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Kreg Regius has been having a little trouble lately. The kind of trouble every male fears, no matter what species. Despite the dangers of people finding out how different he is, Kreg is desperate for relief and finds himself seeking professional help.
With nothing to do but wait, his brother prescribes a night out. When that proves to be fruitless, he makes his escape, and his night takes an interesting turn. The shapely brunette he shares a cab with could be just what the doctor ordered. Immediately, things for Kreg start looking up. In more ways than one.
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Kreg and Rovana
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Exotic and erotic
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Did the story keep me engaged: given its length - yes it did
Was I invested in the characters: reasonably
What did I like about the story? quick, quirky and entertaining enough.
D. Paul Faulkner has done a reasonable job narrating E-reptile Dysfunction. The narration was a tiny bit fast and his female voices aren't the most feminine, but the characters had different voices and added to the enjoyment of the book.
< I received this book from Audiobooks Unleashed in exchange for my unbiased review.>
entertaining
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funny
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