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Liz Danger, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Cris Dukehart
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Eric G. Dove
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From the NY Times Bestselling duo that wrote Agnes and the Hitman, the first book in the Liz Danger series.
Liz Danger has returned home after fifteen years to deliver a giant teddy bear for her mother’s birthday (color: Guilt Red) when a cop with a great ass picks her up for speeding, fixes the missing lug nuts on her back wheel, pulls her out of a ditch, doesn’t give her a ticket, and helps her avoid her family. This is a man with real potential. The rest of the day goes downhill, starting with her finding out that the only man she’s ever loved is getting married to Lavender Blue, the most beautiful woman in southern Ohio. Really, the best thing in her day is that cop with the lug nuts.
Vince Cooper still isn't sure about being a cop in Burney, Ohio, a place he just moved to six months ago, since Burney is full of some fairly odd people spaced between long stretches of boredom. Still, considering the dangerous, difficult life he had before Burney as an Army Ranger and New York City cop, boredom is good. Then he picks up Liz Danger for speeding and life gets a lot more interesting. And when he picks her up again in the local bar the next night, he starts to realize that “interesting” doesn’t begin to describe what’s going to happen to him if he pulls Liz into his arms and his life.
As Liz navigates her dysfunctional family, her flamboyant boss phoning in from Chicago, her still-interested ex, her bridesmaid dress from hell, a dachshund with issues, a disaster of a wedding, assault, murder, and three hundred and ninety-three teddy bears, Vince shows up to get her through, even though he knows that the real peril for him in Burney is the one who came with her own warning label, Liz Danger.
LAVENDER’S BLUE: Would it kill you to go home and see your mother?
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“Narrators Cris Dukehart and Eric G. Dove combine their talents to tell the tale of ghostwriter Liz Danger's return to her small hometown of Burney, Ohio.… Dukehart voices Liz in a steady, no-nonsense tone, perfectly matching her matter-of-fact personality. Dove brings Vince to life with a deeply masculine performance. Burney has a large cast of characters, and both narrators aptly capture their unique qualities.“—AudioFile Magazine
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- Nights in Bliss Series, Book 1
- By: Lexi Blake
- Narrated by: Kitty Bang, Lee Samuels
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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When Rachel's past catches up with her, all of Bliss is in danger. Rachel knows she should run, but how can she leave behind the love she's found with Max and Rye and the home she's built in Bliss? With her whole town behind her, Rachel is ready to make her stand. It's time for her to get back in the saddle and ride.
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Well, Color Me Surprised!
- By The Lone Trekkie on 01-03-20
By: Lexi Blake
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Deserving Alaska
- The Refuge, Book 1
- By: Susan Stoker
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Aiden Snow
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When the unthinkable befalls Alaska during a trip to Russia, it’s Drake’s turn to drop everything and race to her aid. Safely back at The Refuge, he just as quickly realizes what he’s failed to see for two decades—his oldest, dearest friend is the love of his life. A revelation that may be too little, too late. Because Drake’s brought the enemy right to their door.
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I want to visit the Refuge.
- By 📚Erin 📚 on 08-03-22
By: Susan Stoker
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Trust Me
- Townsend Legacy, Book 1
- By: Tiffany Patterson
- Narrated by: Wesleigh Siobhan, Ryan West
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Let me start from the beginning… To stay out of jail, I’m forced to spy on Kyle Townsend, the billionaire heir to the Townsend Industries throne. My plan is simple: infiltrate Townsend Industries, get evidence of their alleged illegal dealings, and fork it over to the person blackmailing me. Then I’ll be free to leave that life of crime behind me forever and raise my niece in the peace she deserves. But Kyle’s smarter than the average trust fund baby. He’s also ruthless and distrustful. He never lets anyone in…until one day at work. I get sick. He’s there to care for me.
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Wesleigh Siobhan
- By Anonymous User on 03-19-24
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Hide Your Crazy
- KPD Motorcycle Patrol, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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"I’m kind of a lady, but definitely more of a weirdo." Hearing the woman at the table behind him say that to her friend should’ve turned Logan Gibbs off. It doesn’t. In all honesty, it only makes him listen harder. He’s had enough weird in his life to last a lifetime. The last thing his complicated life needs is a woman in it who has no clue what color you get when you mix yellow and blue together. Yet, her obvious blonde moments aren’t enough to deter him. Nor is her lack of finger-painting skills.
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A CUTE STORY & A GREAT START TO A NEW SERIES
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 12-23-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Avenging Angel
- Avenging Angels, Book 1
- By: Kristen Ashley
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Rachel Armstrong has a burning need to right the world’s wrongs. Thus, she becomes the Avenging Angel. And maybe she’s a bit too cocky about it. While riding a hunch about the identity of a kidnapper, she runs into Julien “Cap” Jackson, who was trained by the team at Nightingale Investigations in Denver. Now he’s a full-fledged member at their newly opened Phoenix branch. It takes Cap a beat to realize Raye’s the woman for him. It takes Raye a little longer (but just a little) to figure out how she feels about Cap.
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Awesome as always HOWEVER...
- By Kindle Customer on 04-02-24
By: Kristen Ashley
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Sweet as Sin
- Bad Habit, Book 1
- By: J. T. Geissinger
- Narrated by: Teri Clark Linden
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-something Kat Reid is loving life as an in-demand Hollywood makeup artist. She has absolutely no interest in rock 'n' roll, but in order to pay the mortgage, she agrees to work on the set of a rock video for the world-famous rockers known as Bad Habit...which brings her face-to-face with Nico Nyx, lead singer of Bad Habit and Adonis in the flesh.
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Not really a rock star story
- By MV on 08-06-15
By: J. T. Geissinger
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Eloise and the Grump Next Door
- Oakley Island Romcoms, Book 1
- By: Emma St. Clair, Jenny Proctor
- Narrated by: Stephanie Rose, Rock Engle
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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After graduation, I thought I’d be off to grad school, doing research on my favorite poet. Instead, I’m renovating my late grandmother’s home and posting about the process on Instagram. Talk about a detour… But here I am. Turning Gran’s beach house into a bed and breakfast; a process that would be a lot easier if I didn’t have to deal with the grumpy lawyer living next door. It doesn’t help that the night Jake and I met, I got a little tipsy, and he had to carry me back to my hotel.
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Really good
- By Nicole Light on 01-11-23
By: Emma St. Clair, and others
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Nevermore Bookstore
- Townsend Harbor, Book 1
- By: Kerrigan Byrne, Cynthia St. Aubin
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Stella Hunter
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Cadence "Cady" Bloomquist knows two things for sure: First, shelving books at her shop, Nevermore Bookstore, totally counts as cardio. Second, staying late every Thursday night to take a certain mysterious customer's order is not the same as waiting by the phone for some man. Until the calls with the man who identifies himself only as "Fox" last for hours, and become the highlight of her week. Which leaves her to wonder, if his velvet voice can kindle her fire over the phone, what sort of alchemy might it inspire if they met in person?
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Give it time
- By Ap2514 on 10-30-23
By: Kerrigan Byrne, and others
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Craving
- The Steel Brothers Saga, Book 1
- By: Helen Hardt
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Neva Navarre
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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After being left at the altar, Jade Roberts seeks solace at her best friend’s ranch on the Colorado western slope. Her humiliation still ripe, she doesn't expect to be attracted to her friend’s reticent brother, but when the gorgeous cowboy kisses her, all bets are off. Talon Steel is broken. Having never fully healed from a horrific childhood trauma, he simply exists, taking from women what is offered and giving nothing in return...until Jade Roberts catapults into his life.
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MY HEART ACHES....
- By mrsvicki on 07-26-16
By: Helen Hardt
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Homecoming King
- Three Kings, Book 1
- By: Penny Reid
- Narrated by: Joy Nash
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Rex “TW” McMurtry’s perpetual singlehood wouldn’t bother him so much if all his ex-girlfriends didn’t keep marrying the very next person they dated, especially when so many of those grooms are his closest friends. He may be a pro-football defensive end for the Chicago Squalls, but the press only wants to talk about how he’s always a groomsman and never a groom. Bartender Abigail McNerny is the gal-pal, the wing-woman, the she-BFF. Abby is convinced no one on earth could ever entice her into a romantic relationship...except that one guy she’s loved since preschool.
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Penny Reid + Joy Nash = magic
- By V. Szupiany on 05-11-22
By: Penny Reid
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Devil's Pass: A Sinners' Playground Prequel Novella
- A Harlequin Crew Novella, Book 1
- By: Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten years ago, The Harlequin Boys broke my heart. I thought my life was complete with them at my side, the five of us against the world, having each other’s backs no matter what the cost. I’d fight for them until my dying breath. It’s just a shame they didn’t feel the same. Once upon a time, my imperfect world shone bright with the light of four boys I would have killed for. This is the story of how they destroyed me.
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Don't skip the Prequel
- By Jenny on 06-28-21
By: Caroline Peckham, and others
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Last Resort
- S.I.N. Series, Book 1
- By: K. Bromberg
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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I was never supposed to see him again. Him being the man wearing the perfectly tailored suit, who oozed an intoxicating mixture of wealth, rebellion, and sex appeal. One night. No strings. No names. Still riding the high from last night, I walk in to meet my new client, and he’s wearing that same dangerous smirk. Yes, I’m consulting for Callahan Sharpe. That Callahan Sharpe. Billionaire heir who abides by no rules, bucks convention, and is determined to complete one final project to honor his late father’s legacy. Luckily, and unluckily for me, I’m tasked to help.
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A FIVE STAR • SPARKY • CUTE • SEXY • SLOW-BURN
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 04-03-22
By: K. Bromberg
Great read
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I'm not sure if it was the poor narration (nothing technically wrong but both the narrators came across as bored at one point or another - which I found irritating) but any attempts at humour fell flat. The usual pop culture humour references were there but there seemed to be no follow thru that turns that into the expected LOL moments that I've come to expect from Crusie.
I can't even blame Bob Mayer, bcos I've enjoyed some of the books he's co-authored with Crusie.
Overall it was a bit meh. I'm sure I'll get around to re-reading it again at some point, to give it another chance (I've been a fan of Jenny Crusie too long not to do so), and maybe I'll get more out of it if I'm not constantly feeling annoyed about the lack of laughs; but for now, I'm moving on to the second book in the series (why, when I wasn't impressed with the first? bcos I bought all 3 on sale); altho given that many of the reviews rate it a lot more poorly than this one, I'm definitely not expecting much.
[So why 4☆ for a book I found so disappointing? I'm trying to be fair. Yes, I was disappointed but, as I said, there was nothing technically wrong with the narration, and, although it was barely humorous it wasn't bad writing. Just not great. If you're not a Crusie fan, you might think this was a good book]
manage your expectations for this one
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Super enjoyable.
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Humor, Murder and so REAL!
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Great read
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So happy Jennifer and Bob are back together again!
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Loved it!!
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love
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Wow what an enjoyable book!
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The narrators were awesome to! Gonna look up more of their books since they were new to me as well.
Now on to the 2nd book.
Surprised me good!
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