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J.F. Harding
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Bebe Harper
About this listen
Mandy is abducted by aliens and kept as a pet.
These aliens seem nice enough, but she needs to figure out how to communicate with them and get back to Earth. Her alien captor finds everything about his new pet adorable, from her tiny toes to her blunted claws to her shiny mane. He will do everything in his power to make sure that his cute little pet remains healthy and happy. But what happens when this giant tentacled alien finds out his lovely pet is a sentient person who wants more from him than pets and treats?
This is a slow-burn alien/human romance intended for adult listeners.
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- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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Moth was a beautiful planet, the only one with wings - two great golden clouds suspended in space around it. Here was a wide-open world for any venture a man might scheme. The planet attracted unwary travelers, hardened space-sailors, and merchant buccaneers - a teeming, constantly shifting horde that provided a comfortable income for certain quick-witted fellows like Flinx and his pet flying snake Pip.
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The First of the Flinx and Pip Novels AT LAST!
- By Chris on 01-20-09
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Ship Wrecked: Stranded on an Alien World
- By: Mark Wayne McGinnis
- Narrated by: L.J. Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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A wicked snowstorm had blown in from the north and the roads were a mess. Recently split from his one-time girlfriend, there was now nothing holding Cameron Decker here in the little backwater mountain town of Larksburg Stand. Time to get back to college, back to Stanford. Seeing a guy knee-deep in slush at the side of the road, he pulled to the curb and waved him over. The guy smacked his head getting in - knocked his watch cap askew. Only then did Cameron notice - noticed that the individual couldn't possibly be human. Cameron decided to help his stranded passenger - a decision he'd soon come to regret. Along with his rust-bucket of a pickup truck, he was soon heading deep into space aboard an interstellar spacecraft. After the vessel crash-landed onto an alien world, he would now have to contend with a murderous droid and a slew of strange alien life forms.
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Exceptional book .. as always
- By Rodnie on 09-20-18
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Requiem for a Ruler of Worlds
- The First Adventure of Alacrity Fitzhugh & Hobart Floyt
- By: Brian Daley
- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Mankind was beginning its third leap into the Galaxy, but Old Earth had so long kept to herself that her people were unable to travel safely among the rough-and-tumble cultures that had evolved on distant worlds. That annoyed Earth's rulers, for Hobart Floyt--a minor Terran bureaucrat-- had been left a mysterious inheritance by the deceased ruler of a small but wealthy interstellar empire.
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Best Sci Fi Fun anywhere!
- By A. Foxter on 07-07-15
By: Brian Daley
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Forever Young
- Forever Young, Book 1
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Leo Barnabas
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Jason Richards is in his 40s, recently divorced, and hates his job, but all of that changes when he's attacked by a redheaded vampire and left for dead in a truckstop bathroom. He soon wakes up in a mansion, surrounded by beautiful women and told he can never go home again. More importantly, he finds that his bones no longer ache, he feels amazing, and he looks like a 20-year-old kid again. That's because he's a Ferin, a Forever Young, gifted with immortality and special abilities unlike anything he ever thought possible.
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Cheesy vampire sex stories
- By Lance on 03-24-21
By: Daniel Pierce
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Alienated
- Alienated, Book 1
- By: Melissa Landers
- Narrated by: Madeleine Lambert
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Two years ago, the aliens made contact. Now Cara Sweeney is going to be sharing a bathroom with one of them. Handpicked to host the first-ever L'eihr exchange student, Cara thinks her future is set. Not only does she get a free ride to her dream college, she'll have inside information about the mysterious L'eihrs that every journalist would kill for. Cara's blog following is about to skyrocket. Still, Cara isn't sure what to think when she meets Aelyx. Humans and L'eihrs have nearly identical DNA, but cold, infuriatingly brilliant Aelyx couldn't seem more alien.
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Alien romance
- By IloveYAbooks on 01-27-16
By: Melissa Landers
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Earth & Sky
- The Earth & Sky Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Megan Crewe
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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Seventeen-year-old Skylar has been haunted for as long as she can remember by fleeting yet powerful sensations that something is horribly wrong. But despite the visions of disaster that torment her, nothing ever happens, and Sky’s beginning to think she’s crazy. Then she meets a mysterious, otherworldly boy named Win and discovers the shocking truth her premonitions have tapped into: that our world no longer belongs to us.
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Shortest car ride ever...
- By Christina A. Mai on 09-21-15
By: Megan Crewe
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The Lasaran
- Aldebarian Alliance, Book 1
- By: Dianne Duvall
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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When an ally reveals that his younger sister was seized and is being held prisoner on Earth, Taelon descends upon the blue planet, intent on freeing her and exacting vengeance. However, all does not go as planned. Before he can find her, Taelon is captured and becomes the subject of torturous experiments. For what feels like an eternity, all he knows is pain and fury...until a mind tentatively touches his own and a woman's voice forever changes his world.
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Meh, started out good.
- By Howdy Partner on 05-01-20
By: Dianne Duvall
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Brightly Burning
- By: Alexa Donne
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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Stella Ainsley leaves poverty behind when she quits her engineering job aboard the Stalwart to become a governess on a private ship. On the Rochester, there’s no water ration, more books than one person could devour in a lifetime, and an AI who seems more friend than robot. But no one warned Stella that the ship seems to be haunted, nor that it may be involved in a conspiracy that could topple the entire interstellar fleet.
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Out of this world!
- By SMP on 09-20-18
By: Alexa Donne
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InterWorld
- By: Neil Gaiman, Michael Reaves
- Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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Joey Harker isn't a hero. In fact, he's the kind of guy who gets lost in his own house. But then one day, Joey gets really lost. He walks straight out of his world and into another dimension. Joey's walk between the worlds makes him prey to two terrible forces: armies of magic and science who will do anything to harness his power to travel between dimensions.
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A good listen
- By Gurmukh on 10-31-07
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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Dark Horse
- Class 5 Series, Book 1
- By: Michelle Diener
- Narrated by: Christina Delaine
- Length: 13 hrs and 56 mins
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Rose McKenzie may be far from Earth with no way back, but she's made a powerful ally - a fellow prisoner with whom she's formed a strong bond. Sazo's an artificial intelligence. He's saved her from captivity and torture, but he's also put her in the middle of a conflict, leaving Rose with her loyalties divided. Captain Dav Jallan doesn't know why he and his crew have stumbled across an almost legendary Class 5 battleship, but he's not going to complain. The only problem is, all its crew are dead - all except for one strange, new alien being.
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A Perfect Sci Fi / Romance Series You'll Love!
- By bluestatereader on 12-02-16
By: Michelle Diener
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Purity
- Pure and Tainted Book 1
- By: Evangeline Anderson
- Narrated by: William Martin
- Length: 12 hrs and 34 mins
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K is a fourth level Paladin and a servant of Purity - the holy nothingness she has been taught to revere and aspire to from childhood. Born on a sexless world from an artificial womb, K was fitted with a black mesh skinsuit at the tender age of nine. The suit nourishes and defends her from enemies and serves as her main weapon in the holy war her people have declared on the rest of the universe. It also eradicates even the slightest traces of emotion.
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Worth All Five Stars!!!
- By Cheri on 11-01-15
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A Beautiful Friendship
- Star Kingdom, Book 1
- By: David Weber
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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Stephanie Harrington had always expected to be a forest ranger on her homeworld of Meyerdahl until her parents relocated to the frontier planet of Sphinx in the far distant Star Kingdom of Manticore. It should have been the perfect new home - a virgin wilderness full of new species of every sort, just waiting to be discovered. But Sphinx is a far more dangerous place than ultra-civilized Meyerdahl, and Stephanie's explorations come to a sudden halt when her parents lay down the law: no trips into the bush without adult supervision!
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Painfully simplistic YA lit.
- By David on 03-19-13
By: David Weber
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- Nursemomof4
- 07-06-23
Sweet tale.
This was a quirky,funny sweet love story. It had just enough spice. I throughly enjoyed it.
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- Alex Fisher
- 05-25-22
Better than it had any right to be
I'm floored. I never expected this to be so good. I'm not kidding with those 5 stars.
The FMC is strong, not stupid, and makes the best of a bonkers situation.
The alien that adopts her thinks she's the cutest thing in the world and is big time embarrassed when he finds out she's not a pet. I loved the FMC and all the characters were lovable. I literally laughed out loud. The aliens are just genuinely good guys and the MMC is a giant tentacle having cinnamon roll. Also, it has a nuanced understanding of sex and gender AND a plus size FMC!
I'm new to alien romance and it was a perfect, hilarious introduction.
Excellent performance. It was easy to tell who was speaking and the FMC never sounded whiny or annoying.
Mild Spoiler:
Breeding kink! It does end in pregnancy, but for a hilarious reason.
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- Mark
- 02-04-23
basically tentacle porn with an interesting scifi
I liked the premise but the tentacle scenes were a bit over the top. there was plenty of scope to make this a wonderful story. I'm in two minds if to get the next book.
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- Roman Tic
- 04-21-24
Loved it!
I loved the characters and the story. It was funny, sexy and romantic. I am waiting for Ken’s HEA!
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- haley grant
- 06-15-22
Way better than the title suggests
This was a very fun and comical story. I initially cringed at the title, but decided to embrace it and was not disappointed.
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- Audible Kindle
- 04-04-22
I'm conflicted but still recommend it
So my expectations were more of the 'Tempted by Tentacles' erotica type story (highly recommend that ebook for those interested). This book is not erotica at all and what sex is in it is very brief in both length and description. Plus it isn't so much a romance either. There is a lot of world building which is great, but again, it sort of overshadowed the relationship part.
Honestly, my favorite characters aren't even the main couple. Mandy and Seven were both too stupid to live, which is unironically stated by Baht. In fact, I love Baht and I'm thrilled to know his book (3rd in series) is available on Kindle.
I think the series has potential and at a minimum I'm going to read Baht's story. The universe Bebe Harper created is unique and while there is a lot of borrowing from other popular sci-fi, it isn't a carbon copy. I do recommend this book, but just go in knowing it is more of a foundation storyline than a romance.
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- Queen
- 03-24-23
No
This book is super hard for me to review. I think Ann Aguirre set too high of a standard for alien romance, or maybe I'm too picky. The story didn't flow, some things were too detailed, others didn't have enough details, Mandy and Seven were meh and Baht was super intriguing even though his main role was deus ex machina.
And the misspellings didn't help. How hard is it to google words - or look into paper dictionaries - to figure out that a huge building is not hanger but hangar, it's not infinate but infinite, and if you hit someone so hard they lose consciousness, they are knocked out, not nocked out.
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