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I'll Mature When I'm Dead

Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood

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I'll Mature When I'm Dead

By: Dave Barry
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I'll Mature When I'm Dead is the New York Times best-seller from "the funniest man in America" (New York Times). Let Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and nationally unrecognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey to adulthood a little easier - and a lot funnier.

Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process - with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, and even vampires!

©2010 Dave Barry (P)2010 Penguin Entertainment & Celebrities Literature & Fiction Satire Celebrity Funny Witty Comedy
Hilarious Humor • Entertaining Essays • Relatable Truths • Poignant Moments • Excellent Narration
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I laughed a lot. Humorous essays on a variety of topics. Most of them were funny. But a few less so. The weakest ones for me were the one about writing a screenplay and Dave’s retelling of “Twilight” the famous teenage vampire story. It was funny at first, but he could have stopped after the first third or so. It became repetitive.

The author did a great job of narrating the audiobook. Good timing with pauses. I didn’t have to keep stopping the tape the way I did with Woody Allen.

Genre: humorous essays

4 ½ stars. Fun. This guy is really good.

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Dave Barry is a genius. Listening to this on public transportation is risky. People will stare as you become hysterical and giggly. It's a great testament that I was willing to endure the looks of distain as I rode to and from work. It's that good.

Enough said.

Hysterical and thoroughly entertaining.

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Dave Berry’s column used to be a weekly staple of the Los Angeles Times newspaper and never failed to be entertaining. This book of his essays is filled with humor and food for thought.

Wise and humorous book

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I have enjoyed every Dave Barry article and book I have ever read. This was no exception. The understated humor is great. Many real belly laughs in this one.

Dave Barry Cracks Me Up!

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A collection of various observances on every day life that will make you smile. It is light, funny, and a great listen when you need something to brighten your day. I would listen for awhile, then put it away for awhile, then listen again, it was great. Dave talks about the every-day things that we don't really think about in a new light.

It will brighten your day

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I think I said it all with the subject line. Not all of these essays are hilarious but more than enough will have you laughing out loud. Dave Barry is always worth the credit.

Not all greatest hits, but so many gems

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Made fun of classic middle class conditioning concerning manhood and dadhood. I enjoyed listening, especially about his colonoscopy! I can't help but think I would have laughed more out loud had I been reading it to myself in its original format. Audibly, it would have been much funnier if delivered out loud by a professional comidian who has more dynamic inflection to bring out the more humerous points.

A good listen, could be slightly improved.

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Typical Dave Barry humor, and I'm with Dave on this one, I don't care how old you are farts are funny. Just enjoy and laugh!

If Dave Barry makes you laugh

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This is a funny book, but I don't recommend listening to it while working out at the health club...people will wonder what you're laughing at!

Typical Dave Barry Humor

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Laugh out loud funny throughout. A little more acerbic than his newspaper column, and more creative. His spoofs on modern TV and vampire novels were the standout for me. I will be reading this again, and again.

Heeelarious

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