Pretty Boys Are Poisonous
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Megan Fox
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THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
“Heartbreaking…Go read the book, everyone.” —Alex Cooper, host of the Call Her Daddy podcast
Megan Fox showcases her wicked humor throughout a heartbreaking and dark collection of poetry. Over the course of more than seventy poems Fox chronicles all the ways in which we fit ourselves into the shape of the ones we love, even if it means losing ourselves in the process.
“These poems were written in an attempt to excise the illness that had taken root in me because of my silence. I’ve spent my entire life keeping the secrets of men, my body aches from carrying the weight of their sins. My freedom lives in these pages, and I hope that my words can inspire others to take back their happiness and their identity by using their voice to illuminate what’s been buried, but not forgotten, in the darkness,” says Fox.
Pretty Boys Are Poisonous marks the powerful debut from one of the most well-known women of our time. Press play, bite the apple, and sink your teeth into the most deliciously compelling and addictive books you’ll listen to all year.
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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Gaslighting and games
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By: Kate Stewart
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He's Gone
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My fiancé brought me tea and scrambled eggs in bed that morning, and we snuggled together, talking about buying our rings, and about our perfect wedding next year. Then we headed into town. He held my hand and gazed at the ring I liked best, a smile spreading slowly over his face. Then a glass of bubbly to celebrate. I felt flushed, excited and ready for the rest of my life with the man I loved. We race to get on the train home. It screams to a halt and I run towards its open doors. Made it. I think he’s right behind me — but when I turn around, he’s gone.
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Disappointing plot
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The Answer Is No
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Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
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Starship Troopers
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Johnnie Rico never really intended to join up—and definitely not the infantry. But now that he’s in the thick of it, trying to get through combat training harder than anything he could have imagined, he knows everyone in his unit is one bad move away from buying the farm in the interstellar war the Terran Federation is waging against the Arachnids. Because everyone in the Mobile Infantry fights. And if the training doesn’t kill you, the Bugs are more than ready to finish the job.
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The definitive version!
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Dead Med
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When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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Hmm
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By: Freida McFadden
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- Ashleigh Amberlynn
- 11-07-23
Thank you!
Thank you for sharing your story not just for yourself, but for all the women out here, who can identify with the things that you have written.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-10-23
Amazing and breathtaking
The way Megan describes everything she’s been through at the hands of men is horrible but amazing she explains everything in such a way that it hurts and hit so hard I recommend buying both the audio book and physical copy as hearing it read in her voice was haunting and beautiful
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- Ashley
- 11-14-23
Jaw dropping
Beautiful, tragic, raw emotion of the turmoil she experienced. This story happens all too often. It can happen to anyone it doesn’t matter your race, age, looks, how smart or wealthy you are. I can listen to this over and over. Thank you Megan for letting us in.
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- Nick
- 11-13-23
Raw and relatable
Beautifully written. I’m glad it was narrated by the author. Will listen a few more times
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- Chas
- 11-15-23
Outstanding
This was incredible. A must read , childhood trauma, depths of unexplained emotions, trauma bonding at its highest.
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- Levi Howlett
- 11-17-23
Raw and to the point
She was raw & to the point. Very relatable. She did a great job putting words together when I couldn’t in those moments.
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- Iman-S S.
- 01-24-24
The word choice
I enjoyed the reading by Megan. I do wish her poems were longer. The only poem I didn’t like was the one that included a “jk”.
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- Elizabeth
- 03-21-24
Amazing uniqueness
Amazing uniqueness- absolutely Love, could listen for ever, Next part two.
Amazing uniqueness- absolutely Love, could listen for ever, Next part two.
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- Ariel
- 03-23-24
I’ve listened twice today
Powerful words for anyone who has endured abuse. Megan is a beautiful writer and truly captured every emotion that you feel in situations such as these.
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- Kelly Griffin Sherwood
- 05-20-24
pain
I assumed this would merely assist in hair growth, but it helped me far more than I expected:
No more hair loss
No split ends
No dry hair
Increased hair volume
Healthy roots and skin
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