
Hard Byte
A Geeky Fake Date Romantic Comedy
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed

Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Ava Erickson
-
Aiden Snow
About this listen
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of facial hair must be in want of a shave. And tidying. And a fake date.
My name is Holly Hyman. I love order and prime numbers - and I’m in trouble. The company I work for is pivoting, and not in a way I like. Our new management? Alex Chortsky, a gorgeous, scruffy Russian devil. Our new direction? VR entertainment of the spicy kind.
Maybe I wouldn’t mind it so much if my life’s work wasn’t meant for children. Or if I hadn’t accidentally hooked up with a VR version of my wickedly handsome boss.
The only way to save my dream project is to make a Faustian bargain. For one night, I pretend to be Alex Chortsky’s girlfriend.
What could possibly go wrong?
Note: This is a stand-alone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, nerdy Anglophile heroine, a scorching hot Russian hero, and an unruly, oversized puppy. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run away now. Otherwise, buckle in for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.
©2021 Misha Bell (P)2021 Misha BellListeners also enjoyed...
-
Hard Code
- A Laugh-Out-Loud Workplace Romantic Comedy
- By: Misha Bell, Dima Zales, Anna Zaires
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Sebastian York
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My new assignment at work: Test out toys. Yup, that kind. Well, technically, it’s to test the app that controls the toys remotely. One problem? The showgirl who’s supposed to test the hardware (as in, the actual toys) joins a nunnery. Another problem? This project is important to my Russian boss, the broody, mouthwateringly sexy Vlad, a.k.a. the Impaler. There’s only one solution: Test both the software and the hardware myself...with his help.
-
-
Sebastian York only does the epilogue.
- By Cindy and Chris on 03-16-21
By: Misha Bell, and others
-
Billionaire Grump
- A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy
- By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.
-
-
Fun! I loved it
- By CarolynT on 02-09-23
By: Misha Bell, and others
-
The Worst Wedding Date
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Ryan West
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I didn’t know bridesmaid was code for babysitter for the bride’s brother, but if that’s what my best friend needs of me for her dream wedding to go off without a hitch, that’s what I’ll do. Even if Theo Monroe has been a pain in my rear since third grade. Even if he should be responsible enough to not wreak havoc at his sister’s destination wedding.
-
-
I laughed, I cried, I sneezed 😂
- By Amanda on 04-22-23
By: Pippa Grant
-
Double Pucked
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, J.F. Harding, Robert Hatchet
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When I discover my boyfriend is cheating on me, I move out right away taking what I love most – my dog. As I fly out the door, I make sure to swipe the thing my ex loves best–the VIP tickets he won to a hockey game, complete with the chance to spend an evening with the city’s two biggest NHL stars. I can’t wait to snap selfies with my ex’s idols and rub it in his face.
-
-
THANK YOU LAUREN.. I enjoyed & loved this ❤️
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 07-02-23
By: Lauren Blakely
-
When Gracie Met The Grump
- By: Mariana Zapata
- Narrated by: Callie Dalton, Connor Crais
- Length: 19 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Of all the things that could have landed in her yard, it had to be him. For most people, finding a half-naked superbeing in their yard might be a dream come true. Unfortunately for Gracie Castro, it’s the exact opposite. Especially when he’s grouchy, rude, and shows no signs of leaving anytime soon. But when a hero of mankind needs you, you do what you have to. Even if it compromises everything you know. And totally changes your life.
-
-
Interesting premise - boring execution
- By D. Marie on 12-05-23
By: Mariana Zapata
-
Hard Stuff (A Collection)
- Laugh-Out-Loud Romantic Comedy
- By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Sebastian York - epilogue, Teddy Hamilton - epilogue, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My new assignment at work: test out toys. Yup, that kind. But when the testing goes south, and I mean that literally, I’m forced to recruit the help of my new boss, the infamously reclusive and devastatingly sexy Vlad Chortsky, a.k.a. the Impaler. Testing toys with your scorching hot boss is still professional...right?
-
-
Great Series
- By Tllassus on 04-04-22
By: Misha Bell, and others
-
Hard Code
- A Laugh-Out-Loud Workplace Romantic Comedy
- By: Misha Bell, Dima Zales, Anna Zaires
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Sebastian York
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My new assignment at work: Test out toys. Yup, that kind. Well, technically, it’s to test the app that controls the toys remotely. One problem? The showgirl who’s supposed to test the hardware (as in, the actual toys) joins a nunnery. Another problem? This project is important to my Russian boss, the broody, mouthwateringly sexy Vlad, a.k.a. the Impaler. There’s only one solution: Test both the software and the hardware myself...with his help.
-
-
Sebastian York only does the epilogue.
- By Cindy and Chris on 03-16-21
By: Misha Bell, and others
-
Billionaire Grump
- A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy
- By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.
-
-
Fun! I loved it
- By CarolynT on 02-09-23
By: Misha Bell, and others
-
The Worst Wedding Date
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Ryan West
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I didn’t know bridesmaid was code for babysitter for the bride’s brother, but if that’s what my best friend needs of me for her dream wedding to go off without a hitch, that’s what I’ll do. Even if Theo Monroe has been a pain in my rear since third grade. Even if he should be responsible enough to not wreak havoc at his sister’s destination wedding.
-
-
I laughed, I cried, I sneezed 😂
- By Amanda on 04-22-23
By: Pippa Grant
-
Double Pucked
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, J.F. Harding, Robert Hatchet
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When I discover my boyfriend is cheating on me, I move out right away taking what I love most – my dog. As I fly out the door, I make sure to swipe the thing my ex loves best–the VIP tickets he won to a hockey game, complete with the chance to spend an evening with the city’s two biggest NHL stars. I can’t wait to snap selfies with my ex’s idols and rub it in his face.
-
-
THANK YOU LAUREN.. I enjoyed & loved this ❤️
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 07-02-23
By: Lauren Blakely
-
When Gracie Met The Grump
- By: Mariana Zapata
- Narrated by: Callie Dalton, Connor Crais
- Length: 19 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Of all the things that could have landed in her yard, it had to be him. For most people, finding a half-naked superbeing in their yard might be a dream come true. Unfortunately for Gracie Castro, it’s the exact opposite. Especially when he’s grouchy, rude, and shows no signs of leaving anytime soon. But when a hero of mankind needs you, you do what you have to. Even if it compromises everything you know. And totally changes your life.
-
-
Interesting premise - boring execution
- By D. Marie on 12-05-23
By: Mariana Zapata
-
Hard Stuff (A Collection)
- Laugh-Out-Loud Romantic Comedy
- By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Sebastian York - epilogue, Teddy Hamilton - epilogue, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My new assignment at work: test out toys. Yup, that kind. But when the testing goes south, and I mean that literally, I’m forced to recruit the help of my new boss, the infamously reclusive and devastatingly sexy Vlad Chortsky, a.k.a. the Impaler. Testing toys with your scorching hot boss is still professional...right?
-
-
Great Series
- By Tllassus on 04-04-22
By: Misha Bell, and others
-
Landlord Wars
- A Grumpy Billionaire Romantic Comedy
- By: Jules Barnard
- Narrated by: Zachary Webber, Susannah Jones
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Max Burrows comes from one of the wealthiest families in San Francisco—and I come from one of the poorest. We have nothing in common. Max is tall, built, with chiseled good looks, while I struggle to keep stains off my blouse.
-
-
Just Ehhh
- By ItsMeAgain on 07-21-23
By: Jules Barnard
-
My Favorite Kidnapper
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I touched her confectionary creation, and she told me off. Slapping my hands and cursing in her own unique fashion. No one talked to me that way. I liked it. I liked her cake even more. So, I took her to Italy to bake for me. I should have asked her first, but I had a feeling she'd say no. But I brought her cat, so that should count for something.
-
-
Not for me
- By Amazon Customer on 09-22-23
By: Melanie Moreland
-
Mr. Sin
- Sin Series, Book 1
- By: S.J. Tilly
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Michelle Sparks
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I should have run the other way. Paid my tab and gone back to my room. But he was there. And he was…everything. I figured, what’s the harm in letting passion rule my decisions for one night? So what if he looks like the Devil in a suit? I’d be leaving in the morning, flying home to my pleasant but predictable life. I’d never see him again. Except I do. In the last place I expected. And now everything I’ve worked so hard for is in jeopardy.
-
-
💖 SIN-FULLY DELICIOUS.. & I LOVED IT 💖
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 04-29-23
By: S.J. Tilly
-
The Mister Series Collection: Part One
- Mr. Mayfair, Mr. Knightsbridge, Mr. Smithfield
- By: Louise Bay
- Narrated by: Shane East, Vanessa Edwin, Andi Arndt, and others
- Length: 25 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My boyfriend is getting married. Okay, technically he’s my ex-boyfriend. Two months ago he decided he wanted a break. I still thought he was my happily ever after. On any other day, knowing he was gone for good would be the worst thing that could possibly happen. But not today. Because not only is my boyfriend getting married—his bride is my best friend. And they’ve sent me an invitation. There’s no way I’m going to attend. Not even when a deliciously handsome stranger tells me he needs to go as my plus one.
-
-
Highly Recommend This Misters Boxset
- By Melinda Parker on 10-20-23
By: Louise Bay
-
Baby for the Bosshole
- By: Nadia Lee
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emmett Lasker is impossible to work for. He might be model handsome and stupidly wealthy, but he also has it out for me. He’s given me more last-minute and weekend requests than anyone else, ruining any plans I make. I should quit. And I will. Just as soon as I hit my two-year anniversary and earn out my signing bonus. But after a particularly awful day at work, a breakup (via text!), and my computer crashing, I’ve had enough! So at 11:59 Friday night, I barge into Emmett’s office to tell him what I really think of him. Only, that’s not what happens. AT ALL.
-
-
💚💙 ENJOYABLE, FUN & CUTE 💙💚
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 08-22-22
By: Nadia Lee
-
Who's Your Daddy
- By: Lauren Rowe
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Once I saw Marnie Long, a sassy, sultry, charismatic older woman in a bar, I couldn’t peel my eyes off her. I wanted her. At least, for one night. I’m way too busy with my career these days for anything more. As it turned out, after recently getting burned, Marnie was on the same page as me—all she wanted was one night of fun. I was happy to be of service. What I didn’t expect during our night together, however, was how deeply we connected. Also, how much I was dying to see her again the next morning.
-
-
🩷💕 A TRULY WONDERFUL LISTEN 💕🩷
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 10-08-24
By: Lauren Rowe
-
Dr. Off Limits
- By: Louise Bay
- Narrated by: Shane East, Clare Corbett
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I’ve sworn off men to focus on my dream job that starts on Monday. But my best friend talks me into a final night of fun—a blind date. I only agree because the guy is going to work as a doctor in Africa. It’s the best date of my life. Dr. Africa makes me laugh and swoon, and I want to give him a thorough physical examination. He turns into Dr. One Night Stand, and I’m not sad about it. Monday morning, I’m enthusiastic and excited, until I bump into...you guessed it.
-
-
I loved it!
- By Teresa Henderson on 09-22-22
By: Louise Bay
-
Arrogant Devil
- By: R.S. Grey
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Carly Robins
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone in Cedar Creek, Texas, knows Jack McNight is an arrogant devil. Physically, I get it: he’s tan and fit, with coal-black hair that’s clearly been scorched by hellfire. Oh, and his personality? It burns just as hot. When I show up on the doorstep of Blue Stone Ranch, I’m run-down and rockin’ my last pair of underwear. I’m hoping for a savior, but instead, I find him. My opinion of Jack is marred by a dismal first impression, but his opinion of me is tainted even before I arrive. He’s heard I’m a spoiled princess there to take advantage of his goodwill.
-
-
OMG . . . LOVED THIS BOOK
- By Dr. LeeBee on 12-21-18
By: R.S. Grey
-
Textual Relations
- By: Lauren Rowe
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, John Lane
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I haven’t been having much luck on the dating scene lately, ever since my breakup with my longtime college girlfriend. I thought being 25 and single would be a blast, but dating apps are trash, and I’ve managed to get nothing but three fake numbers at my favorite bar. Thankfully, the actual owner of the third fake number was kind enough to reply to let me know I’d texted the wrong number. She was warm and open and expressed curiosity about the fake number I’d been given, so we got to texting.
-
-
cute, hot, fast read
- By Sixela on 02-10-25
By: Lauren Rowe
-
One Bossy Proposal
- An Enemies to Lovers Romance
- By: Nicole Snow
- Narrated by: Aubrey Vincent, Aiden Snow
- Length: 14 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Strange men do funny things when you score the last cinnamon roll. Sometimes he rages about the high crime of jacking his precious pastry. Sometimes he offers you ludicrous bribes to buy it back. And sometimes—after shattering your faith in humanity—you find out he's your new boss. I'm not laughing.
-
-
Very good performance but too many steamy scenes
- By S.R.L. on 03-12-23
By: Nicole Snow
-
Decker
- Changing the Play
- By: Kayley Loring, Connor Crais
- Narrated by: Connor Crais, Mackenzie Cartwright, Ava Lucas, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Johnny Decker, #12. Star quarterback for the Boston Tomcats. Two-time Super Bowl MVP...a decade ago. Nickname: "Decker the Panty Wrecker". When we lose our beloved team owner, his estranged daughter inherits the Tomcats. I don’t know which is worse—the fact that she’s a finance nerd from New York who knows less than nothing about football...or that I mistook her for a secretary when we first met. She’s stubborn, uptight, infuriating, looks way too good in a skirt, and she’s wrong about absolutely everything—from pizza to how to run my team.
-
-
Fantastic collaboration!
- By Phara Blair on 03-16-22
By: Kayley Loring, and others
-
The Rules of Dating My One-Night Stand
- By: Penelope Ward, Vi Keeland
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rule number one for having a one-night stand: Don’t fall for the girl. After a lengthy dating slump, I finally met someone who sparked my interest. Well, first the sparks flew when we argued. Later in the evening those sparks ignited into something more. I was drawn to Devyn, in a way I hadn’t felt in a really long time. Needless to say, I was disappointed when she abruptly left after our amazing night together. I couldn’t stop thinking about her. But she hadn’t even given me her number. In a city with eight-million people, I figured I’d never see Devyn again.
-
-
AN ADDICTIVE 5⭐️ EMOTIONALLY-PACKED ROLLERCOASTER
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 11-14-23
By: Penelope Ward, and others
Listener received this title free
Ava Erickson did a wonderful job narrating the bulk of the book. She was fabulous as Holly, bringing all her weird quirks to life. Her slightly accented Russian Alex voice was perfect. She did a phenomenal job with this story and portraying all the characters beautifully. Aiden Snow narrates the last chapter of the book from Alex’ POV. His voice and Russian accent as Alex was on point. I could definitely picture it.
But overall, this story had me in stitches and was a fantastic romcom. It was slow burn, sexy, and entertaining. I’m looking forward to reading more by Misha Bell and can’t wait for Tiger and Gia’s story.
So Funny and Cute!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
A fun listen
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Worth a credit? Yes, a nicely paced, humorous, entertaining listen that’s told from Holly’s POV (Aiden only did the Epilogue).. it’s not drowned by sex or angst and it brings a smile to your face.
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR ROM COM GOLD.. HERE IT IS
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Listener received this title free
Ava Erickson’s performance was perfect. She nailed all of Holly’s quirk especially her Britishisms. It was so funny. And her Russian accent for Alex was hot and sexy. Ava’s narration always make for an enjoyable listen.
Aiden Snow only performed the epilogue which was from Alex’s POV and he did a good job.
A slow burn but hilarious story!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Listener received this title free
This whole series has been hilarious. The Chortsky family is nutty and I get such a kick out of Alex's parents, Natasha and Boris. Their family dinners that have appeared in each book just makes me laugh.
I listened to the audiobook version and would highly recommend it. The narrators Ava Erikson and Aiden Snow are two of my favorite narrators. They did a fantastic job with this book.
What a riot!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Super cute and super funny
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
very entertaining but seems clipped short somehow.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
fun
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Very sweet and funny story. Loved Alex and Holly. Enjoyed the narration too.
I love this series!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
PRIME Story Enjoyment!!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.