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Eric G. Dove
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From the NY Times Bestselling duo that wrote Agnes and the Hitman, the first book in the Liz Danger series.
Liz Danger has returned home after fifteen years to deliver a giant teddy bear for her mother’s birthday (color: Guilt Red) when a cop with a great ass picks her up for speeding, fixes the missing lug nuts on her back wheel, pulls her out of a ditch, doesn’t give her a ticket, and helps her avoid her family. This is a man with real potential. The rest of the day goes downhill, starting with her finding out that the only man she’s ever loved is getting married to Lavender Blue, the most beautiful woman in southern Ohio. Really, the best thing in her day is that cop with the lug nuts.
Vince Cooper still isn't sure about being a cop in Burney, Ohio, a place he just moved to six months ago, since Burney is full of some fairly odd people spaced between long stretches of boredom. Still, considering the dangerous, difficult life he had before Burney as an Army Ranger and New York City cop, boredom is good. Then he picks up Liz Danger for speeding and life gets a lot more interesting. And when he picks her up again in the local bar the next night, he starts to realize that “interesting” doesn’t begin to describe what’s going to happen to him if he pulls Liz into his arms and his life.
As Liz navigates her dysfunctional family, her flamboyant boss phoning in from Chicago, her still-interested ex, her bridesmaid dress from hell, a dachshund with issues, a disaster of a wedding, assault, murder, and three hundred and ninety-three teddy bears, Vince shows up to get her through, even though he knows that the real peril for him in Burney is the one who came with her own warning label, Liz Danger.
LAVENDER’S BLUE: Would it kill you to go home and see your mother?
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“Narrators Cris Dukehart and Eric G. Dove combine their talents to tell the tale of ghostwriter Liz Danger's return to her small hometown of Burney, Ohio.… Dukehart voices Liz in a steady, no-nonsense tone, perfectly matching her matter-of-fact personality. Dove brings Vince to life with a deeply masculine performance. Burney has a large cast of characters, and both narrators aptly capture their unique qualities.“—AudioFile Magazine
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One year ago, Montana cowboy Dylan McLean left the love of his life at the altar and fled town, thinking he was doing the right thing by saving her from a scandal. He's found success on the rodeo circuit, but his love for Cathleen never faded. Now he's returned home to clear his name, claim his bride, and rebuild his legacy. Bed-and-breakfast owner Cathleen Shannon has moved on from her broken heart. That is, until Dylan shows up at her house one night asking for help and a second chance.
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Spirited, fast moving story
- By WG Maverick on 02-19-24
By: C.J. Carmichael
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Bet Me
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Deanna Hurst
- Length: 12 hrs
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Min Dobbs knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet. Cal Morrisey knows commitment is impossible, especially with a woman as cranky as Min Dobbs. When they say good-bye at the end of their evening, they cut their losses and agree never to see each other again. But Fate has other plans.
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My favorite Crusie book. Wonderfully witty lines.
- By Jane on 06-12-17
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Fast Women
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 13 hrs and 14 mins
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Nell Dysart's in trouble. Her divorce is 18 months old, she's been sleepwalking through life, and the best job she can get is with a detective agency that specializes in relationship work. Determined to turn her life around, Nell flings herself into making McKenna Investigations a better place.
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Great romance, good wit, and more than it seems
- By Barbara Kindle Customer on 08-02-08
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Manhunting
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Renée Raudman
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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Kate Svenson is attractive, successful, a brilliant businesswoman - and miserable. After three failed engagements, she realizes it's time for a PLAN...an organized, detailed agenda with a clear goal: finding Mr. Right.
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A MUST BUY
- By Nancy on 01-08-09
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Wild Ride
- By: Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
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Mary Alice Brannigan doesn’t believe in the supernatural. Nor does she expect to find that Dreamland, the decaying amusement park she’s been hired to restore, is a prison for the five Untouchables, the most powerful demons in the history of the world. Plus, there’s a guy she’s falling hard for, and there’s something about him that’s not quite right.
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Please -No more paranormal stuff
- By S. Schmidt on 05-26-10
By: Jennifer Crusie, and others
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Agnes and the Hitman
- By: Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
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Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane - no last name, just Shane - and he has his own problems.
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Ditzy Agnes?
- By Sharon11675 on 12-29-10
By: Jennifer Crusie, and others
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A Cowboy's Proposal
- Shannon Sisters, Book 1
- By: C.J. Carmichael
- Narrated by: Charlotte North
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
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One year ago, Montana cowboy Dylan McLean left the love of his life at the altar and fled town, thinking he was doing the right thing by saving her from a scandal. He's found success on the rodeo circuit, but his love for Cathleen never faded. Now he's returned home to clear his name, claim his bride, and rebuild his legacy. Bed-and-breakfast owner Cathleen Shannon has moved on from her broken heart. That is, until Dylan shows up at her house one night asking for help and a second chance.
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Spirited, fast moving story
- By WG Maverick on 02-19-24
By: C.J. Carmichael
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Bet Me
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Deanna Hurst
- Length: 12 hrs
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Min Dobbs knows that happily-ever-after is a fairy tale, especially with a man who asked her to dinner to win a bet. Cal Morrisey knows commitment is impossible, especially with a woman as cranky as Min Dobbs. When they say good-bye at the end of their evening, they cut their losses and agree never to see each other again. But Fate has other plans.
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My favorite Crusie book. Wonderfully witty lines.
- By Jane on 06-12-17
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Fast Women
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 13 hrs and 14 mins
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Nell Dysart's in trouble. Her divorce is 18 months old, she's been sleepwalking through life, and the best job she can get is with a detective agency that specializes in relationship work. Determined to turn her life around, Nell flings herself into making McKenna Investigations a better place.
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Great romance, good wit, and more than it seems
- By Barbara Kindle Customer on 08-02-08
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Manhunting
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Renée Raudman
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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Kate Svenson is attractive, successful, a brilliant businesswoman - and miserable. After three failed engagements, she realizes it's time for a PLAN...an organized, detailed agenda with a clear goal: finding Mr. Right.
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A MUST BUY
- By Nancy on 01-08-09
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Wild Ride
- By: Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Mary Alice Brannigan doesn’t believe in the supernatural. Nor does she expect to find that Dreamland, the decaying amusement park she’s been hired to restore, is a prison for the five Untouchables, the most powerful demons in the history of the world. Plus, there’s a guy she’s falling hard for, and there’s something about him that’s not quite right.
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Please -No more paranormal stuff
- By S. Schmidt on 05-26-10
By: Jennifer Crusie, and others
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Lacey
- Outback Brides of Wirralong, Book 1
- By: Fiona McArthur
- Narrated by: Caroline Lee
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Lacey Jerome had always fought her attraction to sexy police officer Cameron James, but one crazy night, she let her hair down and fell into bed with him. Their night together turned more passionate, more soul-scorching than she’d imagined it could be, but mixed messages from Cameron had her fleeing the scene. Now, she's back in Wirralong with the memories of their one-night stand etched into her mind and a mission to reconnect with the man who made her lose her head in the most delicious manner.
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Great ending
- By JEANNINE on 12-01-24
By: Fiona McArthur
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Soul of the Witch
- Witches of Keating Hollow, Volume 1
- By: Deanna Chase
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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At age 18, after a spell tragically backfired, Abby Townsend left Keating Hollow and her magic behind to find redemption. Twelve years later, after being summoned by her family, she’s back. As soon as she drives into town, she’s already plotting her inevitable exit, but she can’t quite escape the pull of the tightly knit magical community or the soulful gaze of the one man she’s never forgotten. And when a nine-year old witch not only leads her back to her magic, but also steals her heart, Abby’s about to learn what it means to embrace the soul of a witch.
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Fun and fast read!
- By Jaclyn679 on 11-04-19
By: Deanna Chase
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Coffee at Luke's
- An Unauthorized Gilmore Girls Gabfest
- By: Jennifer Crusie, Leah Wilson
- Narrated by: Colby Elliott
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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In the fall of 2000, Gilmore Girls premiered on the WB, and viewers were introduced to the quirky world of Stars Hollow and the Gilmores who had made it their home, mother-daughter best friends Lorelai and Rory. Coffee at Luke's is the perfect look at what made the show such a clever, beloved part of the television landscape for so long.
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By Women, About Women, Computerized Male Narrator
- By James M. Patton on 02-12-18
By: Jennifer Crusie, and others
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One Perfect Summer
- Hazel Island
- By: Iris Morland
- Narrated by: Heather Costa, Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Practical and reliable, Bekah Matthews is tired of her good-girl image. After her boyfriend dumps her, she decides to throw caution to the wind. So what better way to let her hair down than to have a no-strings-attached fling while living on the paradise that is Hazel Island?
By: Iris Morland
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Maybe This Time
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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When Andie tries to gain closure with her ex-husband, he asks one final favor of her. A distant cousin has died and left North the guardian of two orphans. When Andie meets the two children, she realizes the situation is much worse than she feared. Carter and Alice aren’t your average delinquents, and the creepy old house where they live is being run by the worst housekeeper since Mrs. Danvers. Complicating matters is Andie’s fiancé’s suspicion that this is all a plan by North to get Andie back.
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Loved It!!!
- By Donna Thomas on 09-03-10
By: Jennifer Crusie
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This Crazy Love
- Swoon Series, Book 1
- By: J.H. Croix
- Narrated by: Maya Beechwood, Matt Godfrey
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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Jackson Stone is hot-like burn-down-buildings kind of hot. He's also my brother's best friend, and the memory of one kiss with him years ago still might get to me. Maybe. But, I am not looking for a second chance. When I return to the small town of Stolen Hearts Valley, my life is a hot mess. I'm a few bucks shy of broke with nowhere else to go. My heart's battered and bruised, and when it comes to romance, the door is nailed shut. But Jackson's the kind of man women ruin panties over. Oh, and he's my roommate. Talk about too close for comfort.
By: J.H. Croix
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The Ex-cavenger Hunt
- By: Kendall Hale
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Stephanie Németh-Parker
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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According to this article, I might’ve already met my soulmate . . . And I missed my chance to find the love of my life. It's the cherry on top of an already doomed situation. If I don’t find my own date for my sister’s wedding, I’m stuck with the worst groomsman as a date. The answer is simple: go on a quest to reunite with my exes and figure out where everything went wrong—or right. The execution…not so much: Out of desperation, I accept help from the least likely source.
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𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆-𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄!! 💗💗💗
- By Pamela Ann Plumer on 02-16-25
By: Kendall Hale
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Trust Me on This
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
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Dennie Banks is an investigative reporter chasing down the biggest story of her career. Alec Prentice is a government agent working undercover to catch an elusive grifter. When they meet by accident, it’s a case of mistaken identities at first sight. What they don’t mistake is the instant attraction they have for each other, an attraction they’ll do everything in their power to resist - because Dennie thinks that Alec is running interference for her interview subject, and Alec suspects that Dennie is linked to his swindler. As the confusion grows, so do their feelings for each other....
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Love Crusie and Dawe -
- By BuffyF on 12-16-12
By: Jennifer Crusie
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The Cinderella Deal
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Susan Boyce
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
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Daisy Flattery is a free spirit with a soft spot for strays and a weakness for a good story. Why else would she agree to the outrageous charade offered by her buttoned-down workaholic neighbor, Linc Blaise? The history professor needs to have a fiancée in order to capture his dream job, and Daisy is game to play the role. But something funny happens on their way to the altar that changes everything.
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Definitely worth it
- By Carolyn Gwaltney on 05-03-12
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Anyone But You
- By: Jennifer Crusie
- Narrated by: Susan Ericksen
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Ignoring her insistent best friend, some interfering do-gooders, and the ubiquitous dog Fred - not to mention her suddenly raging hormones - 40-year-old Nina thinks anyone but Alex would be a better bet for a relationship. But the more silver-haired stiffs she dates, the more she suspects it's the young dog-loving doctor she wants to sit and stay!
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Jennifer Crusie knows how to have fun
- By Bonnie on 09-30-08
By: Jennifer Crusie
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Hate You Always
- By: Jennifer Sucevic
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Jennifer Blom
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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It all starts with a bucket list and a romance novel…. I’ve known Ryder McAdams my entire life. We’re neighbors and our families are besties. He’s also friends and teammates with my younger brother, Maverick. But Ryder and me? We’ve never been close. In fact, I’ve always gotten the distinct impression he doesn’t like me very much. He goes out of his way to ignore me. Know what makes it worse?
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Great series start
- By AMB on 08-17-24
By: Jennifer Sucevic
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The Twenty-Sided Sorceress Series, Books 1-3
- Justice Calling, Murder of Crows, Pack of Lies
- By: Annie Bellet
- Narrated by: Folly Blaine
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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This is the omnibus of the first three books in the urban fantasy series Twenty-Sided Sorceress, collected together for the first time in one convenient volume.
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- By Binder38us on 05-04-16
By: Annie Bellet
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- Ann
- 02-10-24
Great read
Always enjoy an evening reading Jennifer Cruise. I am glad to have two more new books to read after this one.
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- Lynda M
- 02-23-24
So happy Jennifer and Bob are back together again!
what is there not to love? Action, romance, snark, humor, sarcasm. This is the duos best work yet. Great narrators made this book come alive. I'm ready to jump right into the next book. Jennifer and Bob (Bobiffer? Job?) keep up the great work!
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- Suzie Purifoy
- 02-22-24
Loved it!!
I have always loved Jennifer Cruise’s books and this one did not disappoint. I can’t wait to listen to them he next one.
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- VrM
- 07-29-24
love
the book was fantastic. the reading was good. the mmc's voice with the New York accept kept throwing me off BUT he's a new Yorker and it was completely appropriate.
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- Leigh
- 09-29-24
Wow what an enjoyable book!
This book does not disappoint on plot, surprises and romance. The characters are believable and strong in their actions. It’s a great listen.
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- Merry
- 02-07-24
At last! So ready for this book!
I’m a long time fan of Jennifer Cruise's work and have all of her other books which I’ve read and listened to many times so was very excited to see a new series by her and Bob Mayer.(already bought 2&3) I love the characters and the story kept me interested from page one. I appreciate the personalities and the way she develops her characters. They seem like people I’d like to meet. Would definitely recommend this and any of her other books!
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- JoAnn
- 03-07-24
Worth The Wait
Thanks Jenny and Bob! So happy you’ve teamed up again. Great story & characters. Looking forward to the next one!
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- Cecilia
- 09-18-24
Good story
I thought this was a good story! A woman returning home to face her childhood trauma. A puzzling murder and a cute love story. All with some good twists and turns! Also enjoyed the narration!
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- Trosado
- 08-14-24
4.5 Stars!
Thank you for publishing more stories, Ms. Crusie. I'm thrilled to be back in one of your books.
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- S.R.L.
- 10-31-24
Very entertaining!!
I really love this book. It has several threads of mystery, wonderful characters, some romance, an entertaining setting, and great slices of humor. I enjoyed the story itself, the way it is written, and the performance. I will be listening to the rest in this series!
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