
Drunk on a Boat
The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 2
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Christopher Boucher
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By:
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Zane Mitchell
About this listen
What would you do if your ex got abducted?
Remember, they're an ex for a reason. So let's assume you hate them from the depths of your soul.
Line up the tequila shots, right?
Not your problem?
Now stay with me for a second. What if you were the only person who could save their life? Then would you save them? We are talking about another human being's life, after all.
Now, imagine you have seven million dollars in your bank account. Sweet, right?
It's seven million dollars or your ex's life.
This is a judgment-free zone. Be honest. You'd keep the seven million dollars. Am I right?
Yeah, me too.
So, I'm drunk.
I hate my ex.
And I have seven million dollars in my bank account.
You do the math.
My buddy Al and I are back once again for another Caribbean flavored misadventure.There's more action, more adventure, more profanity, and more ass-kicking.
Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
**Word to the wise...while this story can stand on its own two feet, it'll make more sense if you start with my first story, Drunk on a Plane.
©2019 Zane Mitchell (P)2019 Zane MitchellListeners also enjoyed...
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- Donna M. Johnson
- 08-29-21
Hooked on A Drunk!
This is the second book in the series that I’ve read and I love it! It’s funny, witty, thrilling, just an all round good book! Can’t wait to read the rest of the series!
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- Thomas Fuller
- 04-09-19
lighthearted romp
this was a lighthearted romp throughout the Caribbean.
Watching, or listening about Drunk's misadventures is a relaxing way to spend a rainy day.
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- Frank Weisener
- 04-28-23
Loved it!
Interesting story. Entertaining and funny. Great narrator. I listened to the first book as well. Equally good.
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- Dee
- 11-26-19
OMGosh! I loved this book sooooo MUCH!!!
Book one set the stage but book two was next level good!!
Danny Drunk is the perfect character. He's all male with little boy mischief. His quick wit and smart alec ways make you want to hug him and smack him in equal measure. Those accolades go for the written word but the narrator breathes life into Drunk. The narrator deserves a standing "O" as well.
I loved this listen! You are never quite sure if the ex is in on the kidnapping or not and that just added to the enjoyment of this listen.
I've already downloaded the next book in the series!
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- Vincent
- 03-18-22
An entertaining listen!
I was surprised that the story grabbed my interest and held it. The narrator was able to give distinct voices to the characters which made it easy to follow the conversations. I look forward to the next book in the series.
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- Islandtimer
- 04-23-19
what a ride !!!
great storyline, kept you laughing a good bit. first book was pretty good, this one exceeded my expectations! Great job Zane
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- Anonymous User
- 08-25-19
Great sequel!
Loved this one just as much as the first! Once again, great job to Christopher Boucher on the performance!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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- Chris
- 01-08-20
Review of book 2 in series drunk on a boat.
Fantastic book that stands on it's own but goes even better when you read or listen to the first book drunk on a plane 10/10 would recommend, it's even better then the first one in my opinion.
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- Todd
- 07-25-19
Aren't we all a bit of a Drunk!
This series is addictive! Danny Drunk is a modern day gumshoe. With his quick, witty banter, love of the ladies, and some plain dumb luck, he's a lovable, laughable, relatable character.
Escape to Paradise and enjoy his adventures. You won't be disappointed!
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- bob
- 03-27-20
fun read but read it in order know characters
loved these charaters reader doese a great job as well but this time I had story figured
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