upon Cinderella between the hours of twelve and three a.m.
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A different retelling.
- By Barbara on 12-12-24
By: W. R. Gorman
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The Ravening
- By: Daniel Church
- Narrated by: Emma Powell
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Jenna's life has always been a fight. From the traumatic and mysterious loss of her mother on a dark woodland road when she was 15, to the abusive and controlling boyfriend she's recently escaped, she has learned that trust hurts you in the end. Now Jenna's found what she hopes is happiness with her new girlfriend, Holly. But the world is full of darkness - some of it ancient, some of it closer to home. . . Evil, and those who serve it, will not let Jenna go.
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A Masterpiece
- By Amazon Customer on 10-09-24
By: Daniel Church
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Devils Kill Devils
- By: Johnny Compton
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarita has been watched over by a guardian angel her entire life. She calls him Angelo, and keeps him a secret. But secrets can’t stay buried forever. When Angelo murders someone she loves, Sarita begins to see what's really been lurking in the shadows surrounding her. And she will have to embrace the evil within if she hopes to make it out alive. Johnny Compton, critically acclaimed author of The Spite House and master of dread, takes you on a terrifying race of one woman against the hordes of hell.
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Started out OK
- By Sammie on 09-27-24
By: Johnny Compton
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Haunted
- By: Kat Martin
- Narrated by: Jack Garrett
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Cain Barrett, the wealthy owner of the nearby Grandview Hotel, has his eye on Jenny. He’ll help her any way he can, but Cain has problems of his own … A brutal murder at the Copper Star, entries in a dusty journal, and ghostly sightings at both hotels … is the connection a figment of Jenny’s imagination, or a threat to her life? And who is causing trouble for Cain? As they work together to solve the mystery, Cain vows not to let anything, or anyone—living or dead—stand between him and the woman he has come to love.
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it's ok.
- By Kat in Hawaii on 01-19-25
By: Kat Martin
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Tiny Threads
- A Novel
- By: Lilliam Rivera
- Narrated by: Frankie Corzo
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Fashion-obsessed Samara finally has the life she’s always dreamed of: A high-powered job with legendary designer Antonio Mota. A new home in sunny California, far away from those drab Jersey winters. And an intriguing love interest, Brandon, a wealthy investor in Mota’s fashion line. But it’s not long before Samara’s dream life begins to turn into a living nightmare as Mota’s big fashion show approaches and the pressure on her turns crushing. Perhaps that’s why she begins hearing voices in her room at night.
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The Vernon Perfume
- By Chelsea Eads on 10-12-24
By: Lilliam Rivera
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Pocket Full of Teeth
- By: Aimee Hardy
- Narrated by: Ashley J Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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The police have some questions for Eddy Sparrow. Questions about a body found at the bottom of a well. As she answers the officer's questions, she mentions a mysterious manuscript hidden in her recently deceased mother's desk drawer. The manuscript is about a young girl named Cat who returns home after her own mother's death to find her house haunted. As Eddy reads Cat's story, her own secrets emerge, and she begins to experience strange phenomena: wet footprints, phantom phone calls, and nightmares.
By: Aimee Hardy
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Bitter Is the Heart
- By: Mina Hardy
- Narrated by: Hallie Bee Bard
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Tamar Glass fled an abusive mother when she was eighteen, running away from home to find a better life elsewhere. She has lived in freedom from her mother, Ruth, for decades, until one night she wakes to find her now-elderly mother standing over her bed, disoriented and confused. When Tamar reluctantly takes in her mother, strange events start happening inside her home: the house is oppressively hot, lights flicker, and cupboards open and shut on their own.
By: Mina Hardy
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Ghost Mother
- By: Kelly Dwyer
- Narrated by: Renata Friedman
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Lilly Bly desperately wants to have a baby. She is struggling with infertility and bad spending habits when her husband, Jack, gets a new job that moves them from Chicago to a small town in Wisconsin. Impractical Lilly falls in love with a decrepit mansion well out of their price range—she is convinced that she will finally get pregnant and have a baby in this house—and Jack agrees to it. But when Lilly learns that her dream house was the site of a gruesome triple homicide/suicide in the 1950s, she begins to experience strange occurrences that soon lead her to believe the house is haunted.
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The creep builds throughout the story to a fantastic ending!
- By K. on 08-16-24
By: Kelly Dwyer
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Sinophagia
- A Celebration of Chinese Horror 2024
- By: Xueting Christine Ni
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, David Lee Huynh
- Length: 15 hrs and 9 mins
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From the menacing vision of a red umbrella, to the ominous atmosphere of the Laughing Mountain; from the waking dream of virtual working to the sinister games of the locked room . . . this is a fascinating insight into the spine-chilling voices working within China today-a long way from the traditional expectations of hopping vampires and hanging ghosts.
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Full of gems!
- By Bruno on 10-08-24
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Motel Styx
- By: Michelle von Eschen, Jonathan Butcher
- Narrated by: Christian Shay
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
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Fueled by online trends, a shift in the American zeitgeist has led to the instatement of the Lazarus Act, legalizing the 'recreational use' of human corpses. Ellis Mercer, recently bereaved, embarks on a secret mission to America's first 'necrotel' to recover his wife's remains, before her corpse and his memory of her are desecrated by the motel’s twisted membership.
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Holy he'll this was a ride
- By Jonathan Pitzen on 11-27-24
By: Michelle von Eschen, and others
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All the Devils
- Sisters of the Occult, Book 1
- By: Catelyn Wilson
- Narrated by: Ina Marie Smith
- Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Mourning the sudden death of her sister, Andy Emmerson knows she must come to terms with a life without Violet. But on the day of the funeral Andy is shocked to discover one thing: the person in that casket is not her sister. Violet is alive. Convinced her sister's elite boarding school is covering up the truth, Andy enrolls at Ravenswood Academy to discover what really happened and find Violet. The school is as beautiful and haunting as the students within it and Andy learns that it's not just good grades that drives these pupils. Something much darker is at play.
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annoying girl but I'm obsessed
- By Hunter Visser on 10-29-24
By: Catelyn Wilson
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The Last Time She Saw Him
- A Novel
- By: Kate White
- Narrated by: Kimberly M. Wetherell, Brad Holbrook
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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As Kiki Reed heads out to a party at a friend’s house in the Connecticut countryside, she’s more than a little nervous. Her ex-fiancé Jamie, a great guy who just wasn’t “the one,” will be attending, and she hasn’t seen him since she broke his heart a few months earlier. But when they come face to face, their exchange is brief and pleasant, which is a huge relief.
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I usually don’t leave reviews.
- By Beth on 05-23-24
By: Kate White
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A Cure for Sorrow
- A Novel
- By: Jen Wheeler
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Convention-flouting Nora Harris is a determined young medical student in Gilded Age Manhattan. A surgeon’s daughter, she always leads with her head—until her father’s latest protégé, Euan Colquhoun, steals her heart. Love and logic bind the newly betrothed couple together, but a tragic accident cuts their bright future short. Grief-stricken, Nora finds surprising comfort in corresponding with Euan’s older brother, Malcolm. She decides to forsake her ambitions to retreat to the Colquhoun family farm deep in the tangled woods of upstate New York.
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Boring
- By Heather Darling on 01-02-25
By: Jen Wheeler
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American Ghoul
- By: Michelle McGill-Vargas
- Narrated by: Jeanette Illidge
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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You can’t kill someone who’s already dead. That’s what Lavinia keeps telling her jailer after—allegedly—killing her mistress, Simone Arceneau. But how could Simone be dead when she was taking callers just a few minutes before? And why was her house always so dark? Lavinia, a recently freed slave, met Simone, a recently undead vampire, by chance on a plantation in post–Civil War Georgia. With nothing remaining for either woman in the South, the two form a fast friendship and head north.
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The Swarm
- A Novel
- By: Andy Marino
- Narrated by: Candace Fitzgerald
- Length: 15 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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It begins with cicadas. It will end with the swarm. When a bizarre murder case lands on the desk of Detective Vicky Paterson, it's just the start of her nightmare. On the same day, her young daughter, Sadie, is swarmed by cicadas emerging off-cycle from their seventeen-year pattern. Sadie barely survives, and her condition is critical. Across town, Will and Alicia, two dysfunctional private investigators, are on the trail of a missing girl and the shadowy cult involved in her disappearance.
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Creepy and Fun with a Sci Fi Bent
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: Andy Marino
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Chaos at the Lazy Bones Bookshop
- By: Emmeline Duncan
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Normally, spooky season is Bailey Briggs's favorite time of year, and her Halloween-themed small town's time to shine. But between managing Lazy Bones Books, working on her graphic novel-in-progress, and running the Spooky Season Literary Festival, Bailey hardly has a moment to enjoy Elyan Hollow's spot-on seasonal vibes. Not to mention, at every turn she seems to be tripping over the contentious crew of Gone Ghouls, a ghost-hunting reality TV show currently filming around town.
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The Plot Thins
- By George on 10-20-24
By: Emmeline Duncan
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Do What Godmother Says
- By: L.S. Stratton
- Narrated by: Aure Nash, York Whitaker
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Shanice Pierce knows better than to heed bad omens. But she has a hard time ignoring the signs when she finds herself newly single and out of a job on the same seemingly cursed day. Then, while cleaning out her grandmother’s house, Shanice comes across a painting she hasn’t seen in years. Drawn to the haunting portrait in a way she can't explain, Shanice accepts her grandmother’s offer to keep the family heirloom. She soon uncovers the story of the artist, a Harlem Renaissance painter named Estelle Johnson.
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Great book!
- By AJ Holmes on 10-18-24
By: L.S. Stratton
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Hidden in the Mist
- By: Sue Penney
- Narrated by: Anne-Lise Kadri
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Susan always knew she could sense things that she couldn't see, so when her husband James starts to act strangely is there more to his behaviour than meets the eye? With her daughter also starting to act strangely, Susan's nerves are on a knife edge, having lost all of her self-esteem at her husband's hands, not knowing where to turn and with echoes of the past still clinging persistently to her home.
By: Sue Penney
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For a debut book from a brand new author I am highly impressed. I didn’t have high expectations. But good lord this author hit every mark of a solid book. I can’t wait to read any book she puts out from here on out.
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