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Don't Touch the Blue Stuff!

Where the Hell is Tesla?, Book 2

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Don't Touch the Blue Stuff!

By: Rob Dircks
Narrated by: Rob Dircks
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Something called the “Blue Juice" is coming. For all of us.

Luckily, me (Chip Collins), Pete, Nikola Tesla, Bobo, and FBI Agent Gina Phillips are here to kick its ass, and send it back to last Tuesday. Maybe. Or maybe we'll fail, and everyone in the multiverse is doomed. (Seriously, you might want to get that underground bunker ready.) Either way, I've got to get home to Julie and find out – woah, I'm not about to tell you that right here in the book description! TMI, dude.

WARNING: If you haven't heard Where the Hell is Tesla?, I apologize in advance, as you might get completely freaking lost. If you do, just call my apartment, I'm usually around, and I'll fill you in. (If I'm not stuck in the ITA.) – Chip

©2017 Rob Dircks (P)2017 Rob Dircks Fiction Science Fiction Time Travel Funny Witty Feel-Good

Critic reviews

"An amusing and unexpectedly crazy ride - a perfect and hilarious follow-up to Where the Hell is Tesla?” (AudiobookReviewer.com)

"So damn funny and insanely entertaining! Loved the first one and this was just as fun.” (Dan Bova, Entrepreneur.com )

"Chip’s at it again! He was very fun in Where the Hell Is Tesla? and he’s just as fun in this book. And Dircks continues to impress me with his narrating abilities.” (Dab of Darkness Reviews)
Humorous Storytelling • Imaginative Multiverse • Excellent Narration • Heartwarming Relationships • Fast-paced Adventure
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The author kindly provided me with a code for the audiobook on Audible and this is my honest review.

I thought both the book and the narration were excellent (like all of Rob's books). Rob Dircks is one of the best narrators I have listened to so it is great that the author narrates his own books. I listened to Where The Hell Is Tesla? for the second time yesterday and started this book around 10 minutes later. It was great to catch up with Chip, Pete, Nikola Tesla, and of course Bobo (he is just awesome) but also to be introduced to some fun new characters.

Both books in this series are very well written, original, and funny. As soon as I finished this book my first thought was that I will listen to the book again in a few months (I have read very few books twice). I highly recommend this book and if there is another sequel (I really hope there is) I will be very happy.

Excellent book - well written, original, and funny

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lots of fun, great that Rob wrote a sequel to this story which is in every way as much fun as the first.

just as much fun as the first

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Chip is the type of guy responsible people would like to punch in the face but I think I laughed more than when listening to "Where the Hell is Tesla?" book 1(maybe even more laughs than "The Wrong Unit") and it is really fun to hear Tesla (the man not the band) in a non steampunk fiction.
Maybe the constant emails Chip writes to that young woman remind me of the letters I wrote my wife when I was deployed when we deployed including the not knowing if see would get them before I got home.

I can't believe I end up liking Chip sometimes

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I loved the first book so much that I immediately bought this one. It did not disappoint. It was funny and warm and the perfect work read.

This is a great read!

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I loved this book and really want to hear a 3rd and 4th and 5th. I really liked the format of how he sends emails and notes to self. The book filled my with joy and sadness (only when boob leaves ). I almost spent a whole night listening to this book.
If I were going to rate this book it would be a 10 out of 10. The character development with Chip and Julie. And I think that Rob Dircks should make a whole book on boob and him fighting at his home world.

One of my favorite books ever.

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I laughed all the way through. I hope there are more sequels. The crazy worlds this author come up with. But what I like about it is it just slightly different than your world so you can imagine it without a lot of exposition. The story is told as if the narrator is writing a journal, to his wife, about what he did on his “adventure “. This way he can reveal how he is feeling and other crazy thought he might be having. This is a sequel but he does a two minute catch up so it is not necessary to have read the first book. Although if you did read the first book this is in no way a rehash of it. It is just more “adventures”. Anyway this is not a literary work of genius but is very fun so I recommend it.

Very Entertaining

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This book has absolutely no redeeming social value. And because of that or in spite of that (you pick), you should listen to it immediately.

A fun romp

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I was super excited to see a follow-up to Where the He'll is Telsa? and I was not disappointed. This book has every cool character one can imagine, and one or two absolutely no one but Rob Dirks could dream up.
It's fast paced, funny, smart, and only once or twice mildly annoying! -But that's Chip Collins, interdimensional man of mystery for you...
Read this and feel superior to all your boring friends...they have no clue.

Read this and feel smarter than normal people

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With all of the heavy stories dealing with current morals and such, it is nice to have some light stories which are well tied together in science, in character consistency, and in plot.

I hope there will be more from Rob Dirckd. We need more light stories.

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I was very surprised at how much I enjoyed this book. Honestly, I picked it up because of the title and ended up laughing frequently at the absurdity of the humor. I recommend this book to people who are looking for a humorous story that can make them smile.

Rather enjoyable

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