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Legend of the A**hole Squirrel
- Adult Fairy Tales, Book 1
- Narrated by: Noah DeBiase
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
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The alligator had a good life, but his neighbor was a little a**hole. His neighbor just happened to be a squirrel. Not all squirrels are a**holes, but this one was. What was the poor alligator to do? He did what anybody would do: went into his garage and built a 60mm machine-gun, a flamethrower, and a grenade launcher, with which to deal with the problem. Then, suddenly, things got crazy.
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The West's own governments are giving up, have already lost, or are leading the charge to something else. This doesn't sit well with those who believe in liberty. This is the story of a people who have lost the political fight, they've lost the culture wars, they haven't seen a level playing field in a generation, and they are about to be made serfs. None of that matters. They're leaving....
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Interesting Take on Dystopian (socialist) Future
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Point of Impact
- By: Stephen Hunter
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He was one the best Marine snipers in Vietnam. Today, 20 years later, all Bob Lee Swagger wants is to be left alone. But a shadowy military organization seduces him into one last mission for his country - unaware until too late that the game is rigged. The assassination plot is executed to perfection until Bob Lee Swagger, alleged lone gunman, comes out of the operation alive, the target of a nationwide manhunt, with his only allies a woman he just met and a discredited FBI agent.
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Beau Bridges ruined it for me...
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Tom Clancy's Net Force #5: Point of Impact
- By: Netco Partners
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In the year 2010, computers are the new superpowers. Those who control them control the world. To enforce the Net Laws, Congress creates the ultimate computer security agency within the FBI: the Net Force. It's the rich man's drug of choice - and it's being sold on the Internet for a thousand dollars a capsule. A potent mixture of smart drugs, psychedelics, angel dust, and steroids, it can turn a 50-year-old into a raging beast of aggression and sexual desire. Now it's up to the Net Force to find the source of this dangerous designer drug.
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J.k. Simmons and Tom Clancy, perfect match
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Home Before Daylight
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Steve Parish was never one to walk the straight-and-narrow, even during his childhood growing up in Flushing Meadow, Queens. Busted as a teenager for selling acid in the summer of 1968, Parish landed in Riker's Island. The experience changed him, and after getting out, he did his best to stay out of trouble, securing a job moving music equipment at the New York State Pavilion. The first show he worked was a Grateful Dead concert in July of 1969, and Parish was captivated by the music. A life seemingly headed nowhere had suddenly found its calling.
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The Garner Files
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After suffering physical abuse at the hands of his stepmother, James Garner left home at fourteen. He became Oklahoma's first draftee of the Korean War and was awarded with two Purple Hearts before returning to the United States and settling in Los Angeles to become an actor. Working alongside some of the most renowned celebrities, including Julie Andrews, Marlon Brando, and Clint Eastwood, Garner became a star in his own right, despite struggles with stage fright and depression.
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What a disappointment.
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Sam Acquillo is at the end of the line: he's a middle-aged corporate dropout living in a ramshackle cottage in Southampton's North Sea. But then the old lady next door ends up floating dead in her bathtub, and it seems that Sam is the only one who wonders why.
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A hero who doesn't work and play well with others.
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Max of the Rebellion
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Any kind of death annuls everything except his present knowledge and returns him to the past. This is a good way to test all sorts of things. That is, it would be, if not for one little thing.... This loop has real lords and it's unlikely that they'll be happy to hear about an uninvited guest. And that isn't his only problem - all of his memories of the last year have simply disappeared, but the world around him has changed in the meantime.
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Black Is the New White
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For more than 40 years—whether writing for Richard Pryor and Saturday Night Live or performing stand-up to sold-out crowds around the country—Paul Mooney has been provocative, incisive...and absolutely hilarious. His comedy has always been indisputably real and raw, reflecting race issues in America, and this fascinating, fearless new memoir continues that unapologetically candid tradition.
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Master Piece!! I loved every moment.
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Code named Devlin, he exists in the blackest shadows of the United States government--operating off the grid as the NSA's top agent. He's their most lethal weapon-and their most secret. But someone is trying to draw him out into the open by putting America's citizens in the crosshairs--and they will continue the slaughter until they get what they want.
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3-1/2 Stars - Could Have Been Better
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Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase.
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Its a Mad Mad Mad Florida!
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Kingdom of Fear
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Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson penned groundbreaking works as outrageous—and provocative—as the author himself. His memoir Kingdom of Fear provides compelling insight into his life and literary output.
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Size Matters Not
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You may not recognize my name-or my face for that matter-but it's very likely you've seen me at work. I've managed to cram quite a bit into my thirty-year acting career. In fact I've helped put more bums on cinema seats than Will Smith or Tom Hanks. Who else can say that they've helped destroy a Death Star? Defeated an evil sorceress? Taught magic to Harry Potter? Become a Jedi Master? Reluctantly hitchhiked across the galaxy in search of the answer to the Ultimate Question?
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Sincere and heart-warming
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- Joe
- 05-03-19
Not Your Average Fairy Tale!
Legend of the A**hole Squirrel: Adult Fairy Tales, Book 1. Written by Seth Chambers is a wild and wacky adult fairy tale. With the caveat that not all squirrels are a**hole but in this story, the starring little treerat is one. With his chitter chitter as he mocks his fellow creatures. You have to like an Alligator wearing sunglasses who can build a 60mm machine-gun, a flamethrower, and a grenade launcher. Mr. Gator also rides a Harley Davidson Fatboy so you know things will get real for the squirrel at some point in the story with an enemy like the gator.
The story holds the listener's attention with its tongue in cheek humor and jokes. The entire audiobook only runs 1 hour and 12 minutes. I could have easily listened to more from this author about these characters. The narration is provided by Noah DeBiase. Mr. DeBiase brought a strong skilled vocal quality to this audio production. The sounds effects and sound engineering really enhanced the overall production. This created a one truly amazing audio performance. The production quality of this audiobook is also the highest quality. I heard no problems during the entire performance. There were not any detectable flaws that I was able to hear during the entire performance such as loops, breaks, or buzzing. The production was crisp and clear. Seth Chambers delivered an excellent audiobook production. I highly recommend this audiobook. I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- MEDY L
- 04-29-19
Adult Fairy Tale
This is a quick audio book listen and very entertaining. Because of the length of the audio, I was able to listen to its entire story in one enjoyable sitting.
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- James Nance
- 09-03-19
Fantastic
Great Listen. Genuine laugh out loud moment. Thoroughly enjoy the writer and narration. Must listen!
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- Rowland
- 11-15-19
Too funny
I found myself smiling so hard and literally laughing out loud while listening to Legend of the A**hole Squirrel.... sooo funny
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- Anonymous User
- 07-05-19
Tooooo funny!
Just listened to this with my friend. Been walking around saying THIS IS BULLSHIT just like the actress in the story HA. Hard to believe this is one guy w/ all these voices! Fun story- Adults only - but great stuff
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- Joy
- 07-18-19
What an imagination!
This is my new favorite of Seth Chambers’ work! His creativity combined with Noah DeBiase’s artistic talents is a must listen to all audible enthusiasts.
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- Chopsticks11
- 04-23-19
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This was a delightful, over the top, story, but if you think of it as an adult fairy tale and then compare to what children's fairy tales are like, it is exactly as described. There were points where I rolled my eyes, laughed out loud and chuckled in between. It's a very quick read at just over an hour and well worth the time if you want something funny and a little out there.
Noah DeBiase does a great job with the narration and adds sound effects that add to the humor of the written piece. I'm sure that I laughed harder with the sound effects adding to the mood of the story than I would have without them.
Oh, and if ever there is an actual show on Animal Planet (AP) depicting these characters, I'll surely watch it, too.
I received a free copy of this audio book for my unbiased review. The opinions here are entirely my own.
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- D. Sturgeon
- 07-08-19
Funny story!
This fantastical tale will make you chuckle out loud numerous times throughout it's telling. Enjoy!
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- Deedra
- 08-07-19
Legend of the A**hole squirrel
This was hysterical!Bears with pockets.Squirrels on snow mobiles.Flame throwers!It was a fun listen.The sound effects and narration by Noah DeBiase were awesome! I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.'
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- Fantom
- 07-04-19
A "ballsy" A**hole squirrel ..
I received this audio book free of all costs & in return I'm offering my unbiased opinion & review of this book . I don't normally listen to stories about animals , especially a story about an a**hole squirrel . But I did & I was surprised , I should add , pleasantly surprised because this is a humorous story . The a**hole squirrel has enemies who wish him harm , there is alligator , a bear & a possum all armed with a machine gun , flame thrower , grenade launcher & possum even has a guided missile . No spoilers , but that weaponry should of been enough . This is a fast paced story that is quickly filled with new characters , we hear about the white pointer , the anti obese moray eel . We even hear about the turtle that worked with Francis Ford Coppola & the penguin that supplies second rate products . The pace that the narrator keeps this story moving along with many & various sound effects is very impressive . As I said , I don't normally listen to stories solely involving animals & fish but this has alter my opinion , maybe in the future I will listen to more if they are funny & interesting as this short story is .
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