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Narrated by:
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Dan Bottomley
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By:
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Andy McNab
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Phil Earle
About this listen
Best-selling Andy McNab and award-winning Phil Earle join forces for the very first time, and the results are hilarious!
Danny Mack's mates are brilliant: there's his best mate Giraffles (yeh, you read that right), so-called because of his unusually long neck; the MandM twins (you got it - like the chocolate) who are always finishing each other's sentences; and Lucky Success, who, well I reckon you can guess how he got his name.
They're the best mates a kid could ask for, and when an epic school trip is announced, they're all properly made up about it. Because school trips are just an excuse to have a big laugh with your mates, right? Erm, wrong.
Let's just say that this is a school trip like no other, and Danny, Giraffles, Lucky and the MandMs have got a real challenge on their hands.
Will they make it through?
If Danny has anything to do with it, you bet they will!
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