
The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love
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Narrated by:
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Michael Ferraiuolo
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By:
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Alice Winters
What happens when a snarky hit man and a by-the-book PI cross paths?
Leland
Being a hit man has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he’s caught on a fence would be one of them. While it’s not exactly love at first sight, he’s captured my interest and won’t let go.
Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he’s not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll, Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better. Why else would he be teaming up with me to bring down Hardek, one of the city’s most ruthless criminals?
Jackson
Even though the cops are telling me that the hit man is a notorious contract killer, I can’t help but admit that I’m drawn to him. He’s funny, charismatic, and attractive. There’s no way this ridiculous man can be the person the cops are after.
But when Leland ends up at my doorstep injured, I’m faced with a tough choice. It’s my duty to hand him over to law enforcement, but my heart has other plans. I want to keep him. To protect him. To be with him.
Though one question remains: Why in the world does the man have so many d*mn guns?
Contains: shenanigans on a swing that you would not find at a playground, a car chase that sadly doesn't have flips or explosions, a horsey ride sans horse, cuddles, an exuberant mutt, a suspicious chief of police, and lots and lots of laughs.
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For some reason, Alice’s sense of humor just does it for me. The way she wrote Jackson and Leland makes me appreciate her brilliance and wicked sense of humor.
Michael is the perfect voice for Leland and Jackson, I’m very impressed with how he brought Leland’s sass to life.
Five stars over the fence for this story! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
I am looking forward to the next book in this series.
Hilariously Awesome!
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Michael Ferraiuolo narration was great! His comedic timing is perfect.
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An Fun Story with a Phenomenal Narration
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Narration perfection! 💕💕💕
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Well Done!!
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great humor
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Love this story.
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Love Love Love It!
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love the story and love the narrator
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I binge listened to the whole series this weekend and I’m now looking for my next Alice Winters read.
I loved the characters; I loved the story. I actually laughed out loud so many times.
I don’t know that I would have loved this series as much if I had just read it. Michael Ferraiuolo’s performance is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. He did such an amazing job with each character…I cannot wait to listen to more of his performances!
This is, unquestionably, a must-read series.
This book and the performance are perfect!
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Hilarious and sexy
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