
If You've Got It, Haunt It
Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 2
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Kylie Stewart
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Joel Froomkin
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Steffanie Holmes
About this listen
Nothing is permanent. Not even death.
I'm Bree Mortimer, and I can bring ghosts back to life.
The hot-as-Hades Roman Centurion in my bedroom is living proof that I can raise the dead. Now, all I have to do is stop him from swimming naked in the duck pond and trying to stab anyone with a man bun, and my life will be perfect.
Hah. That's a joke. My life is a spooktacular failure. I've got two ghostly lovers who are desperate for me to bring them back, too, but if I don't figure out how to control my new magical powers, there could be grave consequences.
That's going to be difficult since the only person who can help me was ripped to pieces by a monster who can't possibly be human. Some dark power is after resurrection magic, and if I don't figure out how to stop it, I'm next.
Luckily, with a sword-wielding psychotic ex-ghost, a sarcastic royal rake, a cinnamon roll Victorian gentleman, a sadistic bat, a vampire-slaying bookshop owner, and the village undertaker on my side, I stand a ghost of a chance. Right?
Bree and her ghostly men are back for another spooky adventure in If You've Got It, Haunt It, book two of this darkly humorous cozy fantasy series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start listening!
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- katherine glaneman
- 01-27-25
Very enjoyable.
A high, high, cliffhanger at the end. I will continue the adventure happily.
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- saphire charles
- 03-25-25
murders seem to follow Bree....
Pax is a steamy boyfriend.Having hot ghost follow you around and want not only to make passionate love but help solve murders in Grimdale even more dreamy. Bree has done something she was not allowed to do. Each book revealing more. Hope the more is unraveled in the last 2 books.
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- Michelle Reuss
- 06-10-24
Love this series
I love this series. The author has a great sense of humor and writes that humor into the story so well. Pax and Edward make me want to pop them in the back of the head and then rub it to make them feel better. They are both clueless but you can't help but love them. And Ambrose is just prefect and is the prefect book boyfriend.
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- Amie Thompson
- 02-05-25
Hate a cliff hanger
First book was a complete story. This ends on a cliff hanger.
It prattles on not getting as much accomplished as it should.
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- Frances
- 01-11-24
I just Can't!!
This FC is so darn wishy-washy that I just can't finish this series. She is getting worse with every chapter. So, to save my phone from being thrown across the room in frustration and anger at this....WOMAN, I quit!!
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