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Duncan Ralston
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"**2024 Splatterpunk Award nominee for Best Novel**
You are cordially invited to join jet-setting financier/philanthropist Emory Jackman and his very special guests at the world's most exclusive party on Little Pearl Island!
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Everyone who's anyone wants to be seen at one of Emory Jackman's legendary parties, from royalty to politicians, tech billionaires to Instagram models.
But something sinister is happening on Little Pearl. Journalist Sven Olsen has heard rumors about the Jackmans trafficking young girls, and a secret auction joined by the rich and famous. He's been invited under the pretense of writing a profile about Emory and his mysterious wife, Tess, and will do just about anything to get the scoop.
The crew and staff are unaware, including young porter Gabe Zimmer, who falls for Clarissa Hurst, a stowaway looking for her long-lost twin sister. Security is hunting her, but when the two discover what's in the crates heading to the island, they realize they're in a lot more trouble than they think.
Because it's not just parties, perverts or a prison cell awaiting them on Little Pearl. A creature lurks there, eager for his children to get their first taste of blood, and awaken him from his long slumber.
When they do, the payback will be legendary.
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- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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Angel knows all about pain. His mother died in this room. He's researched its history. Today he's come back to end it, no matter the cost, once and for all. Shyla, a plus-sized escort, thinks the stories Angel tells her can't be true. Secrets so vile, you won't want to let them inside you. But the Lonely Motel doesn't forget. It doesn't forgive. And it always claims its victim.
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Underwhelming “extreme” horror
- By Michelle Mendoza on 11-25-24
By: Duncan Ralston
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Low Blasphemy
- By: Judith Sonnet
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Reece Karkoff's life derailed when her mother killed her father. Now, she lives on a defunct farm in Missouri with her Aunt and her cousin, who treat her as one of their own. Reece thinks her mother's violence is behind her ... But she's unaware of the cult that has moved into the woods beside the farm.
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Zombies with wings. I mean demons.
- By LK on 12-04-24
By: Judith Sonnet
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Try the New Candy
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Kayll Heath
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Taste a new horror. Which foul flavor amongst these 10 tales of torment and otherworldly strangeness will please your palate? An imbecilic man is taken advantage of for decades before finally considering an act of sweet revenge. A single, soon to be mother experiences a bizarre sequence of events triggered by her artificial insemination. Choose from all these and more. Step into the shoes of the disturbed fringe of society and explore the potential for evil in humanity. Your misery awaits…
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Great storyline for each story☺️
- By Gavin weathers on 10-13-24
By: Aron Beauregard
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Scary Bastard
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Kayll Heath
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
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Bones crushed, pulled-out guts, candy, and homicidal nuts! What do a brilliant child killer, a hopeful special effects artist, a duo of budding teen spree killers, a student-screwing teacher, and a mutated maniac missing his lower jaw have in common? They're all out this Halloween...How will their paths cross? Who will be butchered? Can anyone survive this bloodbath, or are they all destined to drown in a pool of warm red? This slasher nightmare gives you a seat right beside the killer, but don't get too comfortable. There's a Scary Bastard on the loose....
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So sick I had to stop several times
- By Lea on 05-20-23
By: Aron Beauregard
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The Old Lady
- By: Kristopher Triana
- Narrated by: Cora Blouch
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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After the death of her estranged father, Tracey returns to the remote cabin she grew up in. As a traumatized veteran of the Vietnam War, Tracey’s father subjected her to rigorous survival training under brutal conditions, believing it was for her own good. She escaped and never looked back. Now in her fifties with a criminal record, Tracey returns to claim the property she’s inherited.
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Amazing, as always.
- By Kimberly Xiong on 06-04-24
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Through the Eyes of Desperation
- The Black Version
- By: Daniel J Volpe
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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At Shadows Casino, this isn’t just a phrase, it’s a grim reality. Far from prying eyes is a world of decadent pleasure, and unimaginable pain, where only the desperate or the rich dare to tread. Cee is the leader of the sinister establishment, but that hasn’t always been her story. Long before she'd ever heard of a parlay or letting it ride, Cee was just a little girl with a daddy who liked to gamble. And when her daddy brought her into Shadows, he made a bet that changed both of their lives forever.
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The Black Widow always wins
- By LK on 01-06-25
By: Daniel J Volpe
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Woom
- The Lonely Motel, Book 1
- By: Duncan Ralston
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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Angel knows all about pain. His mother died in this room. He's researched its history. Today he's come back to end it, no matter the cost, once and for all. Shyla, a plus-sized escort, thinks the stories Angel tells her can't be true. Secrets so vile, you won't want to let them inside you. But the Lonely Motel doesn't forget. It doesn't forgive. And it always claims its victim.
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Underwhelming “extreme” horror
- By Michelle Mendoza on 11-25-24
By: Duncan Ralston
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Low Blasphemy
- By: Judith Sonnet
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Reece Karkoff's life derailed when her mother killed her father. Now, she lives on a defunct farm in Missouri with her Aunt and her cousin, who treat her as one of their own. Reece thinks her mother's violence is behind her ... But she's unaware of the cult that has moved into the woods beside the farm.
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Zombies with wings. I mean demons.
- By LK on 12-04-24
By: Judith Sonnet
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Try the New Candy
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Kayll Heath
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Taste a new horror. Which foul flavor amongst these 10 tales of torment and otherworldly strangeness will please your palate? An imbecilic man is taken advantage of for decades before finally considering an act of sweet revenge. A single, soon to be mother experiences a bizarre sequence of events triggered by her artificial insemination. Choose from all these and more. Step into the shoes of the disturbed fringe of society and explore the potential for evil in humanity. Your misery awaits…
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Great storyline for each story☺️
- By Gavin weathers on 10-13-24
By: Aron Beauregard
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Scary Bastard
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Kayll Heath
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
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Bones crushed, pulled-out guts, candy, and homicidal nuts! What do a brilliant child killer, a hopeful special effects artist, a duo of budding teen spree killers, a student-screwing teacher, and a mutated maniac missing his lower jaw have in common? They're all out this Halloween...How will their paths cross? Who will be butchered? Can anyone survive this bloodbath, or are they all destined to drown in a pool of warm red? This slasher nightmare gives you a seat right beside the killer, but don't get too comfortable. There's a Scary Bastard on the loose....
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So sick I had to stop several times
- By Lea on 05-20-23
By: Aron Beauregard
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The Girl in the Attic
- By: Jon Athan
- Narrated by: Harry Roger Williams III
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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After tragedy strikes their home, Frederick Chandler, a stern, irritable, and violent widower, pulls his teenage daughter, Sydney, out of school and locks her in his attic. He justifies his actions by claiming he’s protecting her from a cruel world while homeschooling her. But, when a new neighbor moves into the house next door and their teenage son, Seth, interferes with his plans, Frederick begins to tighten his grip on Sydney, and Sydney starts fighting back. Discipline and homeschooling quickly turn into abuse and lessons of violence.
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THE WORST NARRATOR I'VE EVER HEARD
- By Kelley M. on 01-19-25
By: Jon Athan
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Yellow
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
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Oliver Fitch has a troubling issue: He lives in a state of constant terror. After purchasing a convenience store in a once civil society, the streets around him have rapidly devolved into utter lawlessness. They're now festering with sinister gutter scum that live only to harass and intimidate him. His pathetic profits are gouged under the threat of violence, and there isn't a damn thing he can do about it. Because in a city with no rules, where the sun never shines, the authorities are no help. In fact, they're an equal part of the problem.
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So disturbing that it pulls you in
- By Anonymous User on 08-18-22
By: Aron Beauregard
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Blender Babies
- By: Jon Athan
- Narrated by: Beau Thomas
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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No one saw it coming. It started with isolated reports of people kidnapping babies and blending them to drink their ‘essence’—a highly potent and highly addictive chemical compound found in infants. The phenomenon spread through social media, infecting other addicts. Cases of kidnapping and murder—femicide and infanticide—skyrocketed, leading to governments around the world to issue state of emergencies and strict shelter-at-home orders. But it was too late. Society had collapsed into itself.
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definitely unique
- By Morgan on 11-28-24
By: Jon Athan
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The Night Stockers
- By: Kristopher Triana, Ryan Harding
- Narrated by: Chuck Brugee
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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The employees of the Freshway grocery store aren’t too happy about having to do an overnight shift, but they’re about to be even unhappier. Their rival store, Devil’s Food, is about to lay siege upon them with extreme prejudice. This is no ordinary grocery chain. Devil’s Food is run by a cult of murderous Satanists committed to killing the competition - literally.
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A little to rapey
- By mason on 05-02-24
By: Kristopher Triana, and others
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Grandpappy
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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Grandpappy is on hospice. Charles is going mad. Vile happenings are abound. You, listener, are not prepared. This is your lesson in depravity. Warning! This is an extreme horror novella. Very few triggers are left unpulled.
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Solid. Not the best of PCH3, but solid.
- By Katherine Scheponik on 10-01-24
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The Bighead
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Michael T. Bradley
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Rape. Murder. Brain-eating. Never before has a work of fiction dared to delve so deeply into the realms of perversion, sexual dementia, and bad taste. Who is he? What is he? An inbred homicidal pervert? A supernatural psychopath? Who or whatever he is, he's on a roll now, raging out of the Virginia backwoods and leaving in his wake a trail of blood, guts, and disgust far beyond the limits of your reckoning.
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Cool book
- By Adam Germann on 10-20-18
By: Edward Lee
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Gast
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
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No train has run on this railroad since the end of the Civil War—a railroad built by the servitude to perfect evil—and its trusted tracks run right behind the house. Justin Collier expects his respite in Gast, Tennessee, to be relaxing if not a bit dull, but he will find out soon enough that those same train tracks once led to a place worse than Hell.
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intense to say the least
- By Jim Dandy on 01-03-25
By: Edward Lee
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The Slob
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband, Daniel, are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away.
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I don't know why this was written.
- By Amazon Customer on 04-17-22
By: Aron Beauregard
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100% Match
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.
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Not what I was expecting
- By Juan Angel on 02-05-24
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Dead End House
- By: Bryan Smith
- Narrated by: Lizzie Canyon
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
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The abandoned house at the end of Millhaven Road stands on blighted and barren ground, as if nature itself shuns this tainted place. It is known simply as Dead End House, and unspeakably terrible things happened there long ago.
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Splatterpunk at its finest
- By timj26 on 09-25-23
By: Bryan Smith
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Through the Eyes of Desperation
- The Red Version
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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Red has tried to keep his nose clean but the sins of his past still haunt him. They’ve forced him back into the darkness—toward a life he’d hoped to leave behind. Now he has just four days to make things right.
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The house always wins
- By LK on 01-01-25
By: Aron Beauregard
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The Midwives
- By: Duncan Ralston
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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On tour with his latest book, true crime writer Martin Savage discovers one of his most-dangerous subjects has escaped. The so-called "Witch Hunter", a delusional murderer of women and their unborn children, holds a deadly grudge. He'll stop at nothing to get his revenge, and destroy everything Martin cares about. With nowhere to run, Martin and forensic psychologist Sheila Tanner flee to the town he left when he was a boy, after his mother was locked away in a psychiatric facility.
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Decent Cult Thriller
- By Spooky Mike on 12-04-20
By: Duncan Ralston
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- JoeyVermin
- 09-03-24
long but good
definitely a daunting listen when you see the length that's for sure but when we slowly get more into the thick of it it's gets extremely exciting and fantastic by the end all in all a great listen
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- Raul G
- 08-04-24
Hard to take serious
This is the second book from this author that I have read, and I have a hard time taking it serious Perhaps the intention of the author is to make the book a bit of comedy as well as a horror or thriller, but if that is the case, it is not my cup of tea. Vampire stories should either be scary, romantic, or comedy, but not all three. In my opinion, this book is more of a comedy with a slightly scary twist. I like the idea of vampires getting revenge on people who abuse children. Maybe if I read the book instead of listen to the audio, I might have a better appreciation for it. I might check out other books that this specific narrator has done to see if it is his voice that I have issue with or if it is this book specifically. despite these complaints, I read the book in its entirety, but nearly 2/3 of the way through. I had to keep reminding myself to finish it and it was not the first book that I would turn to.
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- bex
- 05-01-24
wonderful story
this story and the narrator will hook you and keep you guessing. cheering for and fiercely against the characters.
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- JLwormwood
- 07-19-24
Fun, but not what I was looking for
The title sounded great!! I've never tried a book from Duncan Ralston before. The story was fun enough, but I was hoping for something a LOT bloodier. Personally, this would not be considered splatterpunk at all. It was far too.... tame, for lack of a better word. The narrator was OK, but I did have to speed up the playback speed because he took SUCH long pauses between each sentence.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-05-24
Great book!
The plot kept me intrigued most of the book. From beginning to end I was hooked on this book.
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- Jim Dandy
- 10-24-24
kiddie vampires
not what I expected from the title. some stuff taboo but not over done. I really didn't see the ending coming but it was good. I would recommend it to fans of gore.
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- Michael
- 12-03-24
is it amateur hour?
This book could've been so much better. This feels like it was written by a 12 year old, with the characters speaking as if they were 10 years old. Honestly, a 20 year old man, a grown adult, with the shyness, inexperience, and "innocence" of a prepubescent boy. The rest of the adults speaking almost as bad. The "bad guy" or "guys" in this story sound worse than a badly written disney villain. Don't waste your time or money on this garbage. seriously it's sooooo bad.
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- Toby Daniel Boatwright
- 10-12-24
boring
Unlike Mr. Ralstons "Woom" this book was very slow and very boring. The big reveal was not interesting. I didn't read the description because I really enjoyed Duncans other work. I was assuming pedophiles being slaughterd on an island for sport. Can't win them all 🤷🏾♂️
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