Drunk on a Boat
The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Christopher Boucher
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By:
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Zane Mitchell
About this listen
What would you do if your ex got abducted?
Remember, they're an ex for a reason. So let's assume you hate them from the depths of your soul.
Line up the tequila shots, right?
Not your problem?
Now stay with me for a second. What if you were the only person who could save their life? Then would you save them? We are talking about another human being's life, after all.
Now, imagine you have seven million dollars in your bank account. Sweet, right?
It's seven million dollars or your ex's life.
This is a judgment-free zone. Be honest. You'd keep the seven million dollars. Am I right?
Yeah, me too.
So, I'm drunk.
I hate my ex.
And I have seven million dollars in my bank account.
You do the math.
My buddy Al and I are back once again for another Caribbean flavored misadventure.There's more action, more adventure, more profanity, and more ass-kicking.
Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
**Word to the wise...while this story can stand on its own two feet, it'll make more sense if you start with my first story, Drunk on a Plane.
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Bullets fly during a dangerous mission, and Major Mark Lopez is critically injured. A Blackstone soldier, Mark is transferred to the North Dakota hospital, where he meets a pretty nurse, Mia. After Mark recovers from surgery, he is discharged from the hospital with orders to rest; not that he does. But when he returns to the hospital again and again with minor - and not-so-minor - injuries, Mia suspects he’s only coming to see her. When someone from Mark’s past comes to him for help, more blood is shed, and Mark must put his life on the line to keep Mia safe.
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Sea of Love
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Between Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket rests Bayberry Island, home to a bronze mermaid statue that promises to grant true love to anyone who asks with an open heart. For years Rowan Flynn distanced herself from Bayberry Island and its infamous mermaid legend. But after her investor fiancé lost what was left of her family’s fortune, Rowan reluctantly agreed to run the Safe Haven Bed-and-Breakfast, determined never again to fall for the ridiculous fantasy of the mermaid matchmaker.
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Thief
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Kayli Winchester is a dirt-poor girl living out of a hotel, forced to be the parent for a drunken father and teenage brother who she's desperate to keep in school. The only way she scrapes by is to utilize her one skill: pickpocketing. But even though she's a thief she has a moral code: no kids or old ladies, only targets who can defend themselves. Not that they see her coming...
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Good first book in the series
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Loving the Chase
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Charming, adventurous Zach Chase has always craved the spotlight, and now he's on the hunt for publicity for his family's storm-chasing business. So when a reality TV network approaches him with the idea for a show profiling their work, he can't resist. But the last person he expects to walk into the meeting is the former love of his life.
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Nice
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Fan-favorite author Roxanne St. Claire launches a daring new series that deftly combines action, mystery, and romance. After bearing witness to a journalist’s brutal murder, law student Samantha Fairchild is stunned when she is denied police protection.
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Absolutely Outstanding!!!
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Accidental Hero
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It was one freaking kiss with a stranger. I wasn't looking for a hero the day Brent Eden charged into my life. He saw a damsel in distress facing humiliation. We played pretend. Swore I was his. Baited sweet chaos. Blew apart everything. My dating disaster? Gone. Our kiss? Electric. Divine. Toe-curling. His mistake? Oh, boy. Dropping the ultimate F-bomb: fiancée. Especially when my gossipy cousin tells the whole family.
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Pleasant...
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When Charles "Shake" Bouchon, professional wheel man, walks out of prison after a three-year stretch for grand theft auto, he's got only two problems: he's too nice a guy for the life he's led and not nice enough for any other. So he says yes when he's asked to run a simple errand for his former boss and lover, Alexandra Ilandryan, the formidable pakhan of the Armenian mob in Los Angeles.
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A whole lotta fun.
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Coast Guard helicopter pilot Olivia Carver is on a very personal mission. Her twin brother, an undercover officer, was murdered by a drug cartel, and she won't stop until she finds the man responsible for his death. In the course of her own investigation, Olivia meets informant Rico Cortes. He's mysterious and sexy, and despite her reservations, the two share a night of passion. But Rico turns out to be more than a one-night stand....
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Surprised
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From Dust
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In the dark alley of a pub, the words "Please don't" take hold of her heart and break the silence she seeks. Thinking herself beyond redemption, she tentatively grabs on to the slim thread of hope that unfolds inside of her. Holding her secrets close, she can't resist the comforting draw coming from The Skipper. The unconditional friendships it offers, the protective roof it provides, and the spark that its owner ignites in her - melting the frost off her heart, and slowly stripping away her resistance.
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Not quit for me
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Born to Be Wild
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Get yourself ready for Mary Lisa Beverly - a soap-opera phenom who's just won her third Daytime Emmy for her role as Sunday Cavendish on Born to Be Wild. She's fun and lovable and has lots of crazy friends, most of whom hang out at her house in the Colony, the famous gated community in Malibu.
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I like stories with strong female protagonists
- By egfham on 10-25-24
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Stripped from You
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"It doesn't matter how many women touch this body, only one woman has ever touched this soul." Ryan Pierce doesn’t come from much, doesn’t ask for much, and doesn’t expect much. And he's come to accept that, until, Alana Remington. Alana is the girl who struck the match that lit his world on fire. Who made him believe that just because you have nothing, doesn't mean you are nothing. And he loves her fiercely for it. But, just because you come together, doesn’t mean you stay together. One fateful decision rips Ryan and Alana apart and neither of them are ever the same again.
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So very awesome!!! Yes, yes, yes
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Deal with the Devil
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- By: Meghan March
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Erin Mallon
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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One look at Jericho Forge, and I knew the rumors were true. He was a predator, and he had set his sights on me. I knew better than to bet more than I could afford to lose that night. I knew better than to bet myself. But desperation leads to bad decisions, and I thought there was no way I could lose. I was wrong. Now I have no choice but to make a deal with the devil....
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Three Books should have been two at most
- By Cleta F. on 03-27-19
By: Meghan March
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- Donna M. Johnson
- 08-29-21
Hooked on A Drunk!
This is the second book in the series that I’ve read and I love it! It’s funny, witty, thrilling, just an all round good book! Can’t wait to read the rest of the series!
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- Thomas Fuller
- 04-09-19
lighthearted romp
this was a lighthearted romp throughout the Caribbean.
Watching, or listening about Drunk's misadventures is a relaxing way to spend a rainy day.
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- Frank Weisener
- 04-28-23
Loved it!
Interesting story. Entertaining and funny. Great narrator. I listened to the first book as well. Equally good.
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- Vincent
- 03-18-22
An entertaining listen!
I was surprised that the story grabbed my interest and held it. The narrator was able to give distinct voices to the characters which made it easy to follow the conversations. I look forward to the next book in the series.
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- Dee
- 11-26-19
OMGosh! I loved this book sooooo MUCH!!!
Book one set the stage but book two was next level good!!
Danny Drunk is the perfect character. He's all male with little boy mischief. His quick wit and smart alec ways make you want to hug him and smack him in equal measure. Those accolades go for the written word but the narrator breathes life into Drunk. The narrator deserves a standing "O" as well.
I loved this listen! You are never quite sure if the ex is in on the kidnapping or not and that just added to the enjoyment of this listen.
I've already downloaded the next book in the series!
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- Islandtimer
- 04-23-19
what a ride !!!
great storyline, kept you laughing a good bit. first book was pretty good, this one exceeded my expectations! Great job Zane
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- Anonymous User
- 08-25-19
Great sequel!
Loved this one just as much as the first! Once again, great job to Christopher Boucher on the performance!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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- Chris
- 01-08-20
Review of book 2 in series drunk on a boat.
Fantastic book that stands on it's own but goes even better when you read or listen to the first book drunk on a plane 10/10 would recommend, it's even better then the first one in my opinion.
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- Todd
- 07-25-19
Aren't we all a bit of a Drunk!
This series is addictive! Danny Drunk is a modern day gumshoe. With his quick, witty banter, love of the ladies, and some plain dumb luck, he's a lovable, laughable, relatable character.
Escape to Paradise and enjoy his adventures. You won't be disappointed!
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- bob
- 03-27-20
fun read but read it in order know characters
loved these charaters reader doese a great job as well but this time I had story figured
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