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Narrated by:
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Andy Barker
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By:
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Jeff Strand
About this listen
Contains the Splatterpunk Award-winning story The Tipping Point.
A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.
These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.
Table of contents:
- The Tipping Point
- Nails
- Stumps
- John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man
- Fair Trade
- Chiggers
- Cry
- The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown
- It's Bath Time!
- Alien Face
- Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome
- Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn
- Gross-Out: The Return
- Deformed Son
- The Origin of Slashy
- Secret Message (Decoded)
- The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World
- The Eggman Falleth
- The Story of My First Kiss
- Dad (A True Story)
- Bad Bratwurst
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In a world where an anti-aging cure is available worldwide, immortality comes with its own unique problems. John Farrell is about to get "The Cure". Old age can never kill him now. The only problem is, everything else still can.
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Interesting concept but bleak and wearing
- By Amazon Customer on 05-15-12
By: Drew Magary
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The Cove
- FBI Thriller #1
- By: Catherine Coulter
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
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The Cove is a quaint little postcard town made up only of old folk who sell the World's Greatest Ice Cream - a secret recipe that brings lots of tourists into town.
Into The Cove comes Sally Brainerd, daughter of murdered Amory St. John, of Washington, D.C., seeking sanctuary, and FBI Special Agent James Quinlan, who's undercover and after her. He's got a murder to solve, and he believes she's the key. But is she really?
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Not for anyone sensitive about sexual violence
- By bookish327 on 08-19-12
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Back in Black
- By: Rhys Ford
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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There are eight million stories in the City of Angels but only one man can stumble upon the body of a former client while being chased by a pair of Dobermans and a deranged psycho dressed as a sheep. That man is Cole McGinnis. Since his last life-threatening case years ago, McGinnis has married the love of his life, Jae-Min Kim, consulted for the LAPD, and investigated cases as a private detective for hire. Yet nothing could have prepared him for the shocking discovery of a dead, grandmotherly woman at his feet and the cascade of murders that follows.
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Rhys shifted the bar up higher and then cleared it
- By Kindle Customer on 02-18-20
By: Rhys Ford
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Final Cuts
- New Tales of Hollywood Horror and Other Spectacles
- By: Ellen Datlow
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 15 hrs and 48 mins
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From the secret reels of a notoriously cursed cinematic masterpiece to the debauched livestreams of modern movie junkies who will do anything for clicks, Final Cuts brings together new and terrifying stories inspired by the many screens we can't peel our eyes away from. Inspired by the rich golden age of the film and television industries as well as the new media present, this new anthology reveals what evils hide behind the scenes and between the frames of our favorite medium.
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Not Poor, Not Rich
- By Gary & Jay on 08-23-20
By: Ellen Datlow
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- Abbigail Cartie
- 12-31-21
Not a normal book
This was an absolutely wonderful book. If you like books that are a bunch of VERY dark some not so dark short stories. This isn't an Andrew Mayhem type long horrible story that just gets worse. just short ones. very good book
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- Cathie
- 11-19-19
Narration Is Not Good
I love almost everything Jeff Strand has written, but I found these stories to be hit and miss. As with Dead Clown Barbecue, this narrator is fine until he attempts a fake American accent, which is excruciating. Like fingernails on a chalkboard, fast forward through the story bad. When he breaks into "redneck", it's especially bad. It's hard to focus on the story when the narration is so distracting.
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- Jolokia
- 02-02-21
Some were good...
Some of these stories were pretty good. A few were amazing. And a couple of them were so creepy, I just couldn’t finish! “Chiggers” made me squirm!!!!!
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- shawn bickford
- 11-17-19
Nonsensical stories and godawful narration
Firstly, this audiobook sounds like it was recorded in a portable toilet. HORRIBLE quality. The stories themsleves seem like they were runner's-up in a 6th grade short story contest. The narration is irritatingly nasally, and get ready for the worst southern accent by a British guy you've ever heard.
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