
I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
A Novel
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Narrated by:
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Ari Fliakos
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Jason Pargin
About this listen
A standalone darkly humorous thriller set in modern America's age of anxiety, by New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin.
Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC.
But there are rules:
He cannot look inside the box.
He cannot ask questions.
He cannot tell anyone.
They must leave immediately.
He must leave all trackable devices behind.
As these eccentric misfits hit the road, rumors spread on social media that the box is part of a carefully orchestrated terror attack intended to plunge the USA into civil war.
The truth promises to be even stranger, and may change how you see the world.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
©2024 Jason Pargin (P)2024 Macmillan AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"Strident and timely, the dark humor of this wild standalone adventure from Pargin evokes satirists like Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams for a new age... It’s a raucous roller-coaster ride."—Publisher's Weekly
"A road trip through America that is equal parts hilarious and terrifying. Jason understands humanity better than most, and it’s inspiring that his diagnosis is ultimately optimistic."—Daniel O'Brien, Senior Writer, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
"I was hooked from the first page. If I'm honest, from the first sentence or two. Jason has a rare gift for delivering High Weirdness coated in a sticky layer of real life, deeply relatable shit that forces you to see yourself in whatever weirdo or maniac he introduces. It's a rare gift, but he's got a lot of those. You should read this book."—Robert Evans, Host of Behind the Bastards
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For Teagan Frost, s--t just got real. Teagan Frost is having a hard time keeping it together. Sure, she's got telekinetic powers - a skill that the government is all too happy to make use of, sending her on secret break-in missions that no ordinary human could carry out. But all she really wants to do is kick back, have a beer, and pretend she's normal for once. But then a body turns up at the site of her last job - murdered in a way that only someone like Teagan could have pulled off. She's got 24 hours to clear her name - and it's not just her life at stake.
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a great title lead to a great book
- By Fox on 03-02-21
By: Jackson Ford
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Hell Inc.
- Hell Inc Series, Book 1
- By: Dick Wybrow
- Narrated by: Philip Battley
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Raz Frewer just made a bet with the Devil. He needs a cure to save his dying wife, and Lucifer has it—a mystical lamp, but its pieces were scattered around the globe centuries earlier. If he can find them, he'll get his cure; if he can't, the Devil gets his soul.
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The fantastic humor and unique, endearing characters
- By W.C. on 03-31-25
By: Dick Wybrow
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You
- By: Austin Grossman
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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When Russell joins Black Arts games, brainchild of two visionary designers who were once his closest friends, he reunites with an eccentric crew of nerds hacking the frontiers of both technology and entertainment. In part, he's finally given up chasing the conventional path that has always seemed just out of reach. But mostly, he needs to know what happened to Simon, the strangest and most gifted friend he ever lost, who died under mysterious circumstances soon after Black Arts' breakout hit.
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YOU might want to try a different book
- By Tango on 05-06-13
By: Austin Grossman
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Paranormal Real Estate
- Dirk Cooper, Book 1
- By: Matthew Howry
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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The problems in Dirk Cooper's life were ghosts, money and the Mob. The solution was real estate. Join notable hobo Dirk Cooper as he lies, cheats and steals his way through life, desperate to recover the things he lost during the housing crash of 2008. When he is approached by a wealthy and powerful man with haunted houses to sell, Dirk thinks his troubles are over. Things are not as they seemed, however, and soon he is caught up in a web of dark magic and danger the likes of which he has never encountered before.
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really refreshing, can't wait for more
- By riley on 05-13-22
By: Matthew Howry
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all.
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- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
By: Jack Townsend
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Vangie’s Ghosts
- By: Paul Di Filippo
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Three-year-old Vangie is mute and unresponsive. She shows no interest in the people or world around her, much to the frustration of her callous foster parents. Little do they know, Vangie is otherwise occupied observing “ghosts”—an infinite number of versions of herself, in an infinite number of parallel universes. When a tornado hits their trailer and Vangie is severely injured, she makes a desperate leap into another timeline where she survives the tornado, but her foster parents do not.
By: Paul Di Filippo
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An Honest Living
- A Novel
- By: Dwyer Murphy
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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After leaving behind the comforts and the shackles of a prestigious law firm, a restless attorney makes ends meet in mid-2000s Brooklyn by picking up odd jobs from a colorful assortment of clients. When a mysterious woman named Anna Reddick turns up at his apartment with ten thousand dollars in cash and asks him to track down her missing husband Newton, a bookseller, he trusts it will be a quick and easy case. But when the real Anna Reddick—a magnetic but unpredictable literary prodigy—lands on his doorstep with a few bones to pick, he finds himself out of his depth.
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A thoroughly enjoyable listen
- By Owlet on 07-30-22
By: Dwyer Murphy
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The Blueprint
- A Novel
- By: Rae Giana Rashad
- Narrated by: Joniece Abbott-Pratt
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Solenne Bonet lives in Texas where choice no longer exists. An algorithm determines a Black woman’s occupation, spouse, and residence. Solenne finds solace in penning the biography of Henriette, an ancestor who’d been an enslaved concubine to a wealthy planter in 1800s Louisiana. But history repeats itself when Solenne, lonely and naïve, finds herself entangled with Bastien Martin, a high-ranking government official. Solenne finds the psychological bond unbearable, so she considers alternatives. With Henriette as her guide, she must decide whether and how to leave behind all she knows.
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Wow
- By Amazon Customer on 03-28-25
By: Rae Giana Rashad
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Fever House
- A Novel
- By: Keith Rosson
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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When leg-breaker Hutch Holtz rolls up to a rundown apartment complex in Portland, Oregon, to collect overdue drug money, a severed hand is the last thing he expects to find stashed in the client’s refrigerator. Hutch quickly realizes that the hand induces uncontrollable madness: Anyone in its proximity is overcome with a boundless compulsion for violence. Within hours, catastrophic forces are set into motion.
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Bad narration.
- By Amazon User on 09-10-23
By: Keith Rosson
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Anomaly Flats
- By: Clayton Smith
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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Somewhere just off the interstate, in the heart of the American Midwest, there's a quaint, quirky town where the stars in the sky circle a hypnotic void...where magnetic fields play havoc with time and perception...where metallic rain and plasma rivers and tentacles in the plumbing are simply part of the unsettling charm.
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It was ok.
- By Kimble Wicker on 04-27-20
By: Clayton Smith
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Bubba the Monster Hunter: Books 1-3
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 37 hrs and 55 mins
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Robert "Bubba" Brabham never wanted to hunt monsters. He mostly wanted to drink beer, hunt deer, and chase women, like every other giant redneck in the world. But life interfered, and Bubba found himself holster-deep in the family business: monster hunting. Now he's the Southeastern Regional Hunter for the Holy Roman Catholic Church...Bubba has to save the world from the things that go bump in the night! Just as soon as he's done with his beer. And maybe after one more lap dance.
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This is not Bubba Shackelford
- By SamR on 08-06-19
By: John G. Hartness
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The Nix
- A Novel
- By: Nathan Hill
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 21 hrs and 42 mins
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It’s 2011, and Samuel Andresen-Anderson—college professor, stalled writer—has a Nix of his own: his mother, Faye. He hasn’t seen her in decades, not since she abandoned the family when he was a boy. Now she’s re-appeared, having committed an absurd crime that electrifies the nightly news, beguiles the internet, and inflames a politically divided country. The media paints Faye as a radical hippie with a sordid past, but as far as Samuel knows, his mother was an ordinary girl who married her high-school sweetheart.
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Is There An Editor In The House??
- By Sara on 11-03-16
By: Nathan Hill
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Exit Black
- By: Joe Pitkin
- Narrated by: Carolina Hoyos
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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Imperium is the most expensive structure ever created. Once an orbiting laboratory, it is now a space hotel for the fantastically wealthy. But as the station preps for its first group of space tourists, Dr. Chloe Bonilla, Imperium’s resident biophysicist, finds herself questioning whether babysitting a passel of space glampers is worth the distraction from her research.
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Strong female protagonist: Cloe
- By Mark L. Berry on 03-02-24
By: Joe Pitkin
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- wolfman
- 09-25-24
Good writing, interesting take, disappointed with ending for me at least
I'm a huge fan of The John Dies series and I've expected a certain bit of cosmic horror from this offer along with dark humor or strange viewpoint. The writing is good but it's a bit mundane for my taste, if you're looking for a psychological thriller with mundane problems and the effect of overall socal panic then this is a good book.
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- De
- 10-14-24
If you like Chuck Palahniuk - this will be your favorite Jason Pargin book!
I adore Jason Pargin in his own right, but I really feel like he fell down a Palahniuk type hole with this one, and it totally works. It’s not as dystopian, as Palahniuk, but that’s because that’s just not Jason Pargin, but his concept was def out of CPs world.
If you love EITHER of these authors you will love this book. There are basically no true good or evil characters, just characters being human in a weird situation. It’s a great examination of modern society and how far off the rails it has all gotten, based entirely on misunderstandings between humans.
If you weren’t sure about this one since it doesn’t belong to a series, I’m begging you to give it a read/listen
Side note - Ari Fliakos did an amazing job, taking on the strong character traits of a number of these characters is a lot of vocal switching, but he was convincing. He really helped solidify the image of all of these characters in my mind’s eye.
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- Jared Ainsworth
- 10-11-24
Beautifully, Wonderfully Human
Pargin's deep understanding of the human condition has shone through his work since the Cracked days, and this book is the ultimate expression of that. It can be dark and cynical, but also empathetic and optimistic, it captures the breadth and depth of mankind in the digital age better than most media.
I firmly believe this book and the Zoey Ashe series should be required reading for people growing up in the internet age. I came away richer for the experience, and I can't praise it highly enough!
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- Abulia
- 10-08-24
Best narration I've ever heard
This book is fantastic. Don't even read the blurb, just buy it. You won't regret it.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-08-24
Best read in years
This is a masterpiece. Endlessly engaging, mercilessly satirical, and really thought-provoking. Wonderfully quirky and diverse cast of characters, too. Oh, and it did change how I look at the world.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-07-24
Pargin does it again!
Another great story put forth by Jason Pargin! Full of all the funny, humorous satire and wacky situations that he has rewarded us with in previous books. A must read for fans!
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- Steven M.
- 10-17-24
Topical, wonderful, hilarious.
If you know Pargin, get this title. You'll dig it. It's worth a credit and stands on its own as a story.
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- Jen
- 10-09-24
Outstanding!!
Absolutely amazing read! I hope everyone reads it! lots of thought provoking moments that really make you self reflection on your own character
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- Georgia Shopper
- 10-17-24
Insightful AND fun!
As I've been reading Jason Pargin's novels, I've noticed an increasing tendency to include actual interesting facts woven in with all the madness. While I enjoy the madness, I've started looking forward to finding these nuggets of realworld info in each one. This book will definitely give you something to think about. I look at Reddit in a different way now (and really wish my username was skip_tutorial). So yes, this book is a crazy rollercoaster ride. You can expect the usual unexpected plot twists, violence, and laugh-outloud humor. No need for supernatural or extraterrestrial monsters here though. WE are the monsters. The cast is a different set of characters, which might be for the best. Give John and the gang a rest for one cycle. I'm sure we'll return to them soon enough.
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- andrew hilliard
- 10-18-24
FK
Franz Kafka would be proud. this salacious story of the cascading histaria that the internet can create
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