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F--k, Now There Are Two of You

By: Adam Mansbach
Narrated by: Larry David
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Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the F--k to Sleep and You Have to F--king Eat - the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair of New York Times best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?

Parents - new, old, expectant, and grand - of multiple children already knew the answer. Author Adam Mansbach discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart. F--k, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about that new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F--k, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't let a child listen to it.

©2019 Adam Mansbach (P)2019 Dreamscape Media, LLC
Parenting & Families Siblings Witty Funny
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Great narration for a funny ass story. Awesome interpretation/ performance. Highly recommend this to kids and adults alike 😂. Let them kids know how we really feel.

good stuff. honest.

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I thought that this book was super cute! (For adults, of course) it was so silly and funny, that now I have just GOT to go and get all of the books written and performed by these talented men!

F—k, now I’ve got to get the other books!

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Twas wonderful and funny it is truly a good read. I highly recommend it to parents who just had their second child.

I loved it,

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Easy to read, simply amazing. Hilarious, recommended. Great voice , story, in general great narration.

Great title

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All 3 of the books in this series are amazing. Keep them coming. love the narrator choices

Another great story

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The author is good, but the narrator made it sound sad and cynical instead of ironic and funny. Not nearly as good as go the f--k to sleep narrated by Samuel L Jackson.

terrible choice of narrator

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Wasn’t worth the credit or 5 minutes spent on it. I would compare it to a lecture from a parent who regrets their children, and I can’t relate to that.

Waste of a credit

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love Larry David but should be clearly marked as 1 credit for a short poem. Feel cheated

meh

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Hate it. Not in the least bit funny or entertaining. This one has to go back.

Not at all

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The first book in the series, go the f**k to sleep was really amazing! But the last few books like this one and you have to f**king eat our not very good. I understand that they show parents struggles, but they’re just not as exciting and to me, they’re not as accurate. I will be deleting.

Do not recommend

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