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  • I Ain't Doin' It

  • Unfiltered Thoughts from a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart
  • By: Heather Land
  • Narrated by: Heather Land
  • Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (397 ratings)

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I Ain't Doin' It

By: Heather Land
Narrated by: Heather Land
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Publisher's summary

Social media comedian Heather Land uses her trademark sassy, laugh-out-loud humor to remind us of the many ways that real life can be really funny.

Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life - the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating - and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist.

I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective - and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it!

Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy listen for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

©2019 Heather Land (P)2019 Simon & Schuster
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Funny and Poignant

I laughed and I cried and I laughed til I cried. This book has all the “feels”! I’ve been through very similar hard times and this book was like having a best friend who “gets” me, gets where I’ve been, gets how I feel and somehow made me laugh about it all! True Beautiful Therapy!!!

Thank you Heather for your bravery and for inspiring me to say “I am doin it!”

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Awesome!

Heather Land is funny and serious and you can tell the difference! This book was great, and I especially liked hearing it in her own voice. Some spots really should have had the filter included, but if you use your imagination you can hear it, and you will laugh harder! Kudos Heather thank you and I can’t wait for the next!

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Entertaining

Really enjoyed the humor and relatable stories. I actually laughed out loud many times 😂 Great!!

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Loved it!

I’m an Uostate New Yorker originally, but have lived in North Carolina for 24 years. The sound of the author’s voice adds to a fabulous story.

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Excellent book

I absolutely loved this book. I related to so much of what the author went through. I can’t wait for more of her books!!

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Like sitting down with a good friend for a good chat

I don’t even know how I came to hear of Heather Land but I’m so glad I did! I love her sarcastic humor that is so like mine, just without all the minor cuss words that tend to dabble my speech LOL
I thought it was an uplifting story of someone who went through some real stuff and dealt with it in the real world and has come out on the other side.

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I think we must be cousins!

From one southern girl to another your stories resonated with me from the child food ones to the used ones to the divorce and to the moving forward and to the insecurity it really struck hard with my insecurity and getting past that. Good job , Heather! How about writing another one!

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get it

if you haven't gotten this book do you need to get it. it's amazing.. absolutely loved it

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I didn't want the book to end

I loved every minute of the book. When Heather was wrapping up the last chapter, I wanted to hear more of her life experiences. My life is very different from hers, yet her stories brought back my own treasured memories of family, friends and shenanigans. I listen to audible books when I run. While listening to this book, I frequently laughed until I cried. I gave up trying to compose myself while laughing and crying in public. At the end of the book, she helped me realize how thankful I am for the risks I have taken in life that brought me to where I am today. I just bought Heather's second audio book, and I am very much looking forward to listening to it.

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Hilarious, uplifting and inspiring!

Absolutely loved this book! Left me wanting to listen to more when it was over! Now want to see her comedy act!

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