
Flop Dead Gorgeous
An Andy Carpenter Mystery
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Grover Gardner
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David Rosenfelt
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"Listening to Grover Gardner narrating a David Rosenfelt novel is like sliding into favorite slippers at the end of a long day: One feels the joyful gratification of a perfect fit."—AudioFile on Bark of Night
Lights, camera, action in bestselling author David Rosenfelt’s Flop Dead Gorgeous, as Andy Carpenter goes bicoastal to prove an old friend’s innocence.
Retired lawyer Andy Carpenter remembers every dog that’s come through the Tara Foundation’s doors, but the most well-known alum of the dog rescue organization that Andy founded in Paterson, New Jersey, may be Mamie. Adopted by famous actress Jenny Nichols—Andy’s high school girlfriend—the miniature French poodle is now practically a starlet in her own right.
Andy doesn’t hold it against his friend. In fact, he and his wife, Laurie, have dinner with Jenny while she’s in town filming her next big hit. But after an eventful meal, there’s a plot twist the next morning that none of them see coming: Jenny’s costar is found dead, a knife in his back. It’s not long before Jenny is arrested for the murder and finds herself in need of Andy’s legal services.
While Mamie becomes reacquainted with Tara, Andy’s golden retriever, Andy digs into the lives of the rich and famous.
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Critic reviews
“Witty, well-paced. . . a treat for fans. Rarely does a series this long-running still feel so fresh.”–Publishers Weekly
Great Andy Read
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Excellent as always
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Love this series …
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Another winner
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Very enjoyable
Great installment
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I am convinced David Rosenfelt is a hilariously dry, clever, witty, self-deprecating and fabulous person after plowing through every single one of his titles! I love the plots, story development & oddball characters along the way! You rock David!! Thanks so soo much for the hours of entertainment over the years! I am truly one of your biggest fans!!
PS: I’m a horse girl with welsh pembroke corgis - their HUGE personalities would be great in your next book!
Andy Carpenter scores another hit with Flop Dead Gorgeous!
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