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Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep.
Go the F--k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s profane, affectionate, and radically honest verses perfectly capture the familiar - and unspoken - tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, he opens up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations and laugh at their absurdity.
Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. Due to its explicit language, you probably should not play it for your children.
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©2011 Adam Mansbach. Cover Illustration © 2011 Ricardo Cortes. (P)2011 Audible, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- Sherry
- 06-16-11
If you've ever read a child to sleep - beautiful!
OMG. My son is 23 now, and I just played this for him ... can't wait until he has one of his own! I just about wet myself when Samuel got to the movie & popcorn bit ... can't believe how many times that actually happened. And, admit it or not, this is EXACTLY what goes thru your head while you're reading (and reading, and reading, and reading...) your child -- the f@%k to sleep. Couldn't have chosen better than Samuel Jackson! (Love you Sam!)This if f%$king BEAUTIFUL!
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- Customer
- 06-14-11
Dear Audible:
Thank you for being here for us. What a great freebie. I don't really have much left to say but will add this sentence to get to the minimum. How this turned my day around!
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- Stephanie
- 06-15-11
F**kin' hysterical!!
I don't have kids and was still LMAO listening to Samuel L. Jackson read this book! I bought a copy of the book for my sister who has two children and can't wait to share the audiobook with her. Mr. Mansbach, you're my hero. And, Mr. Jackson, no one could be more perfect to narrate this book. Well done, sir, well done.
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- Shawn
- 06-17-11
Why won't you go the f--k to sleep??
Absolutely hilarious book made even better by Samuel L. Jackson's patient yet frustration-ridden narration. My hat's off to Adam Mansbach for writing one of the funniest bedtime stories.
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- Tamara
- 06-21-11
Sheer Joy and Giggles
I can not express to you how this book makes me delightfully pee my pants
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- Jayson A Olson
- 06-22-11
Crude, rude, yet funny
I like the idea of a dramatic reading from Samuel Jackson, and the story is clever, short, and funny enough. I was chuckling and stifling a few out loud laughs and the pictures conjured up. A+ on creativity of the rhymes.
That being said, the first 30 seconds with Jackson talking about his own 'sleeping' experiences with his daughter added nothing to the read. This easily could have used a little ambient sound effects for a more dramatic flair. Lastly, while I understand the use of the 'f___' word is the schtick here, the author is a little too liberal with its use and maybe detracts a bit for me.
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- Kevin
- 07-27-19
Fantastic
This is the best bedtime story ever.... Samuel L. Jackson should get an Oscar for his performance.
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- G. Allen
- 08-03-14
This is what every parent WANTS to say
Would you listen to Go the F--k to Sleep again? Why?
Over and over and over! It's exactly what every parent wants to tell their child when trying to get them to sleep. It's hilarious.
What other book might you compare Go the F--k to Sleep to and why?
I can't think of another book that would even come close to comparing to Go the F--k to Sleep. It's in a class all by itself.
What about Samuel L. Jackson’s performance did you like?
It's Samuel L Jackson, what's not to like? He does such a fantastic job of portraying the desperation a parent feels in trying to get their kids to go to sleep. You know right away that he's been in this situation and understands what other parents feel.
If you could rename Go the F--k to Sleep, what would you call it?
A Parent's Bedtime Story
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Love it!!!
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- Sharon
- 06-17-11
I can't get mad at all the cussing...
...because this is awesome. And narrated by SAMUEL L. JACKSON, muthatrucker!! Great comedic timing in his narration, coupled with genuine parental angst.
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- Felipe
- 06-15-11
SLJ perfect for this narration.
Short, but sweet as f@&k. SLJ perfect narrator for this book. Now I don't think I'll be playing this anytime soon for my kids, but my wife will definatly get a kick out of it.
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