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Kelly Oxford
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By:
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Kelly Oxford
About this listen
Kelly Oxford is....
- A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for 6-year-olds
- Not the queen of the world
- An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
- The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
- A born salesman
- Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
- That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
- Totally an expert on strep throat
- Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
- A writer
- A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
- “Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” (Bea, age 4)
- Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
- “Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
- Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
- A terrible liar
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- Nicole
- 06-26-15
I love you, Kelly Oxford!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes! She's relateable and hilarious.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar?
Her beginnings as a teenage model. "You weren't ready for that, were you judges?"
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