
I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
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Jason Pargin
About this listen
A standalone darkly humorous thriller set in modern America's age of anxiety, by New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin.
Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC.
But there are rules:
He cannot look inside the box.
He cannot ask questions.
He cannot tell anyone.
They must leave immediately.
He must leave all trackable devices behind.
As these eccentric misfits hit the road, rumors spread on social media that the box is part of a carefully orchestrated terror attack intended to plunge the USA into civil war.
The truth promises to be even stranger, and may change how you see the world.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
©2024 Jason Pargin (P)2024 Macmillan AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"Strident and timely, the dark humor of this wild standalone adventure from Pargin evokes satirists like Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams for a new age... It’s a raucous roller-coaster ride."—Publisher's Weekly
"A road trip through America that is equal parts hilarious and terrifying. Jason understands humanity better than most, and it’s inspiring that his diagnosis is ultimately optimistic."—Daniel O'Brien, Senior Writer, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
"I was hooked from the first page. If I'm honest, from the first sentence or two. Jason has a rare gift for delivering High Weirdness coated in a sticky layer of real life, deeply relatable shit that forces you to see yourself in whatever weirdo or maniac he introduces. It's a rare gift, but he's got a lot of those. You should read this book."—Robert Evans, Host of Behind the Bastards
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Amazing author, Perfect voice actor, SO DARK
- By Amanda on 01-16-20
By: Jackson Ford
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Fever House
- A Novel
- By: Keith Rosson
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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When leg-breaker Hutch Holtz rolls up to a rundown apartment complex in Portland, Oregon, to collect overdue drug money, a severed hand is the last thing he expects to find stashed in the client’s refrigerator. Hutch quickly realizes that the hand induces uncontrollable madness: Anyone in its proximity is overcome with a boundless compulsion for violence. Within hours, catastrophic forces are set into motion.
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Finished it - barely
- By Margaret Goldstein on 11-02-23
By: Keith Rosson
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You
- By: Austin Grossman
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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When Russell joins Black Arts games, brainchild of two visionary designers who were once his closest friends, he reunites with an eccentric crew of nerds hacking the frontiers of both technology and entertainment. In part, he's finally given up chasing the conventional path that has always seemed just out of reach. But mostly, he needs to know what happened to Simon, the strangest and most gifted friend he ever lost, who died under mysterious circumstances soon after Black Arts' breakout hit.
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YOU might want to try a different book
- By Tango on 05-06-13
By: Austin Grossman
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Hell Inc.
- Hell Inc Series, Book 1
- By: Dick Wybrow
- Narrated by: Philip Battley
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Raz Frewer just made a bet with the Devil. He needs a cure to save his dying wife, and Lucifer has it—a mystical lamp, but its pieces were scattered around the globe centuries earlier. If he can find them, he'll get his cure; if he can't, the Devil gets his soul.
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The fantastic humor and unique, endearing characters
- By W.C. on 03-31-25
By: Dick Wybrow
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Smoke City
- By: Keith Rosson
- Narrated by: Joshua Saxon
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Marvin Deitz has some serious problems. His mob-connected landlord is strong-arming him out of his storefront. His therapist has concerns about his stability. He's compelled to volunteer at the local Children's Hospital even though it breaks his heart every week. Oh, and he's also the guilt-ridden reincarnation of Geoffroy Thérage, the French executioner who lit Joan of Arc's pyre in 1431. He's just seen a woman on a Los Angeles talk show claiming to be Joan, and absolution seems closer than it's ever been . . . but how will he find her?
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Impressive Talent
- By Ramon on 03-30-25
By: Keith Rosson
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I Found Christmas Lights Slithering Up My Street
- I Found Horror
- By: Ben Farthing
- Narrated by: Aaron Camacho
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Something festive is growing in the sewer... After last year’s tragedy, Douglas’ parents are ignoring Christmas. But when Douglas finds an eerie strand of lights slithering through the sewer, he unwittingly unleashes merry terror upon his neighborhood’s tacky lights contest. String lights spread like invasive kudzu, turning festive decorations into surreal, predatory nightmares.
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The Color Out of Christmas
- By Christine on 03-25-25
By: Ben Farthing
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The Company Man
- By: Robert Jackson Bennett
- Narrated by: Richard Poe
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
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A trolley car pulls into the station. Four minutes before, the inhabitants were seen boarding at the previous station. All are dead. And all of them are union. The year is 1919. The McNaughton Corporation is the pinnacle of American industry. They built airships that cross the seas. Guns that won the Great War. And above all, the city of Evesden. But something is rotten at the heart of Evesden. Caught between the union and the company, between the police and the victims, Hayes must find the truth behind the city before it kills him.
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Steampunk Noir - Puts the Punk Back in Steampunk
- By Dave on 12-05-12
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all.
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- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
By: Jack Townsend
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Paranormal Real Estate
- Dirk Cooper, Book 1
- By: Matthew Howry
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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The problems in Dirk Cooper's life were ghosts, money and the Mob. The solution was real estate. Join notable hobo Dirk Cooper as he lies, cheats and steals his way through life, desperate to recover the things he lost during the housing crash of 2008. When he is approached by a wealthy and powerful man with haunted houses to sell, Dirk thinks his troubles are over. Things are not as they seemed, however, and soon he is caught up in a web of dark magic and danger the likes of which he has never encountered before.
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really refreshing, can't wait for more
- By riley on 05-13-22
By: Matthew Howry
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Vangie’s Ghosts
- By: Paul Di Filippo
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Three-year-old Vangie is mute and unresponsive. She shows no interest in the people or world around her, much to the frustration of her callous foster parents. Little do they know, Vangie is otherwise occupied observing “ghosts”—an infinite number of versions of herself, in an infinite number of parallel universes. When a tornado hits their trailer and Vangie is severely injured, she makes a desperate leap into another timeline where she survives the tornado, but her foster parents do not.
By: Paul Di Filippo
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When We Were Real
- By: Daryl Gregory
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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JP and Dulin have been the best of friends for decades. When JP finds out his cancer has aggressively returned, Dulin decides it’s the perfect time for one last adventure: a week-long bus tour of North America’s Impossibles, the physics-defying glitches and geographic miracles that started cropping up seven years earlier—right after the Announcement that revealed our world to be merely a digital simulacrum. The outing, courtesy of Canterbury Trails Tours, promises the trip of a (not completely real) lifetime in a (not completely deluxe) coach.
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Funny, sharp, delightful
- By ElectricStirrer on 04-09-25
By: Daryl Gregory
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The Nix
- A Novel
- By: Nathan Hill
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 21 hrs and 42 mins
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It’s 2011, and Samuel Andresen-Anderson—college professor, stalled writer—has a Nix of his own: his mother, Faye. He hasn’t seen her in decades, not since she abandoned the family when he was a boy. Now she’s re-appeared, having committed an absurd crime that electrifies the nightly news, beguiles the internet, and inflames a politically divided country. The media paints Faye as a radical hippie with a sordid past, but as far as Samuel knows, his mother was an ordinary girl who married her high-school sweetheart.
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Is There An Editor In The House??
- By Sara on 11-03-16
By: Nathan Hill
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- wolfman
- 09-25-24
Good writing, interesting take, disappointed with ending for me at least
I'm a huge fan of The John Dies series and I've expected a certain bit of cosmic horror from this offer along with dark humor or strange viewpoint. The writing is good but it's a bit mundane for my taste, if you're looking for a psychological thriller with mundane problems and the effect of overall socal panic then this is a good book.
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- De
- 10-14-24
If you like Chuck Palahniuk - this will be your favorite Jason Pargin book!
I adore Jason Pargin in his own right, but I really feel like he fell down a Palahniuk type hole with this one, and it totally works. It’s not as dystopian, as Palahniuk, but that’s because that’s just not Jason Pargin, but his concept was def out of CPs world.
If you love EITHER of these authors you will love this book. There are basically no true good or evil characters, just characters being human in a weird situation. It’s a great examination of modern society and how far off the rails it has all gotten, based entirely on misunderstandings between humans.
If you weren’t sure about this one since it doesn’t belong to a series, I’m begging you to give it a read/listen
Side note - Ari Fliakos did an amazing job, taking on the strong character traits of a number of these characters is a lot of vocal switching, but he was convincing. He really helped solidify the image of all of these characters in my mind’s eye.
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- Jared Ainsworth
- 10-11-24
Beautifully, Wonderfully Human
Pargin's deep understanding of the human condition has shone through his work since the Cracked days, and this book is the ultimate expression of that. It can be dark and cynical, but also empathetic and optimistic, it captures the breadth and depth of mankind in the digital age better than most media.
I firmly believe this book and the Zoey Ashe series should be required reading for people growing up in the internet age. I came away richer for the experience, and I can't praise it highly enough!
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- Abulia
- 10-08-24
Best narration I've ever heard
This book is fantastic. Don't even read the blurb, just buy it. You won't regret it.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-08-24
Best read in years
This is a masterpiece. Endlessly engaging, mercilessly satirical, and really thought-provoking. Wonderfully quirky and diverse cast of characters, too. Oh, and it did change how I look at the world.
btw, wish every character switch was coded as its own chapter
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- Anonymous User
- 10-07-24
Pargin does it again!
Another great story put forth by Jason Pargin! Full of all the funny, humorous satire and wacky situations that he has rewarded us with in previous books. A must read for fans!
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- Steven M.
- 10-17-24
Topical, wonderful, hilarious.
If you know Pargin, get this title. You'll dig it. It's worth a credit and stands on its own as a story.
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- Jen
- 10-09-24
Outstanding!!
Absolutely amazing read! I hope everyone reads it! lots of thought provoking moments that really make you self reflection on your own character
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- Georgia Shopper
- 10-17-24
Insightful AND fun!
As I've been reading Jason Pargin's novels, I've noticed an increasing tendency to include actual interesting facts woven in with all the madness. While I enjoy the madness, I've started looking forward to finding these nuggets of realworld info in each one. This book will definitely give you something to think about. I look at Reddit in a different way now (and really wish my username was skip_tutorial). So yes, this book is a crazy rollercoaster ride. You can expect the usual unexpected plot twists, violence, and laugh-outloud humor. No need for supernatural or extraterrestrial monsters here though. WE are the monsters. The cast is a different set of characters, which might be for the best. Give John and the gang a rest for one cycle. I'm sure we'll return to them soon enough.
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- andrew hilliard
- 10-18-24
FK
Franz Kafka would be proud. this salacious story of the cascading histaria that the internet can create
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