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How to Elude a Vampire

VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 2

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How to Elude a Vampire

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Finn

When the vampire stalking me sent me a letter, I was prepared for my new life with the man I love to get thrown into chaos. But as the days stretch on and nothing happens, I become determined not to allow that monster to rule my life and decide that Marcus and I will move on.

We can’t always allow the past to haunt us. If that includes pestering Marcus and harassing my fellow detectives, they’d better learn to love it because I’m not going anywhere, even if they like to remind me I’m the only human working in a department filled with vampires.

But Marcus loves me for who I am, even if he’s not crazy about the cute pet names I call him like McBitey. Being with him is more than I could have dreamed, and even with the trials thrown in our way, he never fails to make me smile.

Marcus

When Finn joined the VRC, I never expected how everything would change. Now that he’s the brightest part of my days, I’m unsure of how I existed without him. Before Finn and I can settle into our new life together, we’re called in as lead detectives when a body is found in the river, and the case soon hits closer to home than we anticipated.

I want to be by Finn’s side to keep him safe, but at the same time, Finn’s fighting for the freedom he’s always wanted after being forced to live a life of fear. What I do know is that my future is with Finn, no matter what happens.

How to Elude a Vampire is the second in the VRC series and contains a display of manly prowess that doesn't go as desired, reluctant bonding with a new pet, interfering with a snarky Russian's love life, misuse of office supplies, a vampire with a killer fashion sense but very little game, a total lack of ancient kung fu powers, a feisty human who almost always gets his way, and the possessive vampire who adores him.

©2019 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice Winters
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great story

this is a great series and it offers plenty of smiles and giggles. thank you for writing this! the narrator does a phenomenal job.

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How To Elude A Vampire

Loved it. I listened to the audio after reading a few chapters of the book because I love Michael’s narrations and I honestly had chills hearing the voice Michael used for the villain. He is such a spectacular performance artist. He just makes the book next level.

Highly recommend, both the book and the audiobook.

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Another enjoyable listen

Finn and Marcus are back with all the usual characters and we are introduced to Claude. The big scary vampire is still stalking Finn and things come to a head with An interesting twist.

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Loved it

This was so good!! Action packed, hilarious, sweet and suspenseful!!! Marcus and Finn are trying to live their lives while the mysterious vampire is still a threat to Finn! I’m still in shock!!! We get to meet Marcus’ brother and he is a hoot!!! Such a great story!!!!
Narration was spot on!! Michael ferraiuolo did a fantastic job!!

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perfect performance

never picked up a book by this author or narrator that I didn't love!

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Not Your Average Angsty Vampire

I saw this book/series when I first downloaded audible more than a year ago. Contrast to popular opinion, I dislike vampires and their stories because of all their angst and, for lack of empathy, whining. I saw it again and again as I got more books and I finally go a different Alice Winters series and absolutely loved it. Her style perfect execution of sarcasm and comedy is phenomenal and i got another of her series and loved it as well. Now I've listened to the first two of these and I can happily tell you this is not your average angsty vampire story! I love every minute of it.

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Love it

I love the banter between these two and the build up. This kind of fun talking relationship has my heart swooning and make me so giddy. The sex scenes are hot but honestly it’s the comedy that really take this book to the next level can’t wait to read book 3 !!!

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loved it😍😍😍

I love Alice Winters books and this doesn't disappoint. This story is so funny and Michael Ferraiuolo does a fantastic job as always. definitely will be relistening to this series again.

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Funny. I'm glad the bad guy was resolved

I hate it when the villain drags out for several books. The origin of vampires was weak and a subplot pertaining to that made no sense. I did do a small rant with my hubby about it. The dog is tired of listening to me complain about books and left the room.

The reader did an excellent job.

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Hilarious but not stupid funny. Laughed out loud.

I just can't explain how much I like this series and the perfect humor and the characters. Finn and Marcus are like oil and vinegar and taste so good together. Finn taunts Marcus and Marcus loves Finn for it. Loves him and understands him for who he is.
And did I mention it was hilarious. Straight up, off the cuff hilarious.
And no one narrates it better than Michael F. Perfect partnership.
Ms. Winters, please, please, please give us another dose of Finn and Marcus.

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