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I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
- Gallagher Girls, Book 1
- Narrated by: Renée Raudman
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Publisher's summary
Cammie Morgan is a second-generation Gallagher Girl, and by her sophomore year she's already fluent in 14 languages and capable of killing a man in seven different ways (one of which involves a piece of uncooked spaghetti). But the one thing the Gallagher Academy hasn't prepared her for is what to do when she falls for a boy who thinks she's an ordinary girl.
Sure, she can tap his phone, hack into his computer, and track him through town without his ever being the wiser - but can she have a relationship with a regular boy who can never know the truth about her?
Cammie may be an elite spy-in-training, but in her sophomore year, she's beginning her most dangerous mission - falling in love.
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When Adam Blake lands the best elective ever in his senior year, serving as an aide to the school psychologist, he thinks he's got it made. Sure, it means a lot of sitting around, which isn't easy for a guy with ADHD, but he can't complain, since he gets to spend the period texting all his friends. Then the doctor asks him to track down the troubled freshman who keeps dodging her, and Adam discovers that the boy is Julian - the foster brother he hasn't seen in five years.
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Heart wrenching!
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Sammy Keyes and the Hotel Thief
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While looking out the window with her grandma's binoculars, Sammy witnesses a crime across the street at the Heavenly Hotel. What's worse, the thief saw her spying! As Sammy attempts to find the burglar who has made several other hits in the neighborhood, she finds herself trying to keep him from uncovering her - or worse, the police discovering that she's living illegally with her grandmother in the seniors-only housing!
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Fun read for young kids!
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After a botched escape plan from her boarding school, Abigail is stunned to discover the school is actually a cover for an elite spy ring called The Center, along with being training grounds for future spies. Even more shocking? Abigail's mother is a top agent for The Center and she has gone MIA, with valuable information that many people would like to have - at any cost. Along with a former nemesis and charming boy from her grade, Abigail goes through a crash course in Spy Training 101, often with hilarious - and sometimes painful - results.
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Mrs.Smith spy girls for kids
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Farrah "Digit" Higgins may be going to MIT in the fall, but this L.A. high school genius has left her geek self behind in another school district so she can blend in with the popular crowd at Santa Monica High and actually enjoy her senior year. But when Farrah, the daughter of a UCLA math professor, unknowingly cracks a terrorist group's number sequence, her laid-back senior year gets a lot more interesting. Soon she is personally investigating the case, on the run from terrorists, and faking her own kidnapping - all while trying to convince a young, hot FBI agent to take her seriously.
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Nails It
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He's not like other guys. Liz has seen him around school. It's hard to miss Max - the tall, blond, blue-eyed senior stands out among all the other students at Roswell High. So why is he such a loner? Max is in love with Liz. He loves the way her eyes light up when she laughs and the way her long, black hair moves when she turns her head. Most of all, he loves to imagine what it would be like to kiss her. But he knows he can't get too close. He can't risk her discovering the truth about who he is - or what he is....Because the truth could kill her.
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The reader ruined it for me.
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Celine's life is the stuff fairy tales are made of. She's beautiful, talented, and brave. Unfortunately, her tale comes complete with a wicked stepmother! When Violet steps into Celine's life, everything changes, and weird things begin to happen to her - bizarre accidents, strange illnesses, and rabid animal attacks. Celine doesn't feel safe anywhere. It's almost as if some hateful witch is out to get her.
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It was pretty good, just not a book that I would listen to over and over again
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How do you let go of something you've never had? Junior year for Brooke Winters is supposed to be about change. She's transferring schools, starting fresh, and making plans for college so she can finally leave her hometown, her family, and her past behind. But all of her dreams are shattered one hot summer afternoon when her mother is arrested for killing Brooke's abusive father. No one really knows what happened that day, if it was premeditated or self-defense, whether it was right or wrong. And now Brooke and her siblings are on their own.
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It's slow
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Ellingham Academy is a famous private school in Vermont for the brightest thinkers, inventors, and artists. It was founded by Albert Ellingham, an early 20th century tycoon, who wanted to make a wonderful place full of riddles, twisting pathways, and gardens. "A place", he said, "where learning is a game." Shortly after the school opened, his wife and daughter were kidnapped. The only real clue was a mocking riddle listing methods of murder, signed with the frightening pseudonym "Truly, Devious".
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I enjoyed it, but I’m pissed about the ending
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The last time Lex was happy, it was before. When she had a family that was whole. A boyfriend she loved. Friends who didn't look at her like she might break down at any moment. Now she's just the girl whose brother killed himself. And it feels like that's all she'll ever be. As Lex starts to put her life back together, she tries to block out what happened the night Tyler died. But there's a secret she hasn't told anyone--a text Tyler sent that could have changed everything.
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Such sweet sorrow
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-08-12
Appeals to the teen girl I once was
Ok, so this book wasn't good as Heist Society, but I am fast becoming an Ally Carter fan! The Gallagher Girls are just great fun. Not only did I relate to the boarding school misconceptions, I whole-heartedly enjoyed the homage paid to Alias and other spy genre greats. I wondered if the main characters in both series would be similar, but Carter crafts them uniquely despite the similarities in their secret-filled lives. I enjoyed the light-hearted humor that kept potentially intense scenes from being taken too seriously. Unlike Alias, this is no "Project Christmas" creating super-human spies. No matter what the girls' special skills, they are all still just high school girls with high school girl problems. See you in sub level 2.
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- Nancy
- 09-12-19
Great Middle School Read
Cammie Morgan goes to the Gallagher Academy for exceptional young women. IT’s your typical boarding school, except it’s where girls go for spy training. This book is geared towards middle school readers but every now and again an adult could just use a fun, light read, that’ll make her laugh. At some points in this book I felt like I was listening in to a group of 15-year-old girls and their typical angst which, when it’s not you or your daughter, is pretty funny to listen to. In “I’d Tell You That I Love You But Then I’d Have to Kill You” Cammie meets a “townie,” a boy that lives in the nearby town of Roseville. He’s her first crush and she uses her sleuth skills to sneak out of the boarding house (also referred to as a mansion) to see him, forgetting that her mother, who also happens to be trained as a spy and is the head master at the school, has some pretty amazing sleuthing skills of her own.
BLUSH FACTOR: There is discussion of “getting to second base” and kissing, etc. but I’d let my daughter read it (if I happened to have a middle-school aged daughter), perhaps with a discussion of appropriate behavior and what it means to get to second base.
THE WRITING: This is the second Gallagher Girl book I’ve listened to and I found it to be well-written. Ally Carter captures the essence of teenage behavior well and like I said, I found the book extremely humorous. This book is written from Cammie’s perspective.
STAND-ALONE OR CLIFFHANGER ENDING: Though this book is part of a series, it has a solid ending.
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: Well done.
NARRATOR OF THE AUDIBLE VERSION: Very well done. The narrator sounds like a teenage girl except when an adult voice is needed.
BOTTOM LINE: It’s not for everyone, but I enjoyed it.
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- ML
- 11-14-17
Great YA with it all-romance,mystery,action
I love this whole series. My first dip into YA fiction. Boarding school narrative with a twist- these girls are training to be spies. The townies think this is an exclusive school for spoiled rich girls. Our lead character acts on a crush on a townie and her suitemates help her. These girls have rigorous classes and exciting training exercises. Great book for middle schoolers and older.
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- EL
- 02-25-19
Pleasant Spy Romp
Light hearted spy tale with fun characters. Some predictable elements but a great listen overall.
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- Loves to shop amazon
- 12-05-14
Fun, lighthearted girl series.
I liked this series. Was it the best thing I ever read? No. But it was entertaining enough to read in its entirety. Mindless and easy fun.
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-16-20
Worst in Series but I recommend rest of books
**NO SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW :)**
ABOUT THE BOOK: Cameron Ann Morgan is know as the chameleon. She lives and studies in a spy school with her best friends at her side, Cammie is in the dark about many things, like her fathers missing. But, for now, Cammie is studying at spy school, she is with her "hot" new covops teacher, Mr. Solomon. And a question is pressing on Cammie's shoulders, if she wants to be normal or have a risky life as a spy. On top of that, Cammie meets Josh, a normal boy who thinks Cammie is home schooled and has a normal cat named Suzy. Cammie has to decide if she wants to be normal and be with a boy like Josh, or become a spy.
MY REVIEW: I personally really, really like Ms. Carter's work, it had beautiful writing and colorful characters. This is Ms. Carter's first book she has ever published, so I can understand why some buys aren't as good as her other books. I think that some of it is like teen soap opera. I do enjoy how the character thinks and how she is trying to make everyone happy but learns that she has to make herself happy too. I didn't enjoy how whiny the narrator sounded. I recommend the rest of this series and the rest of Ms. Carter's work, but feel this was the worst in the Gallagher Girl series.
NARRATION QUALITY: This book had the worst narration quality out of all the others in this series and out of the rest of Ms. Ally Carter's work. The narrator sounds like a whiny 4th grader, it might be easier for some to read this first book instead of listing to it. But the rest of the series is fine to listen to for me.
BLUSH FACTOR: There is a kiss and talk of the teachers being "hot." I wish there was less blush factor and more spy work, but that is just me.
RECOMMENDATION: Anyone can listen to this, but I would recommend this to teens and young adults.
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- Autumn
- 04-09-09
AWESOME!
This is a great book for girls/teens! I listened to this before I gave my students the option to read the book. I liked the narrator's voices and what's best is that there isn't any inappropriate content in the book (which the exception of "hell" that was written once or twice). I would highly recommend this spectacular "spy" book!
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- SheriG13
- 03-31-19
Not a fan of the narrator!
My 11 year old daughter and I listened to 'The Spies That Bind' together and LOVED it!! We were excited to listen to the next book in the series. The moment this book started, my daughter and I looked at each other with disappointment at the sound of the new narrator's voice. We took a week off of listening to get the original narrator's voice out of our heads. and upon returning we haven't stopped listening to the entire series daily!!
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- Nikki T
- 06-11-19
good book, bad narrator
I mean the book is fantastic. It's so good. I'm a die-hard Ally Carter fan. But the narrator is awful. She sounds like she is narrating a cartoon, and the voices she has for the different characters are ridiculous.
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- Trina
- 02-07-19
So funny
I laughed out loud multiple times at the teenage shenanigans. Captured perfectly for how girls that age act and overreact. Fun listen.
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