
I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Gallagher Girls, Book 1
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Ally Carter
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Cammie Morgan is a second-generation Gallagher Girl, and by her sophomore year she's already fluent in 14 languages and capable of killing a man in seven different ways (one of which involves a piece of uncooked spaghetti). But the one thing the Gallagher Academy hasn't prepared her for is what to do when she falls for a boy who thinks she's an ordinary girl.
Sure, she can tap his phone, hack into his computer, and track him through town without his ever being the wiser - but can she have a relationship with a regular boy who can never know the truth about her?
Cammie may be an elite spy-in-training, but in her sophomore year, she's beginning her most dangerous mission - falling in love.
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By: Ally Carter
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Between Shades of Gray
- By: Ruta Sepetys
- Narrated by: Emily Klein
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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Lina is just like any other 15-year-old Lithuanian girl in 1941. She paints, she draws, she gets crushes on boys - until one night when Soviet officers barge into her home, tearing her family from the comfortable life they've known. Separated from her father, forced onto a crowded and dirty train car, Lina, her mother, and her young brother slowly make their way north, crossing the Arctic Circle, to a work camp in the coldest reaches of Siberia.
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Sunlight Through the Cracks
- By FanB14 on 03-27-13
By: Ruta Sepetys
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Keeper of the Lost Cities
- By: Shannon Messenger
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Twelve-year-old Sophie has never quite fit into her life. She’s skipped multiple grades and doesn’t really connect with the older kids at school, but she’s not comfortable with her family, either. The reason? Sophie’s a Telepath, someone who can read minds. No one knows her secret - at least, that’s what she thinks.... But the day Sophie meets Fitz, a mysterious (and adorable) boy, she learns she’s not alone. He’s a Telepath too, and it turns out the reason she has never felt at home is that, well...she isn’t. Fitz opens Sophie’s eyes to a shocking truth....
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Amazing!
- By Anonymous User on 11-26-18
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Zetas Till We Die
- By: Amber Brown, Danielle Brown
- Narrated by: Inés del Castillo, Ariel Blake
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
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It’s been ten years since Priscilla and her Zeta Phi Zeta sorority sisters graduated college. Ten years since they were all in the same room together. Ten years since one of them died. And now Lupé’s killer has been released from prison on a technicality, days before their ten-year reunion. Priscilla decides that the party must go on; Lupé would have wanted it to. And besides, an epic reunion bash might be the perfect distraction. Back together, the Zetas party like it’s 2012, and it’s wild, just the way it used to be. Maybe too wild.
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Sisterhood gone terribly wrong
- By Crystal Day Black on 12-19-24
By: Amber Brown, and others
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The Scottish Ladies' Detective Agency
- By: Lydia Travers
- Narrated by: Helen McAlpine
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Edinburgh, 1911: When Maud McIntyre and her lady’s maid, Daisy, form a detective agency, they never dream their first case will take place at a glamorous house in the Scottish Highlands. But when the duchess of Duddingston, concerned that a notorious jewelry thief will target her lavish weekend party, employs Maud to go undercover as a guest to find the culprit, the agency has its first case to solve....
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Many mysteries in one!
- By Kathy W. on 07-12-23
By: Lydia Travers
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-08-12
Appeals to the teen girl I once was
Ok, so this book wasn't good as Heist Society, but I am fast becoming an Ally Carter fan! The Gallagher Girls are just great fun. Not only did I relate to the boarding school misconceptions, I whole-heartedly enjoyed the homage paid to Alias and other spy genre greats. I wondered if the main characters in both series would be similar, but Carter crafts them uniquely despite the similarities in their secret-filled lives. I enjoyed the light-hearted humor that kept potentially intense scenes from being taken too seriously. Unlike Alias, this is no "Project Christmas" creating super-human spies. No matter what the girls' special skills, they are all still just high school girls with high school girl problems. See you in sub level 2.
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- Nancy
- 09-12-19
Great Middle School Read
Cammie Morgan goes to the Gallagher Academy for exceptional young women. IT’s your typical boarding school, except it’s where girls go for spy training. This book is geared towards middle school readers but every now and again an adult could just use a fun, light read, that’ll make her laugh. At some points in this book I felt like I was listening in to a group of 15-year-old girls and their typical angst which, when it’s not you or your daughter, is pretty funny to listen to. In “I’d Tell You That I Love You But Then I’d Have to Kill You” Cammie meets a “townie,” a boy that lives in the nearby town of Roseville. He’s her first crush and she uses her sleuth skills to sneak out of the boarding house (also referred to as a mansion) to see him, forgetting that her mother, who also happens to be trained as a spy and is the head master at the school, has some pretty amazing sleuthing skills of her own.
BLUSH FACTOR: There is discussion of “getting to second base” and kissing, etc. but I’d let my daughter read it (if I happened to have a middle-school aged daughter), perhaps with a discussion of appropriate behavior and what it means to get to second base.
THE WRITING: This is the second Gallagher Girl book I’ve listened to and I found it to be well-written. Ally Carter captures the essence of teenage behavior well and like I said, I found the book extremely humorous. This book is written from Cammie’s perspective.
STAND-ALONE OR CLIFFHANGER ENDING: Though this book is part of a series, it has a solid ending.
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: Well done.
NARRATOR OF THE AUDIBLE VERSION: Very well done. The narrator sounds like a teenage girl except when an adult voice is needed.
BOTTOM LINE: It’s not for everyone, but I enjoyed it.
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- ML
- 11-14-17
Great YA with it all-romance,mystery,action
I love this whole series. My first dip into YA fiction. Boarding school narrative with a twist- these girls are training to be spies. The townies think this is an exclusive school for spoiled rich girls. Our lead character acts on a crush on a townie and her suitemates help her. These girls have rigorous classes and exciting training exercises. Great book for middle schoolers and older.
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- EL
- 02-25-19
Pleasant Spy Romp
Light hearted spy tale with fun characters. Some predictable elements but a great listen overall.
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- Loves to shop amazon
- 12-05-14
Fun, lighthearted girl series.
I liked this series. Was it the best thing I ever read? No. But it was entertaining enough to read in its entirety. Mindless and easy fun.
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-16-20
Worst in Series but I recommend rest of books
**NO SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW :)**
ABOUT THE BOOK: Cameron Ann Morgan is know as the chameleon. She lives and studies in a spy school with her best friends at her side, Cammie is in the dark about many things, like her fathers missing. But, for now, Cammie is studying at spy school, she is with her "hot" new covops teacher, Mr. Solomon. And a question is pressing on Cammie's shoulders, if she wants to be normal or have a risky life as a spy. On top of that, Cammie meets Josh, a normal boy who thinks Cammie is home schooled and has a normal cat named Suzy. Cammie has to decide if she wants to be normal and be with a boy like Josh, or become a spy.
MY REVIEW: I personally really, really like Ms. Carter's work, it had beautiful writing and colorful characters. This is Ms. Carter's first book she has ever published, so I can understand why some buys aren't as good as her other books. I think that some of it is like teen soap opera. I do enjoy how the character thinks and how she is trying to make everyone happy but learns that she has to make herself happy too. I didn't enjoy how whiny the narrator sounded. I recommend the rest of this series and the rest of Ms. Carter's work, but feel this was the worst in the Gallagher Girl series.
NARRATION QUALITY: This book had the worst narration quality out of all the others in this series and out of the rest of Ms. Ally Carter's work. The narrator sounds like a whiny 4th grader, it might be easier for some to read this first book instead of listing to it. But the rest of the series is fine to listen to for me.
BLUSH FACTOR: There is a kiss and talk of the teachers being "hot." I wish there was less blush factor and more spy work, but that is just me.
RECOMMENDATION: Anyone can listen to this, but I would recommend this to teens and young adults.
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- dpenney
- 11-20-18
only for teens
Well it is only for teens. The reader's voice was very annoying to me. The character development was poor. It lacked drama. I appreciated the fact there was no swearing or naughty stuff. Reccomending this book to teens. The ending was not what I hoped. Oh well.
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- Richard A Maloy
- 12-17-20
fun story, weak reader
Ally Carter always write great stories and the PREFACE short story to this series was fabulous! But this performance was hard to deal with as the consistent tone for the protagonist sounded more like an 11 yr old girl instead of a 14-15 year old girl. All other characters were done VERY well, so it was a shame that our heroine was voiced so immaturely.
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- ELizabeth
- 03-03-19
Great for Tweens and not too boring for Mom
This book was enjoyed by my kids (tweens) and was not boring for myself (Mom).
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- Michele D. Metcalf
- 03-27-19
Cute, fun, and easy to listen to.
Fun and easy book to listen to. Really enjoy the narrorator. Highly recommend if you want a fun and enjoyable story.
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