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You’ve had a bad day before. We all have. But Marty is in a whole other level of shit. Literally.
Following a drunken night of sex with the office secretary, Marty’s guts are rebelling after his personal hangover remedy, nachos with jalapenos and hot sauce.
Marty has to go - and he’s got to get across the office to do so. Standing in his way are Nikki, the secretary from the night prior, Brad, the vape-enthusiast douche, and possibly even his boss. The office door is always open, after all.
Join Marty on his trek, like a vulgar Lord of the Rings. The distance may be shorter, but the stakes are just as high.
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YES!
- By Audrey on 03-10-19
By: Lilly Atlas
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Nina's Story
- Odium 0.5: The Dead Saga
- By: Claire C. Riley
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Nina wasn't always a bitch. But surviving an apocalypse has made her that way. It's the end of the world, and the dead have risen. Devastation reins and destruction lives. Mankind is holding on by bloody and desperate fingers. Death comes when you least expect it; in the quiet of the night or in the harsh light of day. It sneaks in and takes everyone and everything you ever loved, until you're left with nothing at all.
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Love Odium Series
- By Lisha Vecchiarelli on 04-09-20
By: Claire C. Riley
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Rocky River Bridge
- A Grower's War Prequel
- By: D. J. Molles
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 29 mins
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Two young boys set off for the Rocky River Bridge through their war-torn North Carolina hometown, both with something to prove - an adventure that will quickly teach them the realities of the raging world around them, in this prequel to DJ Molles' newest novel: The Purge of District 89.
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Molles In The High Castle
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-12-17
By: D. J. Molles
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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Braving the Elements
- The Darkness Series, Book Two
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Sasha has always known she was different, but now she also knows that the shadow men she’s seen all her life, are real. With a life goal of fitting in, Sasha hopes her strange abilities will finally make true friendship a possibility. Unfortunately, her magic doesn’t function like everyone else’s. What she thought would make her belong, sets her apart now more than ever. Stefan, all but promised to a different woman, has tried to keep his mind on his duties instead of the irresistible and free-spirited human.
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Love Stefan & Sasha
- By Madeleine East on 11-24-20
By: K.F. Breene
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The Truth About Lies
- By: Aly Martinez
- Narrated by: John Lane, Cynthia Farrell
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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From over a thousand miles away, I watched on the screen of my phone as two men murdered my wife. And I was helpless to save her. Consumed by hate and rage, I spent four years running from my memories - until a shattered woman gave me a reason to stop. Cora lived in a nightmare, but through sheer force of will, she’d turned it into something beautiful. She had a smile that could pierce the darkest soul. And with one glance, she shredded mine.
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SPECTACULAR.. EPIC.. TRAGIC.. BEAUTIFUL..10 ⭐️s
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-04-18
By: Aly Martinez
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City in Embers
- Collector Series, Book 1
- By: Stacey Marie Brown
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Zoey Daniels has been tossed from foster home to foster home, where she grows up fast and tough. When she is placed in her "last chance" home, she finds a reason to stay and turn her life around: her foster sister, Lexie, who is paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair. After high school, Zoey is hired by a special government agency, the Department of Molecular Genetics (DMG), where she meets the other reason to remain: Daniel, her coworker. The man she loves. But there is something unique about Zoey.
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a totally enthralling budding romance
- By Midwestbonsai on 12-30-16
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Willing Captive
- By: Belle Aurora
- Narrated by: Angela Starling, Alastair Haynesbridge
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Delilah "Lily" Flynn is used to her drab existence. Lily's been living it for twenty two years. Her boring life is suddenly turned on its head when she's rudely kidnapped from her bedroom. Or so she thinks. Nox Taylor is far too high up in his field to be assigned a babysitting job. There's nothing more he wants than to complete his mission so he can be rid of the smartass tomboy, Lily.
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MUCH MORE THAN I WAS EXPECTING & ADDICTIVE TOO
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 04-08-15
By: Belle Aurora
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Dirty Dom
- A Bad Boy Mafia Romance
- By: Willow Winters
- Narrated by: Samantha Prescott, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Dominic Valetti is only interested in two things: getting paid and getting laid. He's a bookie for the Valetti crime family, and he knows his shit. Dom's busy doing business, no time to dabble in social niceties. The women that chase after him wanting more than a dirty, hard f--k are only gonna get their hearts broken. That is, until Becca stumbles into his office to pay off her ex's debt. A hot brunette who's just as guarded as he is and has a body made for sin...and for him.
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Good story, hot Dom
- By AudieLover on 08-18-17
By: Willow Winters
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The Queen of Carnage
- Underestimated, Book 1
- By: Candice Wright
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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After getting tangled up in Carnage business, it isn’t long before I'm tangled up in their sheets. They see is my blonde hair and sweet smile, and they want to dirty me up a little. I'm a splash of pink within the leather-clad army, standing out like a tampon in a condom factory. But it’s not my fault they underestimated me. I might like girly things, but I’m much more likely to spray you with bullets then sprinkle you with glitter. I could just tell them they have me labeled all wrong...but where’s the fun in that?
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Great book!
- By desi on 08-21-21
By: Candice Wright
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Complicated Hearts
- Book 1 of the Complicated Hearts Duet
- By: Ashley Jade
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Mia Madison
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
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Breslin - I was in love with Asher Holden the moment I saw him. Then he hurt me. He wrecked me. He ruined me. I spent three years putting myself together - fixing what he broke. Asher - I finally know who I am. I own it, I embrace it...I'm no longer afraid. Landon - My life was all mapped out. I knew exactly what direction I was heading in. Then I meet her. And him. Now, my heart is split right down the middle.
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 05-08-18
By: Ashley Jade
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Unsteady
- By: Shey Stahl
- Narrated by: Max Lehnen, Lillian Claire
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
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Desperate to find a new mechanic, the last thing Reddington expects is a woman to show up, let alone one with a sinful body, sharp tongue, and the inability to just do her job and not give him lip. He can't deny he's hoping to catch a view of her bent over a hood, but there's not a chance in hell that's going to happen. As much as Red wants to take her for a test drive, he knows he needs to keep his priorities straight.
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Story was great!
- By Marie J on 10-06-16
By: Shey Stahl
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- Robert
- 01-18-19
Slimed my classic chinos
This is type of stuff you’d see on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim at 2am... 30, or so, minutes of the worst bowel movement ever. Instant cult classic, bad analogies and all.
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- Michelle H
- 01-11-20
Cracked me up!
This story gave a whole new meaning to a crappy day at work. Literally. Loved it!
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- Mary Karowski
- 01-04-20
Listen to it and share it with friends
Like potty humor? This is for you. Want to be grossed out? This is for you. As humans we have emotional Attachments, music, books, movies. They make us laugh, they make us cry, they creep us out, they scare us, etc. until I listened to this, I have never had a book or audiobook make me taste bile in the back
Of my throat and have to hold back a physical reaction to vomit 🤢. This is disgusting (wonderfully so)!!!! I couldn’t wait to let my sons listen to it and To watch their reaction! 🤣 so get it, listen to it and share it! I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher
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- PattyH
- 10-02-20
Horror?
This is listed as a horror, but it's the funniest audio book I've listened to. I really enjoyed Chris Miller's writing style and will def check out other books by him.
S.W. Salzman is one of my favorite narrator's. His narration is excellent.
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- Laura
- 01-08-20
Great Bathroom Humor!
I received this book for free. I am voluntarily posting this review and all opinions expressed herein are my own.
If you enjoy bathroom humor - this story is for you. I totally empathized with the main character as he tried to get to the bathroom and then the events in the bathroom but I was laughing out loud the whole time. The characters in the workplace - from the boss to the secretary to the colleagues - were picture perfect. I am still chuckling thinking about the story.
The narrator, S.W. Salzman, was great. He perfectly conveyed the angst in getting to the bathroom and events which followed. Really great!
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-18-20
do not read at work!!
This story is absolutely hysterical from beginning to end. so gross,so funny.,so dangerous while driving.
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- Natasja
- 12-10-18
Hilarious
Awesome story, gross, but awesome! Laughed the entire time. I didn't know what to expect when I started listening, but I must say, an uproariously funny listen! Thank you Chris.
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- Tina G.
- 01-06-20
The apocalypse of the sphincter...
Flushed by Chris Miller and narrated by S.W. Salzman is one hilarious short story. Recommend if you can handle adult language in a story we’ve all experienced at some point in our lives (and if you haven’t, your time will come…😈).
What’s it about? Marty regrets his food and one night stand choices from the night before. He and his coworkers suffer as a result.
The narrator, S.W. Salzman, did a brilliant job. Loved the e-cig sound effect (perfect).
“I stand there, rectum locked.”
Parental guidance/trigger warnings: swearing (a decent amount), talk about sex and drinking resulting in a one night stand with a coworker, “fat chick” and “fat b**ch” used once, maybe twice.
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- Jason
- 02-06-19
Hilarious. Well worth the listen!!!
Who has never had to take the craziest, worst shit of their life and realized that it was going to be somewhere that people will just know it was you. I could totally relate to the main character of this story. I laughed out loud at work and people were staring at me. This is a fun and quick listen for anyone looking for a great belly laugh!!!
Mr. Salzman handled the narration very well. Personally, I would not have been able to keep a straight face and not laugh. Very professional.
I requested a free review copy of this audiobook and I am leaving an honest and voluntary review.
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- NJMetal
- 11-17-20
Audio is the best way to consume this one
So this is a short story about office relationships and twisted bowels. Nothing to hide, its right there in the title. This is basically a gross-out story that aims for the heart. I'm glad I invested my time consuming this by audiobook than reading it. I would have been sorely disappointed to invest reading time into this one.
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