Limbs
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Tim Meyer
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I am not a monster.
Ray Bridges, a professional electronics salesman, is looking for love in all the strange places. He spends most nights sneaking into support group meetings for the disabled in order to satisfy his deepest, darkest desires - to hook up with unfortunate, down-on-their-luck women who’ve recently lost a limb. There's a name for Ray’s preference; it’s called acrotomophilia, a paraphilia involving amputees.
Conflicted, Ray wishes he could change. But he can’t. His body won’t let him. Nor will his mind. He’s destined to live this life, forever. That is . . . until he meets the perfect girl. Falls in love with her. Only problem: her arms and legs are attached.
Unable to find her attractive, Ray embarks on a dark, twisted journey of self-discovery, one that will force him to make an impossible choice: abandon his pursuit of true love or find a way to make it work, even if that means getting the girl of his dreams to shed an appendage.
Weird, comedic, and often raunchy, Limbs is the craziest love story ever told.
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Cute laugh out loud story
- By Amazon Customer on 07-20-17
By: T Gephart
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- By: N.P. Martin
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 24 hrs and 4 mins
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My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- By Snyckerdoodle on 09-22-21
By: N.P. Martin
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Reprieve
- A Novel
- By: James Han Mattson
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 12 hrs and 16 mins
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On April 27, 1997, four contestants make it to the final cell of the Quigley House, a full-contact haunted escape room in Lincoln, Nebraska, made famous for its monstrosities, booby-traps, and ghoulishly costumed actors. If the group can endure these horrors without shouting the safe word, “reprieve,” they’ll win a substantial cash prize - a startling feat accomplished only by one other group in the house’s long history. But before they can complete the challenge, a man breaks into the cell and kills one of the contestants.
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creepy escape room story
- By Barbara S on 11-18-21
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Bad Habits
- Wages of Sin, Book 1
- By: Neve Wilder, Onley James
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
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Smart-mouthed hacker Caspian escaped an abusive home at 16. Now he's one of the most sought-after black-hat hackers in the world. Jonah is a ruthless contract killer with only one weakness: the vibrant runaway he took in years ago, Caspian. But Cas bailed when he turned 18, and Jonah has maintained a steady diet of eat, kill, sleep since then. A threat to Cas' life brings him back years later - not as the boy Jonah remembers, but as a hardened computer hacker with a price on his head and a list of names everybody wants.
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Not enough story
- By Amazon Customer on 08-17-21
By: Neve Wilder, and others
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Superhero Syndrome
- Solstice Survivors, Book 1
- By: Caryn Larrinaga
- Narrated by: Ruby Hankey
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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Tess McBray was dying. The solstice syndrome had no cure, and she resigned herself to an early grave. But just when she gave up on survival, all her symptoms mysteriously disappeared. All but one symptom, anyway. Something is wrong with Tess’ hands. They absorb any material they touch, and her skin turns to wood, steel, or concrete. It doesn’t take this comic book obsessed 21-year-old long to figure out what’s going on: somehow, she’s developed super powers. And she’s not the only one; across the country, people are coming forward and sharing their gifts with the world.
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"Origin" story with great characters and narration
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By: Caryn Larrinaga
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Prince of Lies
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- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Rowe Prince is many things. But when it turns out Rowe’s lies conceal a secret that threatens the company I’ve spent years building, I have to choose: say goodbye to the sweet pretender I’m falling for, or risk everything for a man who just might be… the prince of lies.
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The blurb is misleading--in a good way!
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By: Lucy Lennox
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Forgotten: Luca
- The Four, Book 1
- By: Sloane Kennedy
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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I left him behind because I had no choice.... That's what I keep telling myself, but it doesn't make it any easier to sleep at night...or to drown out the words he kept repeating over and over the day we'd met: I just want to go home. That was eight long years ago and I'd only known him as Billy, a terrified 14-year-old I'd had to leave behind to save someone else. But his name wasn't Billy and he's no longer a frightened kid lost in a world where he was nothing more than a possession.
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Disjointed and unoriginal
- By MzBond on 05-05-20
By: Sloane Kennedy
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Guarding Evelyn
- By: Erin Zak
- Narrated by: Lula Larkin
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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After an unfortunate incident and a forced leave of absence from the Secret Service, Arden Ryan is moving back to Chicago where she can get over her failures in the comfort of her childhood home.
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The book itself was amazing ..
- By Marquie on 02-10-23
By: Erin Zak
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Jaded
- Jaded, Book 1
- By: Tijan
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
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Sheldon doesn't care about anyone except Corrigan and Bryce. The three of them rule their school, but it seems someone else wants in on the action or that someone else just wants Sheldon. How many bodies is enough to prove their love to her? This book is dark and edgy with sexual situations, drinking, swearing, murder, and more messed-up parents.
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Long , boring and unlikable heroine
- By JTNH1975 on 04-03-20
By: Tijan
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Neanderthal Opens the Door to the Universe
- By: Preston Norton
- Narrated by: Christopher Carley
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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Cliff Hubbard is a huge loser. Literally. His nickname at Happy Valley High School is Neanderthal because he's so enormous - 6'6" and 250 pounds to be exact. Life in his trailer-park home has gone from bad to worse ever since his older brother's suicide. There's no one Cliff hates more than the nauseatingly cool quarterback Aaron Zimmerman. Then Aaron returns after a near-death experience with a bizarre claim: while he was unconscious he saw God, who gave him a list of things to do to make Happy Valley High suck less. And God said there's only one person who can help: Neanderthal.
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BEST BOOK EVER
- By Kindle Customer on 01-16-23
By: Preston Norton
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High Achiever
- The Incredible True Story of One Addict's Double Life
- By: Tiffany Jenkins
- Narrated by: Tiffany Jenkins
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
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With heart-racing urgency and unflinching honesty, Jenkins takes you inside the grips of addiction and the desperate decisions it breeds. She is a born storyteller who lived an incredible story, from blackmail by an ex-boyfriend to a soul-shattering deal with a drug dealer, and her telling brims with suspense and unexpected wit. But the true surprise is her path to recovery. Tiffany breaks through the stigma and silence to offer hope and inspiration to anyone battling the disease - whether it’s a loved one or themselves.
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I Get it, You Were an Addict
- By Jim Thompson on 10-16-19
By: Tiffany Jenkins
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- Spooky Mike
- 08-12-20
Move Over Palahniuk, You've Got Competition
This story was one hell of a ride. Once I started listening to it, I couldn’t stop. Listened to half of it twice, once when I fell asleep and then again once I woke. Refused to detach my earbuds. I really thought I had an idea of where the book was going, and while I wasn’t totally off, it did throw in some twists that kept me guessing. I have to say this book is in my top five for this year.
The story truly is a unique love story where one party to the relationship struggles with inner demons that in his mind make him a monster. Wouldn’t call him a monster at all, however the way he goes about his search for love is definitely deceptive, which makes him a bit of a scumbag. A scumbag that you absolutely feel for as he is trying to fix himself, although as many people know, you really can’t change who you are attracted to.
I really enjoyed the characters. Ray came off as someone who despised his issues yet the only thing I found wrong was how he went about dealing with them. Obviously, he needed help, but I understood his reluctance to seek it. He reminded me of Tyler Durden attending support groups which I found amusing. In the end I thought he was a decent guy since he tried to do the right thing and would be totally willing to sit and watch horror movies with him and Percy over some beers. Speaking of Percy, I saw a lot of me in him and thought he made a great sidekick to Ray. I also really liked Kayla, her wittiness and playful demeanor really made me understand why Ray was willing to do anything to keep her.
I don’t live under a rock, so I understand there are a lot of fetishes out there. I don’t care what people are into with a few exceptions. I’m a huge horror fan so little phases me, although for some reason the whole acrotomophilia struck me as quite odd. Something I had never thought about and actually found the quite interesting. Not something that I will ever enjoy myself, but it was interesting listening to someone who has that fetish.
Ryan Francona was awesome. I liked everything about his character voices and really enjoyed how he narrated Wendy speaking with waffles in his mouth. Seriously, that was solid addition to the story that for some reason I felt went above and beyond typical narration. Outside of waffles, Francona did a great job and he really got me connected to the characters and story because of his narration.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- n0vel.id3a
- 01-16-20
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So I’ve told you, I love to listen to audio books when I’m busy doing daily tasks.I finished “limbs: a love story” and I really enjoyed this so much! I’m not even sure how I came about this book.This story is about Ray Bridges who works at an electronics story and has a weird sexual fetish. He has what is called acrotomophilia, a paraphilia involving amputees. A fetish he wishes he could get rid of when he meets the girl of his dreams but she has all her limbs. What is ray to do?! Is he gonna fix himself or fix her?! This is a crazy, weird, and bizarro love story! 4/5 🌟 review!
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- FanFiAddict
- 04-30-20
I Am Not A Monster
I am not a monster
That is what Ray continues to tell himself throughout the story; and to be honest, he really isn’t. He is just a man with a rare “affliction” where the only medication is more amputees.
Unfortunately, this “affliction” makes him more of a deviant than he believes himself to be. He shows up at support group meetings, hoping to seduce the menu and get his rocks off while, at the same time, potentially lifting up the spirits of these women. At least, that is until a new female employee, Kayla, starts working alongside him at Best Tronics and he falls for her HARD. Like, blue pill hard. From that point on, sh!t just gets weird.
This was my first experience with Meyer’s writing and definitely won’t be my last. While Limbs falls in the horror genre, this is, simply put, a love story (like the title indicates). It is bawdy, bloody, and downright insane, but is told with a lot of hear and very few appendages. It is a very easy story to pick up and, while short, doesn’t leave you disappointed. Ladies?!?!?
Meyer has a knack for creating characters, especially one with flaws (looking at you, Ray), but also characters that keep you guessing throughout the entire read. I literally (Chris Traeger voice) couldn’t tell whether or not our main character was going to continue living on the edge or dive deeper into his dark passenger. Gave me a Darkly Dreaming Dexter/Brady Hartsfield vibe the entire way through, which if I am being honest, was exactly the reason I enjoyed myself so much.
Limbs, in the same vein as Blister by Jeff Strand, ended up surprising me as I went into it expecting more blood and guts than could fill a bathtub. But don’t get me wrong, it isn’t for the weak of stomach or those without a leg to stand on. In all honesty, I couldn’t get enough.
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