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Nine Kinds of Naked
- Narrated by: Kristin Kalbli
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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Cult favorite Tony Vigorito invokes a kind of chaos theory in Nine Kinds of Naked that gleefully turns any expectation of time, space, or plot on its head.
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This fictionalized story of the true-life genius Nikola Tesla - arguably the most influential inventor in history - offers a "young-to-old" portrayal in the form of "A Romance of the Mind". It reveals his impassioned inner life and his secret love for Karina, the muse no one else can see who brings him life-altering inspirations.
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Excellent fictionalization
- By C. Elliott on 06-17-13
By: Anthony Flacco
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Beyond the Highland Mist
- Highlander, Book 1
- By: Karen Marie Moning
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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He was known throughout the kingdom as Hawk, legendary predator of the battlefield and the boudoir. No woman could refuse his touch, but no woman ever stirred his heart - until a vengeful fairy tumbled Adrienne de Simone out of modern-day Seattle and into medieval Scotland.
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If you loved Gabaldon's Outlander... skip this.
- By Cynthia on 07-19-09
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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To the Vanishing Point
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 12 hrs and 36 mins
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It was just a boring drive through the Nevada desert...until the Sonderberg family picked up a beautiful young hitchhiker named Mouse and found themselves on a wild, careening ride down the exit ramp to Hell. It seems the entire universe is doomed unless Mouse, a transdimensional alien, can find and heal the dying cosmic Spinner who controls the very fabric of reality. They're driving into a fantastic nightmare to save all creation at the Vanishing Point on the Cosmic Road...which happens to be US Interstate 40!
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One of my all time favorites.
- By Joseph Simpson on 09-18-21
By: Alan Dean Foster
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The City of Lost Fortunes
- By: Bryan Camp
- Narrated by: Korey Jackson
- Length: 14 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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The post-Katrina New Orleans of The City of Lost Fortunes is a place haunted by its history and by the hurricane's destruction, a place that is hoping to survive the rebuilding of its present long enough to ensure that it has a future. Street magician Jude Dubuisson is likewise burdened by his past and by the consequences of the storm, because he has a secret: the magical ability to find lost things, a gift passed down to him by the father he has never known - a father who just happens to be more than human.
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Enchanting Creative Story
- By William on 09-02-18
By: Bryan Camp
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Deus Irae
- By: Roger Zelazny, Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Two masters of science fiction collaborate on one wild post-apocalyptic story. After World War III, the Servants of Wrath cult deified the mysterious Carlton Lufteufel, creator of the doomsday weapon that wiped out much of humanity. But to worship the man, they need an image of him as a god, and no one has ever seen him. So the high priests send a limbless master painter named Tibor McMasters into the wilderness on a mission to find Lufteufel and capture his likeness.
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Satirical apocalypse or apocalyptic satire?
- By Jacob on 06-30-17
By: Roger Zelazny, and others
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The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination
- Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius
- By: John Joseph Adams - editor
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Mary Robinette Kowal, Justine Eyre
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
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Mad scientists have never had it so tough. In super-hero comics, graphic novels, films, TV series, video games, and even works of what may be fiction, they are besieged by those who stand against them, devoid of sympathy for their irrational, megalomaniacal impulses to rule, destroy, or otherwise dominate the world as we know it. It’s just not fair. So those of us who are so twisted and sick that we love mad scientists have created this guide.
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HAND DANCING
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-30-15
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Scale
- A Novel
- By: Keith Buckley
- Narrated by: Keith Buckley
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
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As a hopeless and struggling indie rock musician, Ray Goldman's best chance of discovering any beauty and purpose in his dysfunctional life will come only when he ceases to struggle against life itself. Scale chronicles Ray Goldman’s journey downward through the adversarial trials that sometimes prove necessary in facilitating an eventual ascent into truth and happiness. The odd chapters of the novel find Ray, now a 31-year-old guitar player, seeking fulfillment in the wake of a life-altering tragedy.
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Poor Presentation
- By mmacedonia on 04-16-19
By: Keith Buckley
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Wondrous Strange
- By: Lesley Livingston
- Narrated by: Lesley Livingston
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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For 17-year-old actress Kelley Winslow, faeries are just something from childhood stories. Then she meets Sonny Flannery, whose steel-gray eyes mask an equally steely determination to protect her. Sonny guards the Samhain Gate, which connects the mortal realm with the Faerie's enchanted, dangerous Otherworld. Usually kept shut by order of icy King Auberon, the Gate stands open but once a year.
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"I do love thee"
- By Jayleen Martinez on 10-18-16
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Spirit Legacy
- The Gateway Trilogy, Book 1
- By: E. E. Holmes
- Narrated by: Lyssa Browne
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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Some cryptic words wake college student Jess Ballard from a terrifying dream into an even more terrifying reality. Jess’ life has never been what anyone would call easy; doing damage control in the wake of your nomadic, alcoholic mother doesn't exactly make for a storybook childhood. But now, her world has fallen apart just when it should be coming together: her mother gone—dead under mysterious circumstances; her life uprooted to stay with estranged relatives she’s never met; and there’s something odd about some of the people she’s been meeting at school: They’re dead.
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My mistake
- By KayTee on 06-26-22
By: E. E. Holmes
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- Deedra
- 03-28-15
Nine Kinds of Naked
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This is a fun read!It reminded me of something Christopher Moore would write and that is GOOD!It's nonsensical but makes sense.Listen to it!Kristin Kalbli is a wonderful choice for a narrator.I was gifted this copy for a fair review.
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- Linnea HBD
- 02-22-17
Synchronicity on the sultry soothe of your day!
Love it. It's all I can do not to blurt out "Cherry shit" in every awkward pause.
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- Jacobhardin
- 01-07-15
A wild ride
Would you listen to Nine Kinds of Naked again? Why?
Yes. Keeping up with the narrative is an interesting journey.
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This is an excellent listen.
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- Holly
- 03-16-15
Soothing combination of chaos and synchronicity
If you could sum up Nine Kinds of Naked in three words, what would they be?
surprising, soothing, absurd
What other book might you compare Nine Kinds of Naked to and why?
I don't know if there's any story to which I could compare Nine Kinds of Naked, but Tony Vigorito's writing is in the same vein as Tom Robbins.
Who was the most memorable character of Nine Kinds of Naked and why?
Father JJ Speed/Special Agent JJ Speed was probably the most memorable, but Diablo was my favourite. I loved the way Kristin Kalbli voiced both his character and Elizabeth Wildhack. Those character voices were so pleasant and enjoyable to listen to, which made their already interesting conversations even better.
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This is a fantastic, layered story and a great audiobook. I look forward to listening to more of both the author and the narrator.
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- Mike G
- 05-03-17
entertaining. funny. worth a listen
nine kinds of naked was funny and entertaining. it had the wacky characters and mishaps of a tom robbins novel... but it did fall short a bit of robbins wacky genius. nonetheless i did thoroughly enjoy it and a good time was had by all.
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- Adrian Montoya
- 02-20-20
Must read/listen
I don't write many reviews but I really like this one. Story is good but I also like the spirit and the theme of love, hope and embracing life. this one stands out for me.
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- Day
- 03-01-16
Genius.
Pure and simple. Unbridled brilliance. I am very pleased to see this prayer made manifest.
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- Lawrence R. Spencer
- 10-16-19
CHERISH IT
Few writers have enthralled, entertained and inspired me with as much awe and admiration as Tony Vigorito. Metaphysics and humor are equally difficult as genres for a writer. Tony is a Master Philosopher and Humorist. The highest compliment I can give anyone, as a writer myself, is to say "I wish I had the intelligence and ability to write like that." I don't and I can't.
However, I am thrilled that I listened to this audiobook (and the two others written by Tony)!
(Kristin Kalbli gives a brilliant performance as the narrator.)
...as for writing, I will settle for using a few dozen sentences from the book as memes on social media.... maybe people can be "dumbed up" enough to wake up!
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- Daniel Grifo
- 05-31-19
rare combination of fun and insight
The first time I listened to this book it was funny.
The second time I was impressed by the depth of the analogies.
The third time I fell in love with the characters. Bridget Snapdragon is my current hero.
The fourth time I saw a reflection of the world around me and it made me happy to be a part of such folly.
This book just gets more interesting every time I listen.
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