Failure Is Not NOT an Option
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Patrick Hinds
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Patrick Hinds
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Patrick Hinds has failed. A lot. In fact, he’s kind of an expert at it—which is why he’s uniquely qualified to say that failure is a good thing.
On paper, the chubby, poor, gay son of a lesbian who wrote pornographic letters to Jesus isn’t the person that you think of when you hear the word success. Yet Patrick Hinds has somehow managed to bungle his way through to become the successful cohost of True Crime Obsessed—a podcast with more than 200 million downloads.
Before that, though, he failed at many, many things. Patrick’s life is a series of fiascos, missteps, and just plain bad ideas. An eternal optimist, he’s always thrown himself into everything he’s done, even when he probably shouldn’t have. He devoted himself to becoming an actor even though he was terrible, started a daycare even though he hated kids, and somehow had a disastrous time with Bea Arthur...even though he couldn’t be gayer.
Both heartfelt and hilarious, Failure Is Not NOT an Option lets Patrick’s signature storytelling style shine—and it’s also the only book to bravely and definitively declare:
- Failing simply means that you tried (and if you try enough, eventually success will be an option, too).
- Ted Bundy is. Not. Hot.
By trying, and yes, failing at so many things, Patrick finally found his way—to a great career, a great husband, and a great family. Along the way, there were hurdles to jump, unexpected surprises, and no shortage of laughter. Failure is Not NOT an Option is a fun and outrageous listen that will raise you up—and provide a soft landing pad for the next time you fall.
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- Seven Practices to Make Your Marriage Better than Your Honeymoon
- By: Kevin Myers, Marcia Myers, Charles Wetzel - contributor
- Narrated by: Kevin Myers, Marcia Myers
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Nearly every marriage starts out happy, and if we're honest, nearly every marriage at some point becomes unhappy. Is there a solution? Kevin and Marcia Myers, married for 37 years through nearly every challenge a couple can face, emphatically say yes. Rooted in Scripture and contemporary insights from the Myers' marriage, as well as real stories from other couples, this revelatory book shows how any marriage can regain depth, meaning and, yes, happiness.
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Worth a Read for anyone at any point of your relationship
- By Jessica on 10-31-21
By: Kevin Myers, and others
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But You Seemed So Happy
- A Marriage, in Pieces and Bits
- By: Kimberly Harrington
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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In this tender, funny, and sharp companion to her acclaimed memoir-in-essays Amateur Hour, Kimberly Harrington explores and confronts marriage, divorce, and the ways love, loss, and longing shape a life.
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Contrived
- By BekkaLu on 10-06-23
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Master Mentors
- 30 Transformative Insights from Our Greatest Minds
- By: Scott Jeffrey Miller
- Narrated by: Scott Miller
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
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Mining the best and brightest revelations from Franklin Covey’s global podcast, On Leadership with Scott Miller, Scott personally introduces you to 30 Master Mentors, featuring the single most transformative insight from each of them.
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Name dropping, shallow content, false humility
- By Sandy McPherson on 09-13-21
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Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget
- How to Survive in Business and Life
- By: Margaret Josephs
- Narrated by: Margaret Josephs
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Margaret Josephs is a hustler. She’s a tough cookie. She speaks her mind. She never leaves the house without lipstick on. She’s also a devoted wife, mother, daughter, businesswoman, lifestyle expert, and fan-favorite star of the reality TV series The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Sounds pretty glamorous, right? Well, things are never exactly as they seem.
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Love “the Marge!”
- By katie grither on 04-22-21
By: Margaret Josephs
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Tired as F*ck
- Burnout at the Hands of Diet, Self-Help, and Hustle Culture
- By: Caroline Dooner
- Narrated by: Caroline Dooner
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Offering a frank and funny critique of the cultural forces that are driving us mad, Caroline Dooner examines how treating ourselves like never ending self-improvement projects is a recipe for burnout. We have become unknowingly complicit in perpetuating our own exhaustion because we are treating ourselves like machines. But even phones need to f--king recharge.
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Not as advertised
- By Lindsay on 04-06-22
By: Caroline Dooner
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Dialed In
- Do Your Best When It Matters Most
- By: Dr. Dana Sinclair
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong, Dr. Dana Sinclair
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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For more than twenty years, Dr. Dana has worked with the best of the best to improve results, from NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL teams to IndyCar drivers and Olympic athletes. She helps performers shift their focus and deliver optimal performance in high-pressure moments that define greatness. Her methods also work for students and teachers, business leaders and managers—anyone motivated to improve. Her approach is simple: figure out what gets in your way, develop actions to address it in the moment, and then stick to the plan. It’s not about how you feel, it’s about what you do!
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The Second Happy
- Seven Practices to Make Your Marriage Better than Your Honeymoon
- By: Kevin Myers, Marcia Myers, Charles Wetzel - contributor
- Narrated by: Kevin Myers, Marcia Myers
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Nearly every marriage starts out happy, and if we're honest, nearly every marriage at some point becomes unhappy. Is there a solution? Kevin and Marcia Myers, married for 37 years through nearly every challenge a couple can face, emphatically say yes. Rooted in Scripture and contemporary insights from the Myers' marriage, as well as real stories from other couples, this revelatory book shows how any marriage can regain depth, meaning and, yes, happiness.
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Worth a Read for anyone at any point of your relationship
- By Jessica on 10-31-21
By: Kevin Myers, and others
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But You Seemed So Happy
- A Marriage, in Pieces and Bits
- By: Kimberly Harrington
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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In this tender, funny, and sharp companion to her acclaimed memoir-in-essays Amateur Hour, Kimberly Harrington explores and confronts marriage, divorce, and the ways love, loss, and longing shape a life.
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Contrived
- By BekkaLu on 10-06-23
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Master Mentors
- 30 Transformative Insights from Our Greatest Minds
- By: Scott Jeffrey Miller
- Narrated by: Scott Miller
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Mining the best and brightest revelations from Franklin Covey’s global podcast, On Leadership with Scott Miller, Scott personally introduces you to 30 Master Mentors, featuring the single most transformative insight from each of them.
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Name dropping, shallow content, false humility
- By Sandy McPherson on 09-13-21
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Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget
- How to Survive in Business and Life
- By: Margaret Josephs
- Narrated by: Margaret Josephs
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Margaret Josephs is a hustler. She’s a tough cookie. She speaks her mind. She never leaves the house without lipstick on. She’s also a devoted wife, mother, daughter, businesswoman, lifestyle expert, and fan-favorite star of the reality TV series The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Sounds pretty glamorous, right? Well, things are never exactly as they seem.
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Love “the Marge!”
- By katie grither on 04-22-21
By: Margaret Josephs
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Tired as F*ck
- Burnout at the Hands of Diet, Self-Help, and Hustle Culture
- By: Caroline Dooner
- Narrated by: Caroline Dooner
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Offering a frank and funny critique of the cultural forces that are driving us mad, Caroline Dooner examines how treating ourselves like never ending self-improvement projects is a recipe for burnout. We have become unknowingly complicit in perpetuating our own exhaustion because we are treating ourselves like machines. But even phones need to f--king recharge.
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Not as advertised
- By Lindsay on 04-06-22
By: Caroline Dooner
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Dialed In
- Do Your Best When It Matters Most
- By: Dr. Dana Sinclair
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong, Dr. Dana Sinclair
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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For more than twenty years, Dr. Dana has worked with the best of the best to improve results, from NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL teams to IndyCar drivers and Olympic athletes. She helps performers shift their focus and deliver optimal performance in high-pressure moments that define greatness. Her methods also work for students and teachers, business leaders and managers—anyone motivated to improve. Her approach is simple: figure out what gets in your way, develop actions to address it in the moment, and then stick to the plan. It’s not about how you feel, it’s about what you do!
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It’s Never Too Late
- Make the Next Act of Your Life the Best Act of Your Life
- By: Kathie Lee Gifford, Dolly Parton
- Narrated by: Kathie Gifford, Dolly Parton
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
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A New York Times best seller! It’s never too late to unearth your hidden passions, rewrite your story, and live with a renewed purpose. Former Today show host Kathie Lee Gifford shares stories from her remarkable life in a beautiful reminder that God is still dreaming big for our years ahead.
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Just a story of her experiences. Nice but...
- By DaneMom on 12-17-20
By: Kathie Lee Gifford, and others
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Limitless
- The Power of Hope and Resilience to Overcome Circumstance
- By: Mallory Weggemann, Tiffany Yecke Brooks - contributor
- Narrated by: Mallory Weggemann
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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On January 21, 2008, a routine medical procedure left Mallory paralyzed from her waist down. Less than two years later, Mallory had broken eight world records, and by the 2012 Paralympic Games, she held fifteen world records and thirty-four American records. Two years after that, a devastating fall severely damaged her left arm. But despite all of the hardships that Mallory faced, she was sure about one thing: she refused to give up.
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Inspiring read
- By Mewmemphis on 04-25-21
By: Mallory Weggemann, and others
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Leveling Up
- 12 Questions to Elevate Your Personal and Professional Development
- By: Ryan Leak
- Narrated by: Ryan Leak
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Whether you're a leader of ten, a hundred, or many more, there's no one more important to lead than yourself. If you're not leading yourself, why would anyone else want to follow you? Ryan Leak speaks to thousands of leaders every year, and he has learned that the most successful people have taken ownership of their own development—and in order to realize your potential, you need to fully understand yourself.
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Ryan is a master in People!!
- By amy on 03-14-23
By: Ryan Leak
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The Money Hackers
- How a Group of Misfits Took on Wall Street and Changed Finance Forever
- By: Daniel P. Simon
- Narrated by: Jakob Lewis
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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Every day, businesses, investors, and consumers are grappling with the seismic changes technology has brought to the banking and finance industry. The Money Hackers is the dramatic story of fintech’s major players and explores how these disruptions are transforming even money itself.
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Quick tour, some context, lots of touts
- By Philo on 07-27-21
By: Daniel P. Simon
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Raising Kids for True Greatness
- Redefine Success for You and Your Child
- By: Tim Kimmel
- Narrated by: Josh Childs
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
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"If you aim your children at anything less than greatness, you'll set them up to miss the whole point of their lives," says author Tim Kimmel. In Raising Kids for True Greatness, Kimmel turns the definition of success on its head and guides you in preparing your child for a life that will easily eclipse the goals of those who are merely successful.
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Truly great book full of truly great wisdom
- By Tiffanie Marquez on 02-22-23
By: Tim Kimmel
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Happy Days
- By: Gabrielle Bernstein
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Bernstein
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
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What if you could wake up every day without anxiety? View your past with purpose, not regret? Live happy, peaceful, and free from fear? You can - and Gabrielle Bernstein will show you the way. Gabby has long been loved by her listeners as a spiritual teacher, motivational speaker, and catalyst for profound inner change. Her new book presents her most powerful teaching yet: a plan for transforming the pain of your past, whatever that may be, into newfound strength and freedom.
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Healing is privileged
- By Tina Clayton on 02-26-22
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Rookie Mistakes
- A Grown-Up's Field Guide for Getting Your Act Together
- By: Kelly Bandas
- Narrated by: Kelly Bandas
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
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Raised in a devoutly Catholic home, Kelly Bandas spent her entire childhood trying hard not to tick off “the man” or the Lord. And for the most part, she crushed it. But as she got older and began to navigate what it looked like to truly live in a world where gender roles, race, and politics weren’t always so black and white, Kelly realized that her former worldview was beginning to feel like that pair of Forever 21 jeans that used to glide effortlessly over her hips but now required a lot of stretching and acrobatic maneuvering to shimmy into place. And she’s not alone.
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Great read!
- By K. Movalson on 02-08-23
By: Kelly Bandas
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The Road to Roses
- Heartbreak, Hope, and Finding Strength When Life Doesn't Go as Planned
- By: Desiree Hartsock Siegfried, Autumn Krause
- Narrated by: Desiree Siegfried
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
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When Desiree joined the cast of Season 17 of The Bachelor, the world met a down-to-earth California girl looking for love. After watching her endure a painful rejection from Bachelor Sean Lowe, viewers cheered Desiree on as she became the next Bachelorette. Although audiences had a front row seat to Desiree's journey to find true love, what they couldn't see was how she deepened her faith along the way. For the first time, Desiree is ready to share an up-close-and-personal look at her experience starring on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
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Loved it!
- By Karrah on 10-06-21
By: Desiree Hartsock Siegfried, and others
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A Recipe for More
- Ingredients for a Life of Abundance and Ease
- By: Sara Elise
- Narrated by: Sara Elise
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
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In this expansive debut, A Recipe for More: Choosing a Life of Pleasure and Abundance, creative, host, and "pleasure doula" Sara Elise offers a profound and challenging inquiry into the forces that keep us in a state of survival and limitation and asks us to consider a new way to live. Sara Elise leaves us with what it means to be present to what’s unfolding around us and open to the change that is possible in that empty space.
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Just what I needed to hear
- By Jacob Thomas on 02-10-24
By: Sara Elise
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A Guide to Confident Living
- By: Dr. Norman Vincent Peale
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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A Guide to Confident Living shows you how to release your inner powers to achieve confidence and contentment. Using accessible language, Dr. Peale helps you find the way to new energy that will actually revitalize your life.
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Amazing book by one of my favorite authors
- By Edwards Enterprises on 06-12-24
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The Metaverse
- And How It Will Revolutionize Everything
- By: Matthew Ball
- Narrated by: Luis Moreno
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
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The term metaverse is suddenly everywhere, from debates over Fortnite to the pages of the New York Times to the speeches of Mark Zuckerberg, who proclaimed in June 2021 that “the overarching goal” of Facebook is to “bring the metaverse to life”. But what, exactly, is the metaverse? As pioneering theorist and venture capitalist Matthew Ball explains, it is the successor to the mobile internet that has defined the last two decades.
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Not a must read
- By Andrew on 08-09-22
By: Matthew Ball
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F--ked at 40
- Life Beyond Suburbia, Monogamy and Stretch Marks
- By: Tova Leigh
- Narrated by: Tova Leigh
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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Creator, mother, lover, and social media phenomenon Tova Leigh explores what the hell you are supposed to do when you find yourself living a life you don't remember signing up for. I was bored, angry, tired, and sad. I felt all alone yet I had nothing to complain about. I had a good job, a husband who wasn't shagging his assistant, three children who apart from being the occasional a**holes were pretty good kids; a house, a dog, and everything else we are told as little girls we should aspire to. But inside, I was growing restless.
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awesome
- By Amazon Customer on 10-09-20
By: Tova Leigh
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- Wade
- 09-28-23
Wonderful (as expected)!
I laughed. I cried. I was motivated.
Thank you Patrick for sharing your story with us.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-02-23
Amazing
I could listen to Patrick all the time! Great laughs and great stories. Can’t wait for your next book!
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- Julie S.
- 09-30-23
What a great listen!
A brutally honest, hilariously funny, ultimately human book. Patrick Hinds does not shy away from his most epic, embarrassing failures. Quite the contrary, in fact. His life philosophy is “What doesn’t kill you makes for a great story over cocktails.”
The overall message of this book is that failure just brings us one step closer to success, and if he can create a wonderful life out of some seriously excruciating missteps, there’s hope for all of us.
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- Jennifer Fowler
- 09-30-23
Hilarious!
Thanks for the laughs, it makes my life seems so boring! I will recommend to everyone I know.
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- Erika
- 09-28-23
so funny!
Soo good! loved it! It's essential reading / listening for a TCO fan! 10/10
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- Megan
- 09-28-23
Patrick is Perfect!
If you love PH you will love this book! He is funny and wonderful. My only complaint there is not enough screaming!
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- Devon L. Christensen
- 10-01-23
Perfect because it was read by the author
I loved this book. I have been a fan of Patrick Hinds' podcasts for years and feel I wouldn't have purchased the audio book if anyone else read it. Wonderful narration.
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- Raychel oxley
- 09-28-23
good listen
I enjoyed knowing more about your background, I love your podcasts. it was nice to see the backstory. I listened in one shift at work
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- David
- 09-27-23
Easy Listen!
I’ve listened to P & G’s podcast since 2021 and feel in love with them both. This book is very entertaining and I flew through it. It felt like story time at happy hour. Great job Patrick!
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-30-23
Perfection!
So glad I got the audio version. Patrick is pure gold on a mic. Loved everything about this memoir.
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