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Nolan Locke
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Jowi Ghersi
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Brian Morecock has gotten kicked in the dick one too many times. Now he's kicking back.
In Prestige Gaming an impressive collection of nanite blocks and talented, dirty-minded programmers makes every game come to actual life. But for Brian it is about more than living in the game and abusing fellow players - it is about being the top dog and ruling it, too. When the new rollout is announced and management decides it is time to nerf this rogue player, he decides its time to nerf them back. He finds himself in a desperate gooey battle to keep from dying - and being reset. All of his powers and items are on the line as Brian/Morelon the Learned tries to stay alive and beat the unbeatable....
Douchemage - A Glitchworld Origin Story. Chock fully of dirty acronyms, power gaming, dick admins, dick players, and righteous revenge. Jokes, jabs, gear and levelling, all packed into 25 chapters of nascent nanite ninnery - and an artificial intelligence gone wrong.
Glitchworld - the 10-book multi-origin series set in an augmented reality nanite theme park presents Douchemage, The Rise of Morelon (and Nicole). Join Nolan and I as we map out the great future world of nanotech gaming, then fill it with dick jokes, bad acronyms, and ORGASMs (Organizational Readers Guidance Assistant for System Mastery).
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