-
GRANDMA?
- Attack of the Geriatric Zombies!
- Narrated by: Bob Walkenhorst
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's summary
Randall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods.
Then everything went horribly wrong.
Join 15-year-old Randall, and his younger brother Josh, as they fight for their lives on the eve of an elderly undead apocalypse.
GRANDMA? - The Complete Novel
She won't bake you cookies...
Forget everything you know about zombies. But that's probably impossible, because you know a lot. So maybe just put aside your preconceptions, because this living dead epic will make you remember why you fell in love with this genre in the first place. Part scary, part funny, this is a living dead armageddon like you've never seen before.
Talon Konrath recently graduated high school. He's been working non-stop on GRANDMA? for three years.
J.A. Konrath is his father. He's sold more than three million books worldwide.
Together they're going to take you on the ride of your life.
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
The List
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Benjamin L. Darcie
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They are ten strangers with one thing in common: A mysterious tattoo on the bottom of their feet. None of them know how it got there or what it means. One of them is a homicide cop who’s determined to find out. All of them are marked for death - because they’re next on...The List. The explosive thriller from bestselling author J.A. Konrath, The List takes you deep inside a top-secret techno-conspiracy that’s too shocking to comprehend, too insidious to detect, and far too powerful to stop....
-
-
Better than expected
- By Sammie on 07-19-19
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Whiskey Sour
- Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels Mysteries, Book 1
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Susie Breck, Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels is having a bad week. Her live-in boyfriend has left her for his personal trainer, chronic insomnia has caused her to max out her credit cards with late-night home shopping purchases, and a frightening killer who calls himself "The Gingerbread Man" is dumping mutilated bodies in her district.
-
-
Like the book but GRAPHIC details
- By Kari on 10-31-09
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Origin
- A Thriller
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When linguist Andrew Dennison is yanked from his bed by the Secret Service and taken to a top secret facility in the desert, he has no idea he's been brought there to translate the words of an ancient demon. He joins pretty but cold veterinarian Sun Jones, eccentric molecular biologist Dr. Frank Belgium, and a hodge-podge of religious, military, and science personnel to try and figure out if the creature is, indeed, Satan. But things quickly go bad, and very soon Andy isn't just fighting for his life, but the lives of everyone on earth…
-
-
Making My Beelzebubble Burst
- By Carol on 01-01-14
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Demonic
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Corey is falling in love with his co-worker Quinn. This is a problem. Not only because Quinn is married, but because her husband is a serial killer known as the Toledo Trasher, who has been forcing her to participate in his savage crimes.
-
-
Demonic
- By Rachel on 06-16-23
By: Jeff Strand
-
Babe on Board
- A Harry McGlade/Jack Daniels Mystery
- By: J. A. Konrath, Ann Voss Peterson
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Private detective Harry McGlade is on the prowl, looking for a one-night stand. Or, in McGlade's case, a five-minute stand. When he finds a sexy lady at his local bar, he thinks he has a chance with her. But she isn't alone. There's a guy with her. A guy with a gun whom she's desperately trying to get away from. When the local mafia becomes involved with McGlade's tryst, things start going bad.
-
-
WOMEN CAN HAVE ORGASMS?
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-14-16
By: J. A. Konrath, and others
-
Killers Uncut
- By: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath, Blake Crouch
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor, Angela Dawe
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This is the infamous follow-up to Serial Uncut, featuring 21 different serial killers. For everyone who thinks the bad guys are so much more fun to read than the good guys, we’ve written a novel just for you. In the annuls of modern thriller fiction, the villains always steal the show. We love to read and watch great villains. In many cases, they’re the best, most entertaining parts of our books, so it only made sense to write a book featuring every major villain we’ve ever written.
-
-
Horrific, perverted and GRAPHIC
- By Dillon77 on 09-12-14
By: Jack Kilborn, and others
-
The List
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Benjamin L. Darcie
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They are ten strangers with one thing in common: A mysterious tattoo on the bottom of their feet. None of them know how it got there or what it means. One of them is a homicide cop who’s determined to find out. All of them are marked for death - because they’re next on...The List. The explosive thriller from bestselling author J.A. Konrath, The List takes you deep inside a top-secret techno-conspiracy that’s too shocking to comprehend, too insidious to detect, and far too powerful to stop....
-
-
Better than expected
- By Sammie on 07-19-19
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Whiskey Sour
- Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels Mysteries, Book 1
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Susie Breck, Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels is having a bad week. Her live-in boyfriend has left her for his personal trainer, chronic insomnia has caused her to max out her credit cards with late-night home shopping purchases, and a frightening killer who calls himself "The Gingerbread Man" is dumping mutilated bodies in her district.
-
-
Like the book but GRAPHIC details
- By Kari on 10-31-09
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Origin
- A Thriller
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When linguist Andrew Dennison is yanked from his bed by the Secret Service and taken to a top secret facility in the desert, he has no idea he's been brought there to translate the words of an ancient demon. He joins pretty but cold veterinarian Sun Jones, eccentric molecular biologist Dr. Frank Belgium, and a hodge-podge of religious, military, and science personnel to try and figure out if the creature is, indeed, Satan. But things quickly go bad, and very soon Andy isn't just fighting for his life, but the lives of everyone on earth…
-
-
Making My Beelzebubble Burst
- By Carol on 01-01-14
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Demonic
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Corey is falling in love with his co-worker Quinn. This is a problem. Not only because Quinn is married, but because her husband is a serial killer known as the Toledo Trasher, who has been forcing her to participate in his savage crimes.
-
-
Demonic
- By Rachel on 06-16-23
By: Jeff Strand
-
Babe on Board
- A Harry McGlade/Jack Daniels Mystery
- By: J. A. Konrath, Ann Voss Peterson
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Private detective Harry McGlade is on the prowl, looking for a one-night stand. Or, in McGlade's case, a five-minute stand. When he finds a sexy lady at his local bar, he thinks he has a chance with her. But she isn't alone. There's a guy with her. A guy with a gun whom she's desperately trying to get away from. When the local mafia becomes involved with McGlade's tryst, things start going bad.
-
-
WOMEN CAN HAVE ORGASMS?
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-14-16
By: J. A. Konrath, and others
-
Killers Uncut
- By: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath, Blake Crouch
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor, Angela Dawe
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This is the infamous follow-up to Serial Uncut, featuring 21 different serial killers. For everyone who thinks the bad guys are so much more fun to read than the good guys, we’ve written a novel just for you. In the annuls of modern thriller fiction, the villains always steal the show. We love to read and watch great villains. In many cases, they’re the best, most entertaining parts of our books, so it only made sense to write a book featuring every major villain we’ve ever written.
-
-
Horrific, perverted and GRAPHIC
- By Dillon77 on 09-12-14
By: Jack Kilborn, and others
-
Bloody Mary
- Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels Mysteries, Book 2
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Dick Hill, Susie Breck
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Start with a tough but vulnerable Chicago cop. Stir in a psychopath with a unique mental condition that programs him to kill. Add a hyperactive cat, an ailing mother, a jealous boyfriend, a high-maintenance ex-husband, and a partner in the throes of a mid-life crisis. Mix with equal parts humor and suspense, and enjoy Bloody Mary. When Jack receives a report of an excess of body parts appearing at the Cook County Morgue, she hopes it’s only a miscount. It’s not. Even worse, these extra limbs seem to be accessorized with Jack’s handcuffs.
-
-
GREAT
- By JEAN on 03-16-10
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Draculas
- A Novel of Terror
- By: F. Paul Wilson, Blake Crouch, Jack Kilborn, and others
- Narrated by: Eric Dawe
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mortimer Moorecook, retired Wall Street raider, avid collector, is losing his fight against cancer. With weeks to live, a package arrives at the door of his hillside mansion—an artifact he paid millions for…a hominoid skull with elongated teeth, discovered in a farmer's field in the Romanian countryside. With Shanna, his beautiful research assistant looking on, he sinks the skull's razor sharp fangs into his neck, and immediately goes into convulsions.
-
-
THIS HAD A GUN SHOW BEAT TO SHIT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-24-17
By: F. Paul Wilson, and others
-
Infinite
- By: Jeremy Robinson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Galahad, a faster-than-light spacecraft, carries 50 scientists and engineers on a mission to prepare Kepler 452b, Earth's nearest habitable neighbor at 1400 light years away. With Earth no longer habitable and the Mars colony slowly failing, they are humanity's best hope. After 10 years in a failed cryogenic bed - body asleep, mind awake - William Chanokh's torture comes to an end as the fog clears, the hatch opens, and his friend and fellow hacker, Tom, greets him...by stabbing a screwdriver into his heart. This is the first time William dies.
-
-
a rather complex science fiction story
- By Midwestbonsai on 12-26-17
By: Jeremy Robinson
-
The Gravedigger
- An Extreme-Horror Story
- By: Wade H. Garrett
- Narrated by: Drew Blood
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When 12-year-old Brandon Walker’s family is brutally murdered and the ruthless perpetrators escape prosecution, Brandon turns to the local gravedigger for justice. Shadowed by a cloud of mystery and local folklore, the gravedigger unleashes the most violent and horrific acts of retribution upon the guilty. Unbeknownst to Brandon, a naïve adolescent, his quest for justice opens a gateway to Hell for the condemned.
-
-
The gore but the ending as a dad made me smile.
- By Anonymous User on 08-29-24
By: Wade H. Garrett
-
The Slob
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband, Daniel, are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away.
-
-
I don't know why this was written.
- By Amazon Customer on 04-17-22
By: Aron Beauregard
-
The Last Survivors
- A Dystopian Society in a Post Apocalyptic World
- By: Bobby Adair, T.W. Piperbrook
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Survival in Man’s Second Dark Age...Three hundred years after the fall of society, the last fragments of civilization are clinging to life, living in the ruins of the ancient cities in nearly-medieval conditions. Technology has been reduced to legend, monsters roam the forests, and fear reigns supreme. But that is just the beginning...The wind-borne spores are spreading, disfiguring men and twisting their minds, turning them into creatures that threaten to destroy the townships.
-
-
Unique – enteraining – easy listening
- By As happy as a monkey with two bananas in his hands on 11-28-14
By: Bobby Adair, and others
-
Kill Creek
- By: Scott Thomas
- Narrated by: Bernard Setaro Clark
- Length: 15 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When best-selling horror author Sam McGarver is invited to spend Halloween night in one of the country's most infamous haunted houses, he reluctantly agrees. At least he won't be alone; joining him are three other masters of the macabre, writers who have helped shape modern horror. But what begins as a simple publicity stunt will become a fight for survival. The entity they have awakened will follow them, torment them, threatening to make them a part of the bloody legacy of Kill Creek.
-
-
UNUSUAL PREMISE, COULDN'T STOP LISTENING
- By Linda Likes to Learn on 12-02-17
By: Scott Thomas
-
The Twisted Ones
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Mouse’s dad asks her to clean out her dead grandmother's house, she says yes. After all, how bad could it be? Answer: pretty bad. Grandma was a hoarder, and her house is stuffed with useless rubbish. That would be horrific enough, but there’s more - Mouse stumbles across her step-grandfather’s journal, which at first seems to be filled with nonsensical rants...until Mouse encounters some of the terrifying things he described for herself.
-
-
Thoughtful build to a chilling, exhilarating finale. Also, the dog lives.
- By selkie86 on 12-29-19
By: T. Kingfisher
-
Devil's Creek
- By: Todd Keisling
- Narrated by: Danny Campbell
- Length: 15 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
About 15 miles west of Stauford, Kentucky, lies Devil's Creek. According to local legend, there used to be a church out there, home to the Lord's Church of Holy Voices - a death cult where Jacob Masters preached the gospel of a nameless god. And like most legends, there's truth buried among the roots and bones.
-
-
Cults, Monsters, Small-town Weirdoes and their Persecutors... it's Perfect
- By Aaron AuBuchon on 02-09-24
By: Todd Keisling
-
Arcadian Genesis
- By: Greig Beck
- Narrated by: Sean Mangan
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Alex Hunter - in the mission that turned him from a normal man into the weapon known as the Arcadian - and the elite team of soldiers known as the Hotzone All-Forces Warfare Commandos must enter a hostile country to rescue a defected Chechen researcher from the centre of a country at war. But the HAWCs are not the only ones looking for the rogue scientist and the mysterious package he carries with him. A brutal and relentless killer and his death squad are on the trail, too - and they bring a savagery with them that Hunter and his team have never witnessed before in modern warfare.
-
-
Not bad, but not great
- By Michael on 02-27-22
By: Greig Beck
-
The Troop
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Corey Brill
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Once every year, Scoutmaster Tim Riggs leads a troop of boys into the Canadian wilderness for a weekend camping trip - a tradition as comforting and reliable as a good ghost story around a roaring bonfre. The boys are a tight-knit crew. There’s Kent, one of the most popular kids in school; Ephraim and Max, also well-liked and easygoing; then there’s Newt the nerd and Shelley the odd duck. For the most part, they all get along and are happy to be there - which makes Scoutmaster Tim’s job a little easier.
-
-
Seriously Messed Up Gruesome Horror
- By Kim Venatries on 03-13-14
By: Nick Cutter
-
Old Country
- By: Matt Query, Harrison Query
- Narrated by: Juliette Goglia, Kiff VandenHeuvel
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It’s the house of their dreams. Former marine Harry and his wife, Sasha, have packed up their life and their golden retriever, Dash, and fled the corporate rat race to live off the land in rural Idaho. Their breathtaking new home sits on more than forty acres of meadow, aspen trees, and pine forest in the Teton Valley. Even if their friends and family think it’s a strange choice for an up-and-coming pair of urban professionals, Harry and Sasha couldn’t be happier about the future they’re building, all by their lonesome.
-
-
I really liked it!
- By Kasey on 04-22-23
By: Matt Query, and others
Related to this topic
-
The List
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Benjamin L. Darcie
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They are ten strangers with one thing in common: A mysterious tattoo on the bottom of their feet. None of them know how it got there or what it means. One of them is a homicide cop who’s determined to find out. All of them are marked for death - because they’re next on...The List. The explosive thriller from bestselling author J.A. Konrath, The List takes you deep inside a top-secret techno-conspiracy that’s too shocking to comprehend, too insidious to detect, and far too powerful to stop....
-
-
Better than expected
- By Sammie on 07-19-19
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Horror Stories
- Twenty-Six Scary Tales
- By: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This collection features a menagerie of horror stories. Some are scary. Some are disturbing. Some are funny. Meet werewolves, vampires, zombies, psychopaths, aliens, cannibals, ghosts, and various things that go bump in the night. Previously published in dozens of anthologies and magazines, some of these tales are mild, but some are extreme. Let the reader beware...
-
-
IS A PIECE OF A@@, WORTH PRISON?, HELL YA!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-10-16
By: Jack Kilborn, and others
-
Gone
- Gone Series, Book 1
- By: Michael Grant
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the blink of an eye, everyone disappears. Gone. Except for the young. There are teens, but not one single adult. Just as suddenly, there are no phones, no Internet, no television. No way to get help. And no way to figure out what's happened. Hunger threatens. Bullies rule. A sinister creature lurks. Animals are mutating. And the teens themselves are changing, developing new talents - unimaginable, dangerous, deadly powers - that grow stronger by the day. It's a terrifying new world.
-
-
Please rerelease this book w new narration
- By Kim on 02-12-17
By: Michael Grant
-
The Apocalypse Boxed Set Novels 1-3
- The Undead World Series
- By: Peter Meredith
- Narrated by: Basil Sands
- Length: 42 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Greed, terrorism, and simple bad luck conspire to bring mankind to its knees as a viral infection spreads out of control, reducing those infected to undead horrors that feed upon the rest. It's a time of misery and death for most, however there are some who are lucky, some who are ruthless, and some who are just too damned tough to go down without a fight. This is their story.
-
-
Worst writing and VO in HISTORY
- By kd on 11-25-20
By: Peter Meredith
-
Allison Hewitt Is Trapped
- A Zombie Novel
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One woman's story as she blogs about - and fights back against - the zombie apocalypse.
Allison Hewitt and her five colleagues at the Brooks and Peabody Bookstore are trapped together when the zombie outbreak hits. Allison reaches out for help through her blog, writing on her laptop. It may also be her only chance to reach her mother. But as the reality of their situation sinks in, Allison's blog becomes a harrowing account of her edge-of-the-seat adventures.
-
-
lots of potential but disappointing
- By Linda B on 04-29-11
By: Madeleine Roux
-
The Dead Cat Bounce
- By: Sarah Graves
- Narrated by: Lindsay Ellison
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Since she bought her rambling fixer-upper of a house, Jacobia Tiptree has gotten used to finding things broken. But her latest problem isn't so easily repaired. Along with the rotting floor joists and sagging support beams, there's the little matter of the dead man in Jake's storeroom, an ice pick planted firmly in his cranium. Jake's unknown guest turns out to be local boy turned billionaire Threnody McIlwaine.
-
-
too slow of a story...
- By Annette on 03-13-18
By: Sarah Graves
-
The List
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Benjamin L. Darcie
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They are ten strangers with one thing in common: A mysterious tattoo on the bottom of their feet. None of them know how it got there or what it means. One of them is a homicide cop who’s determined to find out. All of them are marked for death - because they’re next on...The List. The explosive thriller from bestselling author J.A. Konrath, The List takes you deep inside a top-secret techno-conspiracy that’s too shocking to comprehend, too insidious to detect, and far too powerful to stop....
-
-
Better than expected
- By Sammie on 07-19-19
By: J. A. Konrath
-
Horror Stories
- Twenty-Six Scary Tales
- By: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This collection features a menagerie of horror stories. Some are scary. Some are disturbing. Some are funny. Meet werewolves, vampires, zombies, psychopaths, aliens, cannibals, ghosts, and various things that go bump in the night. Previously published in dozens of anthologies and magazines, some of these tales are mild, but some are extreme. Let the reader beware...
-
-
IS A PIECE OF A@@, WORTH PRISON?, HELL YA!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-10-16
By: Jack Kilborn, and others
-
Gone
- Gone Series, Book 1
- By: Michael Grant
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the blink of an eye, everyone disappears. Gone. Except for the young. There are teens, but not one single adult. Just as suddenly, there are no phones, no Internet, no television. No way to get help. And no way to figure out what's happened. Hunger threatens. Bullies rule. A sinister creature lurks. Animals are mutating. And the teens themselves are changing, developing new talents - unimaginable, dangerous, deadly powers - that grow stronger by the day. It's a terrifying new world.
-
-
Please rerelease this book w new narration
- By Kim on 02-12-17
By: Michael Grant
-
The Apocalypse Boxed Set Novels 1-3
- The Undead World Series
- By: Peter Meredith
- Narrated by: Basil Sands
- Length: 42 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Greed, terrorism, and simple bad luck conspire to bring mankind to its knees as a viral infection spreads out of control, reducing those infected to undead horrors that feed upon the rest. It's a time of misery and death for most, however there are some who are lucky, some who are ruthless, and some who are just too damned tough to go down without a fight. This is their story.
-
-
Worst writing and VO in HISTORY
- By kd on 11-25-20
By: Peter Meredith
-
Allison Hewitt Is Trapped
- A Zombie Novel
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One woman's story as she blogs about - and fights back against - the zombie apocalypse.
Allison Hewitt and her five colleagues at the Brooks and Peabody Bookstore are trapped together when the zombie outbreak hits. Allison reaches out for help through her blog, writing on her laptop. It may also be her only chance to reach her mother. But as the reality of their situation sinks in, Allison's blog becomes a harrowing account of her edge-of-the-seat adventures.
-
-
lots of potential but disappointing
- By Linda B on 04-29-11
By: Madeleine Roux
-
The Dead Cat Bounce
- By: Sarah Graves
- Narrated by: Lindsay Ellison
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Since she bought her rambling fixer-upper of a house, Jacobia Tiptree has gotten used to finding things broken. But her latest problem isn't so easily repaired. Along with the rotting floor joists and sagging support beams, there's the little matter of the dead man in Jake's storeroom, an ice pick planted firmly in his cranium. Jake's unknown guest turns out to be local boy turned billionaire Threnody McIlwaine.
-
-
too slow of a story...
- By Annette on 03-13-18
By: Sarah Graves
-
Zombies: More Recent Dead
- By: Neil Gaiman, Carrie Vaughn, Caitlin R. Kiernan, and others
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt, Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The living dead are more alive than ever! Zombies have become more than an iconic monster for the 21st century: They are now a phenomenon constantly revealing as much about ourselves - and our fascination with death, resurrection, and survival - as our love for the supernatural or post-apocalyptic speculation. Our most imaginative literary minds have been devoured by these incredible creatures and produced exciting, insightful, and unflinching new works of zombie fiction.
-
-
A well blended mix
- By The Lone Mopper on 07-30-15
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
-
Ashes
- Ashes Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Ilsa J. Bick
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An electromagnetic pulse flashes across the sky, destroying every electronic device and killing billions. Alex hiked into the woods to say good-bye to her dead parents and her personal demons. Now desperate to find out what happened after the pulse crushes her to the ground, Alex meets up with Tom, a young soldier, and Ellie, a girl whose grandfather was killed by the EMP. For this improvised family and the others who are spared, it's now a question of who can be trusted and who is no longer human.
-
-
No Thank You
- By KK on 06-27-12
By: Ilsa J. Bick
-
Just Tricking!
- By: Andy Griffiths
- Narrated by: Stig Wemyss
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ever tried to get out of going to school by pretending that you're dead? Ever managed to convince a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. Andy's the greatest practical joker in the world ... well, almost. He would be, if only his practical jokes didn't have the annoying habit of backfiring on him.
-
-
it was really good and I didn't even buy it! 😍😍
- By D on 04-12-24
By: Andy Griffiths
-
Mannheim Rex
- By: Robert Pobi
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Recently widowered and grieving, Gavin flees New York City for the quiet of the country. His new home on Lake Caldasac has surprisingly few visitors, and the author soon learns why: a suspiciously high number of people have gone missing in the small town. The deaths have all been ruled accidents, but Finn Horn, a handicapped boy obsessed with fishing, knows the truth. There’s a monster in the lake. And it wants to feed.
-
-
Interesting and fun
- By Bob on 01-14-13
By: Robert Pobi
-
Bleeding Violet
- By: Dia Reeves
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With a head plagued by hallucinations, a medicine cabinet full of pills, and a closet stuffed with frilly, violet dresses, Hanna's tired of being the outcast, the weird girl, the freak. So she runs away to Portero, Texas, in search of a new home. But Portero is a stranger town than Hanna expects. She discovers secrets that would terrify any normal soul. Good thing for Hanna, she's far from normal. As this crazy girl meets an even crazier town, only two things are certain: Anything can happen, and no one is safe.
-
-
Didn't like it. Sorry, not sorry
- By Cii'Em on 02-15-16
By: Dia Reeves
-
Dark Screams
- Volume One
- By: Kelley Armstrong, Bill Pronzini, Ramsey Campbell, and others
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Weeds by Stephen King: When a meteorite lands on his property, Jordy Verrill envisions an easy payday. Unfortunately for Jordy, this is no ordinary rock - and the uncompromising force inside has found its first target.
-
-
WISH IN ONE HAND, SPIT IN THE OTHER
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 03-14-16
By: Kelley Armstrong, and others
-
Deadlocked 1
- By: A.R. Wise
- Narrated by: Brian Sutherland
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
David was caught in the middle of the city when the zombie outbreak started. His wife and daughters were at home, stranded on the roof as zombies waited below. He would have to fight through hordes of undead, merciless other survivors, and a series of death defying stunts to get home. However, even if he makes it there, how can he be sure they're safe? Deadlocked puts you into David's head as he struggles to get home. Then a final confrontation occurs that could guarantee his family's survival, but at what cost?
-
-
Looks like a great series to follow
- By Tilo on 07-06-14
By: A.R. Wise
-
Sister Mine
- By: Nalo Hopkinson
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"We'd had to be cut free of our mother's womb. Abby and I were fused, you see. But here's the real kicker; Abby had the magic, I didn't." Now adults, Makeda and Abby still share their childhood home. The surgery to separate the two girls left Makeda with what feels like an even worse deformity: no mojo. The daughters of a celestial demigod and a human woman, Makeda and Abby were raised by their magical father. Today, Makeda has decided it's high time to move out and make her own life.
-
-
Narrator saves this story
- By Denis A. on 03-21-14
By: Nalo Hopkinson
-
House of Secrets
- By: Chris Columbus
- Narrated by: Daniel Vincent Gordh
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Brendan, Eleanor, and Cordelia Walker once had everything: Two loving parents, a beautiful house in San Francisco, and all the portable electronic devices they could want. But everything changed when Dr. Walker lost his job in the wake of a mysterious incident. Now in dire straits, the family must relocate to an old Victorian house that used to be the home of occult novelist Denver Kristoff - a house that feels simultaneously creepy and too good to be true.
-
-
Very much worth the ride.
- By Fred Jones on 04-17-15
By: Chris Columbus
-
Hellhole
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Macleod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There was a time when geeky, squeaky-clean Max Kilgore would never lie or steal or even think about murder. Then he accidentally unearths a devil, and Max's choices are no longer his own. The big red guy has a penchant for couch surfing and junk food - and you should never underestimate evil on a sugar high.
-
-
What you would expect from Gina Damico
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-03-15
By: Gina Damico
-
Monument 14
- Monument 14, Book 1
- By: Emmy Laybourne
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Emmy Laybourne’s action-packed debut novel, six high school kids (some popular, some not), two eighth graders (one a tech genius), and six little kids trapped together in a chain superstore build a refuge for themselves inside. While outside, a series of escalating disasters, beginning with a monster hailstorm and ending with a chemical weapons spill, seems to be tearing the world - as they know it - apart.
-
-
Dull
- By Linda B on 10-13-12
By: Emmy Laybourne
-
The Necromancer's House
- By: Christopher Buehlman
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Andrew Ranulf Blankenship is a handsome, stylish nonconformist with wry wit, a classic Mustang, and a massive library. He is also a recovering alcoholic and a practicing warlock, able to speak with the dead through film. His house is a maze of sorcerous booby traps and escape tunnels, as yours might be if you were sitting on a treasury of Russian magic stolen from the Soviet Union thirty years ago.
-
-
Finally - Magic / Fantasy Novel for adults.
- By David on 04-23-14
What listeners say about GRANDMA?
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Audrey Ropeburn
- 06-15-22
Worst recording I’ve ever heard
While the story was decent, I was genuinely distracted by the poor audio quality of the recording! It was shockingly bad. I wish I would have listened to the preview before downloading. Otherwise the story was fine and narration was outstanding despite the garbage audio.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- ericmadden
- 05-09-17
Next book
It is a good book and it needs a next book and it was a fun time
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Jim "The Impatient"
- 02-08-17
BUTT CANCER USUALLY GETS YOU IN THE END
THE PADDLE BOAT HAS THE TOP SPEED OF A TWO LEGGED TURTLE
If you have a bad case of ZOMBIEITIS, this just might be MOLELICIOUS to you. Hopefully you are using PLOYGRIP which is ZINC FREE and your not scared of ZOMBAMBIE. If your okay with cheesy, like to laugh and okay with POOPY YA humor, than get out your GLOW FART JAR and listen in the dark.
IS JESUS A ZOMBIE?
If your a fan of J.A.'s lighter side, Kimball without the sex and bad words, than give this a try. While it has some gory,(as in bodily functions), it is not Jack Kilborn. It is YA. Before you get upset about the question about Jesus, I was actually asked that question while teaching Youth Sunday School.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
39 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- LueLaLa
- 11-02-17
As always a Great funny horror
I have to be in the right mood to listen his books but they never dissapoint. You need to know what you are going to get though and that is a gory horror with no shortage of disgusting humor and graphic Gore. I do enjoy his books however and chose to listen to this one with teen daughter. She found it as amusing as I but be warned there can be quite offensive scenes and language. I listened on audible and thought they did a good job as always.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- rosa dell
- 01-27-19
Hilarious
listened to it driving to work and during lunch and I caught myself laughing during this book
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Andromeda
- 06-19-17
Is there a Konrath fandom yet?!
I am so glad I took a chance on this book! I'm fairly certain I would read anything J.A. Konrath wrote. If he releases a book on the mating habits of sea slugs indigenous to the Arctic regions, I'd read it. And damn if I wouldn't enjoy it. But...the kid of an author? Really? That never ends well. Yes, Mary Higgins Clark and Stephen King, I'm talking about your offspring and how little I like their writing.
I debated. And debated. And then decided to give it a listen. I am so glad I did. Everything from Einstein's experiments to Josh's brilliance to the negative effect of dentures on zombie dining was entertaining. As a bonus, there is a brief interview at the end of the Audible version...I listened to every word of it, too.
Apparently I need to start a Konrath fandom
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Ryan
- 02-11-17
Not his best work
I'm a huge J.A. Konrath fan but this was hard to finish. This is the only book by Konrath that I did not give 5 stars to.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- JA
- 10-08-19
Disappointed
Didn’t like this book. I have read/listened to a lot of Books by J.A Konrath and have loved them all but this one to me was boring and my mind kept wondering . I kept listening thinking it would get better but about 3/4 the way through I just couldn’t finish. I will say the narrator is amazing though probably one
Of the best I’ve heard!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Michael J. Lombardi
- 04-05-23
Disappointed
Very long and drawn out. Scenes go on forever with immature and ridiculous writing. I love J A Konrath books but this one is pretty bad. Story is just bad. Don’t recommend.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!