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Here Comes Santa Claus
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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Flying off course during a horrific storm, Santa and his reindeers find themselves within a grim situation.
From extreme horror author Edward Lee comes Here Comes Santa Claus, a new novelette. The stockings are overflowing with chaos and despair.
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Awesome short story
Thanks ed for the best xxxmas ever! Lee is by far my favorite author in the land of the dead! I love all of his work and this cute little buttoned up book was fun
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