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Grandpappy

By: Patrick C. Harrison III
Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
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Grandpappy is on hospice.

Charles is going mad.

Vile happenings abound.

You, listener, are not prepared.

This is your lesson in depravity.

Warning! This is an extreme horror novella. Very few triggers are left unpulled.

©2022 Patrick C. Harrison III (P)2022 Patrick C. Harrison III
Dark humor Horror Scary Comedy Funny
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"PC3 unleashes the equivalent of an Extreme Horror nuclear bomb on fans of the genre. The result is a cyclone filled to the dirty brim with brutal imagery and gorrific dialogue, all wrapped in a filthy, overflowed adult diaper worn by the legendary Grandpappy!" (K. Trap Jones, author of The Drunken Exorcist and owner of The Evil Cookie Publishing)

"Well. That was f*cked." (M Ennenbach, a thoroughly disgusted poet and author of Hunger on the Chisolm Trail)

"With a level of grotesquery matched only by its pitch-black hilarity, Grandpappy manages to tell a story so interesting you ALMOST forget about all the...moist bits." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Shattered Skies)

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Solid. Not the best of PCH3, but solid.

Grotesquely beautiful descriptions. It goes off the rails a bit at the end but the concept is very original. Narrator needs an Oscar! The deadpan delivery really made it work.

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The gore, the gore, the gore! Grandpappy is sick lol

I love the shock value! This story is insane. Keep em coming PC3! I love how you think lol…

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Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Grandpappy!

Holy Toledo I just read the most inventive, visceral story I’ve ever had the pleasure of retching at. This tale packs a lot of grotesqueries to be certain, but it also packs a lot of originality and ambition within the dripping, fetid walls of Grandpappy.

Read it for yourself and see what all the fuss is about PCH3 and why it’s totally deserved!

Highly recommended to those with a stout stomach and a penchant for humor as dark as an oil slick at midnight!

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A not so nice family story

This is a roller coaster ride plunging into the depths of Hell, a fantastic ride!

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Not for everyone but a delight

This story is gross, if there were trigger warnings it would be longer than the book itself

But it was an adventure. By the time your brain comprehended what was happening, he was on to the next thing

This is my second book of the same author, the first being 100% Match and neither disappointed. The foulness was offset by very dark humor, at first I had to rewind thinking I had missed something

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I’m still trying to figure out wtf went on lol

This is my 2nd book from this author and although I liked 100% match more, it’s still a banger. Plenty of gore. Plenty of stomach turning details. I’ll be looking for more from him for sure!

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That was an adventure.

As with every book I have listened to by PCH3, it was a wild ride from start to finish. I've read a lot of reviews about this one, and it gave me high expectations. Welp, I was left satisfied. On the funny side of it, one of my employees came up behind me and I didn't notice. She heard about twenty seconds of one of the more juicy parts of the book. (I wear a neck speaker.) Her reaction was of of awe as she told me I have issues.

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Gory details

Unrealistic scenes between the grandson and grandfather. The unresolved trauma. Nothing pulling the story together at the end.

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Tooo much for me

I can’t even ! Lol !!
This was too much for me can’t I just can’t …. Plus I’m immediately turned off by any dog getting hurt or suffering and although i didn’t hear any such thing what I did hear didn’t sit well because it was so freaking gross

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eh.

It was a read, that's for sure. Nothing special. I regret using a free credit on it, which is the only remarkable thing I have to say about it.

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