Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P.
City Retiree Action Patrol, Book 1
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Robert Thornhill
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How old is too old to dream? Walt Williams always dreamed of being a hero. When retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be, Walt decides it's the perfect time to achieve his dream and give Lady Justice a helping hand. So he decides to become a cop! Follow Walt as he leaves the real-estate world and retirement to solve crime and bring perps to justice. It's a bumpy but often hilarious ride. Walt and Ox, his partner in the Kansas City police department, find very unorthodox ways of bringing criminals to justice. After all, Walt has to rely on his ability to outsmart the bad guys. And they have plenty of help from others in the senior set. In this action packed, laugh-out-loud tale, Walt and his band of scrappy seniors are faced with the terrifying challenge of taking out the Realtor Rapist and the huge job of bringing down the Russian mob. It's a job only the City Retiree Action Patrol can do, and they provide plenty of laughs along the way. I guarantee, after listening to Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P., you will come away with a new light-hearted perspective and respect for the triumphs and challenges of the senior set. In fact, you may even be prompted to ask your grandpa what he's been up to lately!
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- By: James Swain
- Narrated by: Peter Jay Fernandez
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Years ago, South Florida cop Jack Carpenter beat up a murder suspect named Simon Skell, a dangerous predator with a penchant for playing the Rolling Stones' "Midnight Rambler" as he tortured young women. When Jack lost his temper, he lost his job and marriage, too; so as Skell's early release from prison draws near, the tarnished hero, now a specialist in missing-child cases, sees an opportunity to make things right.
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Not one of James Swain's best
- By Maryfrances on 12-04-07
By: James Swain
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Young Al Capone
- The Untold Story of Scarface in New York, 1899-1925
- By: William Balsamo, John Balsamo
- Narrated by: Daniel May
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Many people are familiar with the story of Al Capone, the legendary Chicago gangster best known for orchestrating the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. But few are aware that Capone’s remarkable story began in the Navy Yard section of Brooklyn, New York. Tutored by the likes of infamous mobsters Johnny Torrio and Frankie Yale, young Capone’s disquieting demeanor, combined with the “technical advice” he learned from these shady teachers, contributed to the molding of a brutal criminal....
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Is this fiction or non-fiction?
- By Gerry B. on 11-03-20
By: William Balsamo, and others
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Death, Taxes, and a French Manicure
- Tara Holloway Series, Book 1
- By: Diane Kelly
- Narrated by: C.S.E. Cooney
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Tax cheats, beware: The Treasury Department's Criminal Investigations Division has a new special agent on its payroll. A recovering tomboy with a head for numbers, Tara's fast becoming the Annie Oakley of the IRS-kicking ass, taking social security numbers, and keeping the world safe for honest taxpayers. Or else. Tara's latest mission finds her in hot pursuit of ice-cream vendor Joseph "Joe Cool" Cullen. Along with frozen treats he's selling narcotics-and failing to report his ill-gotten gains on his tax returns. Over Tara's dead body.
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Not a Bad Series
- By Sandy on 02-16-18
By: Diane Kelly
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Cash Landing
- A Novel
- By: James Grippando
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Every week a hundred million dollars in cash arrives at Miami International Airport, shipped by German banks to the Federal Reserve. A select group of trusted workers moves the bags through customs and loads them into armored trucks.
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Good Start To The Series
- By Lia on 10-21-18
By: James Grippando
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Big City, Bad Blood
- By: Sean Chercover
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Disillusioned newspaper reporter-turned-private detective Ray Dudgeon doesn't want to save the world; he just wants to do an honest job well. But when doing an honest job threatens society's most powerful and corrupt, Ray's odds of survival make for a sucker's bet.
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Quintessentially Chicago
- By Eva Gannon on 09-21-09
By: Sean Chercover
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That Darkness
- By: Lisa Black
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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Maggie's latest case is an unidentified female in her early teens, discovered in a local cemetery. More shocking than the girl's injuries - for Maggie at least - is the fact that no one has reported her missing. She and the detectives assigned to the case (including her cop ex-husband) are determined to follow every lead, run down every scrap of evidence. But the monster they seek is watching every move, closer to them than they could possibly imagine.
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Slow and Boring
- By viv on 06-08-16
By: Lisa Black
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Whiskey Sour
- Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels Mysteries, Book 1
- By: J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: Susie Breck, Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Lieutenant Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels is having a bad week. Her live-in boyfriend has left her for his personal trainer, chronic insomnia has caused her to max out her credit cards with late-night home shopping purchases, and a frightening killer who calls himself "The Gingerbread Man" is dumping mutilated bodies in her district.
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Like the book but GRAPHIC details
- By Kari on 10-31-09
By: J. A. Konrath
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Dead Eyes
- A Novel
- By: Stuart Woods
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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First there were roses and the notes in her mailbox signed simply, "Admirer". Then the accident. One minute Chris Callaway was one of Hollywood's brightest rising stars, starting a new picture that could send her career skyrocketing; the next she was falling from the unfinished deck of her beautiful new Malibu beach house...waking up blind, uncertain whether she would ever see again.
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Great
- By Richard Bell on 05-08-16
By: Stuart Woods
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Manhattans and Murder
- The Murder, She Wrote Mysteries, Book 2
- By: Jessica Fletcher, Donald Bain
- Narrated by: Beth Porter
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Promoting her latest books brings best-selling mystery writer Jessica Fletcher to New York for Christmas. Her schedule includes book signings, chat-show appearances, department store shopping...and murder. But it all begins with a sidewalk Santa staring at Jessica with fear and recognition.
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A release of an older Donald Bain book in the series, thank goodness
- By Dorise on 02-01-19
By: Jessica Fletcher, and others
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- zoe
- 12-20-16
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What did you love best about Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P.?
This book is a quick and amusing read about the contributions that seniors can make. The book contains short chapters, each of which tells one of Walt's adventures. This book has humor for all ages not just seniors.
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- AzMike
- 01-21-17
Author has a knack for taking the reader back to
the world we grew up in, where a joke was a joke and women very likely were broads. The time flies while listening to the story go deeper and deeper. Walt has such great luck, I want him to buy me a Powerball ticket.
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- April H.
- 11-09-16
Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P.
Lady Justice Takes A C.R.A.P.
: Robert Thornhill
I have to say I hadn't read or listened to this author before. That doesn't mean I haven't heard of him. I started listening, not quite sure what to expect. The story drew me in from the start, with a career change, crime fighting senior citizens and set in Kansas City. I will be looking for more of these books, hopefully in audio format.
The narration was well done.The characters were well portrayed by George Kuch.
"I was voluntarily provided this review copy audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator."
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- Tiffany
- 12-07-16
Looking forward to more
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I didn't know what to expect. I'm glad I decided to take a chance. I love the sense of humor displayed throughout the book. I've listened to the narrator before. He did not disappoint. I received this audobook for free through Audiobook Boom for my unbiased review.
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- Christina
- 11-21-16
A senior adventure with lots of great characters!
The main character is my dad's age, so I had a lot of fun imagining him taking on the world of crime & catching thieves!
This book was a fun listen from beginning to end. There are a lot of hilarious characters, including Willie (he was my fav), who made this story even better! Big personalities & lots of adventure. There are also quite a few mysteries and adventures packed into this listen. It's not just one murder that takes the whole book to solve. Rather, there are quite a few cases to solve & dynamics happening. So, there is a lot that keeps the listener entertained!
I was gifted this book in exchange for my honest review.
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- Jane
- 04-19-17
Thoroughly Entertaining
I received this audiobook freely from the author/narrator, or publisher and am offering my free and unbiased review. Nice introduction to a series. Looks like there will be a bunch of memorable characters and hopefully a continuation of those we just met in this first book. I really enjoyed this "listen". Thank You
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- Roger Fauble
- 09-13-18
Surprisingly fun & enjoyable read
Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P. is my first read/listen from author Robert Thornhill. Although I own 20 of his books I’d never gotten around to reading one until I got the first book in Audio. My loss. Since I own both the Kindle & Audible editions I was able to follow along with the narration. An enjoying & entertaining read. Filled with puns & one-liners, that’s just plain fun. Narrator George Kuch adds greatly to the listening enjoyment with his wide variety of entertaining voices & inflections. I’ll definitely be reading more from Thornhill!
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- Marla
- 05-30-20
Loved this more than Evanowich
What a delightful read. Humor, drama, romance. After you retire what are you going to do. Join the police force as a rookie. Get those bad guys.I chuckled often while reading this book. Cannot wait to read book 2.
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- Dee
- 11-13-16
Definitely what I expected
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I knew this story would be a wonderful romp into what seniors can accomplish if given the chance. It delivered.
The vignettes were fun, the criminal chase's were exciting, and the narration was completely in step with the character.
It was a pretty basic story but a good time was had by all.
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- C. A. Rawson
- 04-21-17
Enjoyed. Well worth reading,
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