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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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What happens when a snarky hit man and a by-the-book PI cross paths?

Leland
Being a hit man has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he’s caught on a fence would be one of them. While it’s not exactly love at first sight, he’s captured my interest and won’t let go.

Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he’s not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll, Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better. Why else would he be teaming up with me to bring down Hardek, one of the city’s most ruthless criminals?

Jackson
Even though the cops are telling me that the hit man is a notorious contract killer, I can’t help but admit that I’m drawn to him. He’s funny, charismatic, and attractive. There’s no way this ridiculous man can be the person the cops are after.

But when Leland ends up at my doorstep injured, I’m faced with a tough choice. It’s my duty to hand him over to law enforcement, but my heart has other plans. I want to keep him. To protect him. To be with him.

Though one question remains: Why in the world does the man have so many d*mn guns?

Contains: shenanigans on a swing that you would not find at a playground, a car chase that sadly doesn't have flips or explosions, a horsey ride sans horse, cuddles, an exuberant mutt, a suspicious chief of police, and lots and lots of laughs.

©2019 Alice Winters (P)2019 Alice Winters
Literature & Fiction Mystery Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Romance Romantic Comedy Funny Witty Heartfelt
Hilarious Humor • Engaging Plot • Exceptional Voice Acting • Hilarious Character Dynamics • Witty Dialogue
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The entire time I was listening to this book, I was either laughing my lungs off, or smiling so wide at Leland’s antics or cringing at some scenes. But mostly, it was a funny, awesome read.

For some reason, Alice’s sense of humor just does it for me. The way she wrote Jackson and Leland makes me appreciate her brilliance and wicked sense of humor.

Michael is the perfect voice for Leland and Jackson, I’m very impressed with how he brought Leland’s sass to life.

Five stars over the fence for this story! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

I am looking forward to the next book in this series.

Hilariously Awesome!

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This is a fun, silly, OTT and hot AF story I enjoyed listening and reading.

Michael Ferraiuolo narration was great! His comedic timing is perfect.

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An Fun Story with a Phenomenal Narration

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Wow I think I’m still suffering from Leland whiplash...what a character. I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard at an mm book. It was soooo good! MF was a genius with Leland’s voice. I could just picture it all like I was there! Jackson was the perfect straight (haha) man to his funny!!! I hope the 2nd book is just as good!!!

Narration perfection! 💕💕💕

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Leland is an absolute hoot! Michael did an outstanding job voicing Leland. I'd love to hear about more adventures with Jackson and Leland.

Well Done!!

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was laughing thu it from start to finish. one of the best books I've heard.

great humor

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Excellent writing by Alice Winters. Excellent narration by Michael Ferraiuolo. Laughing out loud through out the book and audible.

Love this story.

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I laughed out loud and cried and laughedeven more. Want more of these two please.

Love Love Love It!

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Narration was the best part of the whole story. probably the best narrator I've heard so far. As for the story, I almost never stopped being entertained. Leland makes a few too many sexy jokes to continue to be funny, but that's also just his character. Jackson is the ideal man, and perfect for Leland. I'm looking forward to the next few books in the series!

love the story and love the narrator

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This series has been recommended so many times, yet I’ve never read it. I needed something light and funny after a particularly dark read so I thought this was the perfect time to dive in.

I binge listened to the whole series this weekend and I’m now looking for my next Alice Winters read.

I loved the characters; I loved the story. I actually laughed out loud so many times.

I don’t know that I would have loved this series as much if I had just read it. Michael Ferraiuolo’s performance is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. He did such an amazing job with each character…I cannot wait to listen to more of his performances!

This is, unquestionably, a must-read series.

This book and the performance are perfect!

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This is the funniest book I have ever read in a long time. Had to pull over a couple of times because I was laughing so hard. Get this series now!!!

Hilarious and sexy

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